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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 29, 2015, 02:50:53 AM »
I got bored so in big team I have been writing profanities on all the walls and ramps with bullets lol

Does big team have only one map?

Because I've played on that god awful fucking ugly ass snowy map for the billionth time already and I want to gouge my fucking eyes out whenever it comes up.

Like fuck me that's an ugly map. Plays like shit too.

4 maps

one from Halo 2

one from Halo 3

some shit that's supposed to be longbow from Halo 4 but is literaly nothing even close to it

and some kind of valhalla reimagining

all have shit spawns

All they all forge maps like the snowy one?

They are forge maps although you'd swear the Halo 2 one wasn't

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Gaming / Holy fuck the attention to detail in Titanfall is awsome
« on: November 29, 2015, 02:47:05 AM »
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the funny thing is the grunt dialouge has more story than the actual story. They even reference things you see in game, and things that were only brought up during promotional material.

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and don't forget about those skyboxes

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 29, 2015, 02:00:39 AM »
I got bored so in big team I have been writing profanities on all the walls and ramps with bullets lol

Does big team have only one map?

Because I've played on that god awful fucking ugly ass snowy map for the billionth time already and I want to gouge my fucking eyes out whenever it comes up.

Like fuck me that's an ugly map. Plays like shit too.

4 maps

one from Halo 2

one from Halo 3

some shit that's supposed to be longbow from Halo 4 but is literaly nothing even close to it

and some kind of valhalla reimagining

all have shit spawns

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Gaming / Re: Mosquitos OP
« on: November 29, 2015, 12:29:46 AM »
It just works

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 28, 2015, 11:45:50 PM »
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On a lighter note...

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Gaming / Re: Help me build a good Pokemon team
« on: November 28, 2015, 06:35:33 PM »
Black Kyurem and Volcorona

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Gaming / Re: Should I buy CoD AW
« on: November 28, 2015, 06:34:52 PM »
Alot of people dont like It.  But I find it better than Clusterfuck Ops III

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 28, 2015, 06:32:16 PM »
Halo CE - The Maw
Halo 2 - Metropolis
Halo 3 - The Ark
Halo 3: ODST - NMPD HQ
Halo Reach: New Alexandria
Halo 5 Guardians: Reunion or The Breaking

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What even happened to Fat Marshal?

He made a fuss about how people were hurting his feelings by not all conforming to his "343 is Hitler" mindset and left and never came back

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Gaming / Re: Help me build a good Pokemon team
« on: November 28, 2015, 06:37:46 AM »
Black Kyurem and Volcorona

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 28, 2015, 06:08:59 AM »

When I play Breakout there are a lot of times I end up emptying half my SMG into someone and jack shit happens. Then for the other person they can do the same thing but it seems like they put less bullets into me. And yes I was aiming at the person when I empty half a mag into them at close range.

I swear literal everything feels like it does way too much damage. Feels like i'n dying in 3 hits no mater what weapon it is. Even the wraith feels like it hits you 3 times with one shot

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What the hell did happen in between Halo 4 and this? I haven't read the books so I have no fucking idea what the hell is going on besides the events that took place in Halo 5. It's bullshit that 343 is expecting us to read the books in order to know what's going on in the game world. There should be at least a brief prologue telling us the events that took place between the games and who these characters are in a in game glossary. 

TBH nothing of ANY concequence happened, and Escalation all but retconed Spartan Ops out of existence.



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Also I do find aiming in this game hard as well. In Call of Duty I can easily aim and even in the campaign as well, but when it comes to the MP I have one hell of a time aiming at something like a chest. The person has to be basically standing still or walking in a straight line at me for me to easily aim at them. What's also annoying about aiming is that the sensitivity is too low even on 10. Going from a game like CoD which I played on 15 and going to this game is just shit. For me it takes ages to turn due to the gaps between those games.

343i's"Pro" players told them to intentionally fuck up the aim acceleration to promote some retarded "swipe-aiming" bullshit. But all it did was ruin the aiming for everybody but them and turned SWAT into a panic button simulator.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 28, 2015, 05:35:30 AM »
I would rather play vanilla Destiny. At least the gunplay in that wasn't terrible.
Neither is Halo 5's.

