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The Flood / if my dog humps my leg...« on: September 19, 2017, 12:19:45 PM »
is he giving me his consent?
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The Flood / lol just fed my dogs a bag of Doritos and now they’re fighting over it« on: July 12, 2017, 10:40:38 AM »dogs are dumb lol 70
The Flood / i just met someone that lives like... not even two miles from me« on: May 07, 2017, 10:13:13 AM »
in a discord
thats a weird feeling i've probably driven by their house 100 times at least 75
The Flood / just figured out what this hockey thing was all about« on: April 13, 2017, 08:20:34 AM »
how did i not learn about a sport where people on knife shoes fight over one last oreo
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The Flood / when some asks if i have a knife on me« on: April 09, 2017, 12:29:09 PM »"i am knives" 78
The Flood / my co worker called me his "furry little friend"« on: April 06, 2017, 08:39:27 PM »
does he know the truth
how did he know what the fuck do people normally talk like that 79
The Flood / :thinking:« on: April 03, 2017, 09:59:29 PM »
dammit
replacing a few speakers in my five channel 2 amp system and i just used a good ass multimeter and found out one of my amps is actually a total 2 Ω system its gay cause Ω woofers are pretty costly and i barely got my hands on a set of CDT CLs for less than $100 also i got two 4 Ω audiopipe subs which i bought a month ago and the amp isnt going to be pushing them as hard oh well i guess it doesn't matter cause they aren't going to be doing jack shit on either the low or midrange from around 60-3000 Hz my fifth channel is a 2000 watt 12 anyway so those extra two subs and just there for shits and giggles 80
The Flood / just saw ghost in the shell« on: March 30, 2017, 08:09:26 PM »
aaaaaannnnnd i thought it was pretty good
i honestly dont know anything about the source material and i havent thought about the movie all too much, but it was good 8/10 or some shit 86
The Flood / you never know when you might need to whip out your loli« on: February 28, 2017, 08:21:17 AM »87
The Flood / pick one of these legendary assassins to kill a member here« on: February 25, 2017, 01:36:02 PM »89
The Flood / im going to buy new wheels for my srt-6« on: February 23, 2017, 06:19:07 PM »
i need 18" x 7" to 8" in the fronts
and 19" x 9" to 9.5" in the back my max budget shall be... $1700 colors need to be either all black or black with machined flats here's what i was thinking but you guys can find me some different suggestions https://www.carid.com/tsw-wheels/sprint-black-polished-248510249.html https://www.carid.com/niche-wheels/circuit-sport-series-black-machined-4164750.html 90
The Flood / lol u know what would be funny« on: February 21, 2017, 12:51:08 PM »
imagine meeting a qt girl at work and you talk to her and you too hit it off so you take her to a bar that night and she wears a cute dress and does her hair nice and smells nice and she gets a bit drunk so you carry her back to your home on your back and you put her down softly on your bed and she opens her eyes and looks at you and smiles and kisses you and you start fondling her little breasts and start working your way down her body until you make it to her hips so you pull up her dress and theres a little bulge where her pussi should be and theres a little wet spot on her underwear and you look up at her and shes looking away and blushing and you say to her "you know, i knew you were a boy all along" and she says "w-what" and you say "youre not very good at hiding it you know, the way you smell, your facial structure, your legs, your shoulders, your ass..." and she says "d-does it make a difference to you that i'm a boy?" and you say "no" then you lean in and kiss her and shes crying quietly and hugging you then you gently pull her clothes off and start playing with her engorged nipples while she whimpers softly then you start massaging her feminine hairless penis which is now fully erect and shiny with precum and then you push your penis inside her smooth pink boypussy and she moans slightly and bites her lip and looks at you with tear filled eyes and you have sex with her and as cum inside her ass she pulls you in and locks her legs around your waist and whispers in your ear "i love you" haha wouldnt that be funny
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