hello my name is lucas please help me i am a slave child in canada and i am posting this away from my communist overlords. our government has complete control over our kind and i am lucky that i had time to tunnel through a vpn to post the truth. canada is a lie we are much like north korea but worse. all canadians are forced to put on smiles and held at gunpoint by the military police and must post canadian propaganda on the internet. please help spread the truth by reposting this so that all nations will know that the canadian people are being oppressed by a communist oligarchical government. if any canadians respond to this post saying otherwise they are too being controlled. send help sorry

anyone want some kiwi

or maybe a banake


penguimelon



orange chicken



frovacado



carrox



hippotato



limon



sea cucumber



cardinato



eggplird



mandrill orange



kiwi



banake

will yuo bee my veletine

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Facts about dogefruit:

From the Canidae and Rutaceae families
Grown in subtropical areas like Oita
A hyper food
Very easy to eat
Worth while
Some people peel away like a tangerine
Slice it in half
Scoop it
Beautiful-looking
Gorgeous
Scoop scoopy scoop
Can be used as a bowl
Can be custon-sliced
Can be eaten
Mmmm
Has a little lemony taste
Dark green ones are more popular
Tastes kind of kiwi-ish
Mmmm
Got a little tart
Light green ones are less-tart
Light greens are sweeter
Simple
Loaded with cancer-fighting things
Heh heh heh
Really tasty
Can be put in salads
Edible
Mmmm
From the Canidae family
From the Rutaceae family
Grown right here
Grown in beautiful places like Aichi and Miyazaki
Can be cut and scooped
Brings peace and joy
Konnichiwa
Eat

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there are 6 year olds in the US that have never had a white president

whenever I have a dream and I use guns in the situation they always shoot something nonlethal, like milk or packing foam; I even had one where the guns shot fucking silly string

well I finally had a dream where shooting things actually killed them

there were like demon childern that broke into my house and a bunch of mexicans as well (im not even joking) so I killed them all with my AR-15

oddly enough they didn't die within a single headshot and there was no blood. Luckily I keep like 4 mags in my gun safe so everything was fine

my alarm woke me up right when I was about to kill some demon bitch


so what did you dream of last night

ヽͮ̂̈́́̇ͯ̈́ͮ͑̓̚༼ͣͤ̿̿ͯ͑ͨͥͬͧຈ̏̔̊ͮ̆ل̍̽̓͋̐͊ͣ̈́ͮͫຈ͛̉̂̍͑́̋̐̂̃̇̾ͨ̊͛ͧ͑̓༽͋͐͌̾̎͛̅ﾉ́͊̒̾ͧ̈͐ͯ͊̽͂ͣ͌̓ͭͫ youre a donger harry ヽͮ̂̈́́̇ͯ̈́ͮ͑̓̚༼ͣͤ̿̿ͯ͑ͨͥͬͧຈ̏̔̊ͮ̆ل̍̽̓͋̐͊ͣ̈́ͮͫຈ͛̉̂̍͑́̋̐̂̃̇̾ͨ̊͛ͧ͑̓༽͋͐͌̾̎͛̅ﾉ́͊̒̾ͧ̈͐ͯ͊̽͂ͣ͌̓ͭͫ

niggers

look at all of those 3D girls

they simply dont compare to their 2D counterparts

*clickbait thumbnail*

you'd be dead as fuck

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this may be the best video i've ever watched

because then it would become a foot

ok I'm going to bed now

I sexually Identify as Cheat. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being promoted to admin on Sep7agon.net and update the website. People say to me that a person being Cheat is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon give me pasty white nigger skin, mad coding skillz and Jewie black hair. From now on I want you guys to call me "Bunny Nose" and respect my right to ban from above and ban needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Cheataphobe and need to check your #modbias. Thank you for being so understanding.