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The Flood / does anyone wanna stroke my zweihander
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:49:04 PM »
i'm horny af rite now
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The Flood / does anyone wanna stroke my zweihander« on: November 27, 2014, 07:49:04 PM »
i'm horny af rite now
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The Flood / is gasai gay« on: November 26, 2014, 12:33:49 PM »
he sure does talk about totes a lot
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The Flood / that's it I'm leaving« on: November 25, 2014, 10:06:48 PM »
can't tolerate a site that has furfags for mods
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The Flood / slash is a cool guy« on: November 25, 2014, 10:02:26 PM »
also he's a fucking furfag
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The Flood / slash is a furfag« on: November 25, 2014, 09:58:35 PM »
i have concrete evidence
gib monies or i will post screen caps 790
The Flood / US states that shouldn't exist« on: November 24, 2014, 08:41:04 PM »
I'll start
West Virginia Georgia Canada 791
The Flood / I'm pretty sure my roommate is the mysterious hacker known as 4chan« on: November 24, 2014, 12:21:27 PM »
I'm pretty sure my roommate is the mysterious hacker known as 4chan, and I'm pretty fucking scared
>be me yesterday >class ended early so I head home >get home early and walk to my room >hear roommate in his room talking loudly >he must not know I'm home >probably just singing to his music or something >listen a little longer and realize he isn't singing >says some weird computer stuff >"I'll make a GUI using Visual Basic to trace their IP" >shit sounds foreign to me but I know it can't be good >bust into his room and am shocked >he has his back turned to me so I can see his computer >he's typing really fast in green words on an all black background >ohfuckwhatdoesthatmean.filename >see in big letter at the top of the screen "hack_celebrity_pictures.exe" >oh no >he turns around and looks at me >I can only see his eyes and mouth through his ski mask >ohshitthisisbad.jaypeg >he yells "GET THE FUCK OUT" >slam his door and rush into my room >lock the door so he can't get to me >remember I have a computer in my room >he could probably hack that into to get to me >throw it out the window I'm posting this on my laptop right now. I think I'm safe using this because it has something called AVG which basically makes it hacker proof. I'm really scared right now. He's really good with computers and I'm afraid he might find a way to hack the lock on my door. 793
The Flood / Pro Marijuana Propaganda« on: November 20, 2014, 08:06:48 AM »
Ugh, I'm sick of seeing this thinly veiled pro-marijuana propaganda.
A lot of people say that the biggest danger is "getting caught with it." Really? Well, let me tell you a story. A good friend of mine - who had never been so much as drunk in his life - decided to try marijuana on his twenty-first birthday. He discovered that he enjoyed it, and started smoking in moderation. On Friday evenings (when he had the time and the money to spare), he'd light up his pipe with a few friends, and they'd all watch a bad movie together. Now, that sounds fine, right? Maybe it would have been, if it had stopped there. Unfortunately, my friend eventually discovered that he was *really good* at cooking while under the influence, and his little get-togethers soon included a selection of home-cooked food. People started requesting my friend's recipes, to the point where he decided to put together a cookbook. Then, in an effort to make this cookbook as high-quality as he could manage, my friend learned the basics of photography and took to documenting examples of the meals that he made. Before long, he had even taught himself some design skills... which, combined with the release of his cookbook, resulted in him getting a job offer at a publishing house. My friend worked at that publishing house for close to a year and a half. He became well-liked and respected, and seemed to have a great career ahead of him... but then, one fateful morning, he stubbed his toe in the parking lot. According to my friend, it *hurt a little bit*, and he actually *scuffed his shoe*. All because he'd smoked marijuana. Don't do drugs, kids. 794
The Flood / lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos« on: November 18, 2014, 02:35:10 PM »
they made their choice
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The Flood / turned into a faggot today« on: November 18, 2014, 08:54:58 AM »
am drinking a chai latte
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The Flood / please accept me for who I am« on: November 18, 2014, 08:19:45 AM »
I’m a Jewish vegan trans-autistic postgender transgender transsexual transdimensional multisouled dragonkin athiest anarcho-communist deconstructivist pufferfish-kin biofluid furry brony fith-wave-ecofeminist muslim trans-racial exo-otherkin, who identifies as a trans-fedora who has depression, anxiety, down syndrome, trans-autism, gender identity disorder, schizophrenia, ADHD, ADD, HIV and BBC. Xi am triggered by the color teal. On top of that Xi am a gender-bender demi-queer, multisouled, polyneurodysmorphic, quasi-persyn, mathematical-entity sexual, non-trans-soluble-in-water, void identified and a spiderman fetishist.
My preferred pronouns are xe, xi,xo and xum and I kill cis scum. After reading all this zou still do not know xe, as just a very short list of the 1% of pronouns that the patriarchal society has assigned to xe as a part of their systematic oppression of all xindividuals (or multiple identifying entities or voids) who do not fit the “prefect and normal” stereotype of a heteronormative genderbinary cis white-privileged human-identifying Christian male who identifies as possessing only one mind, which Xi entirely defy, redefining cultural norms and deconstructing archaic systems. Further more, I am a womyn of color, trans-similar to “Rosa Parks”, hear xe roar. When Xi protest on the streets, Xi feel (feelings are fact) that I am re-living (or trans-re-dying) the horrors faced by xelle under the oppressive apartheid every time someone criticisms xe on zum internet. It is truly like the holocaust in which 6,000,000 of Xy innocent chosen Jewish people of G-d perished under the hatred of the Nazis of which I am a third generation survivor, Xy grandxarents (Xey do not identify as having genders) were murdered atonly age 6. 801
The Flood / my mom turned me into a furry« on: November 12, 2014, 06:03:54 PM »
my mother told me she used to put a leash on me when i was little so i wouldn't wander off
THANKS MOM FOR RUINING MY LIFE 802
The Flood / Call of Freedom: Advanced MLG Warfare« on: November 12, 2014, 02:47:19 PM »YouTube > 803
The Flood / psa don't ignore the cheese guy at olive garden« on: November 11, 2014, 08:05:49 AM »
i never told him to stop putting cheese on my food and the whole place flooded with cheese
currently drowning in cheese as i type this fallout sty- 806
The Flood / how do i score higher on the sex part of my driver's license?« on: November 11, 2014, 07:35:01 AM »
this is like the 3rd time i've gotten an M
my sister always gets F's so she must be terrible in bed what score did you guys get 808
The Flood / am i homosexual« on: November 02, 2014, 10:21:09 PM »
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever I would be against a gun brony community the only exception is if someone owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent handjob of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated mother's boyfriend. As I fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cmming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I I AM CM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CM FROM SX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CM FROM SX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASSSS, I C*M IN ASSSS" That said. In 7th grade, my mom practically kicked me in the balls before I even hit 16, Actually being thoughtful while I could do a point-by-point analysis of why your self-aggrandizing diatribe is meaningless to become the greatest walrus ever.
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