Best it has ever been.


The aiming feels horrible after playing literally any other shooter that exists. At the best of times, it's alright, but that's pretty much it. The more I play the multiplayer the less I enjoy it.

Even when I'm winning, I don't enjoy this game. I just feel sorry for the other team. In Warzone, the match is just a meat grinder in the centre of the map until one team pushes forward and at that point, you may as well quit if you're on the losing team. And basing people's skill in arena off wins and losses just judges how lucky they've been with their teams.

I hopped back on to Battlefield on a map I've never played, while I was getting absolutely destroyed, my team was losing and I was rubber banding and I still had more fun in that than Halo 5.

You've got alot of good points. Ive found myself liking the game less and less. Playing through campaign is still fun, but the story is such shit. Fuck Brian Reed with a spent fuel rod

And Multiplayer just gets more frustrating each day. Im level 42, still with no DMR, I keep getting pointless shitty armors i'm never going to wear. The game is as much of an RNG grind as Destiny and while Multiplayer is nowhere near as fundementaly broken as Destiny's its still so riddled with problems. I want to keep loving this game but It's so hard to.

Gunplay is absolutely rediculous. Yes Halo 4 has way too much Aim-Assist but for fuck sake this is a CONSOLE game , removing it completely is absurd.
And then coupled with the awful aim acceleration,  I've never found it so hard to just hit people in any game. Halo MCC: CE when it had the negative aim assist was easier. I've had to turn my sensitivity back down to 3 to even be able to halfway aim and i'm still having issues lining up shots unless people are just standing still or walking strait.

And then inversely to compensate they increased the bullet magnetism which absolutely ruins SWAT. I cant count how many times I have gotten kills just by pulling the trigger and turning arround.

I wish to god I could derank because I really don't belong in platinum. I SUCK, see I ADMIT IT I SUCK, STOP MAKING ME PLAY AGAINST DIAMONDS, put me with other people who suck so at least we can sand a chance of practicing my shots instead of being expected to carry a team of golds against a team of partied up diamonds. WHY CANT I DERANK?

And then Warzone...
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And then on top of that the spawns are shit everywhere and don't even get me started on grenades...for fuck sake I though the spam was bad in H2A

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The Flood / Re: Everyone in Sep7agon fights to the death.
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:57:27 AM »
I'm stronger than most of you tiny men.

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The Flood / Re: So...Canadian ads are pretty fucked up.
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:43:46 AM »
Do the condescending fuckers that made this even understand what the word "Accident" means?

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The Flood / Knock Knock
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:29:35 AM »
...

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The Flood / Re: Woman Kills Chipotle Worker
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:17:51 AM »
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Maybe she had a crush on him or something. I never thought the should be a psycho chick.

Brought to you by the Academy Award winning writers of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Duwang is Unbreakable", "Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West", "John is Kill", and "Tupac Serbia"

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The Flood / Re: Woman Kills Chipotle Worker
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:12:20 AM »
that site's clickbait levels could make even Kotaku blush

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The Flood / Re: So...Canadian ads are pretty fucked up.
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:01:52 AM »
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Canada was a mistake

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Gaming / Re: Waypoint's Gestapo finaly permabaned me for no reason
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:51:45 AM »
is this all you said: "This community is cancer"?

yup

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I mean it's fucking implied in the original trillogy that he would have

The only problem is that they made him a shit Jedi in both his lighsaber and force skills. You have motherfuckers throwing Star Destroyers out of the air and the best thing this "Legend of a Jedi" can so is spin a fucking giant frisbee and throw it at Palpatine? And those were the same fucking things Palatine was just causally lobbing it him like spitballs. Poor Show

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The Flood / Re: So...Canadian ads are pretty fucked up.
« on: November 28, 2015, 01:43:48 AM »
What the fuck canada?

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Gaming / Re: Was Evolve shit?
« on: November 27, 2015, 04:18:22 PM »
No. Just like titanfall it was a great game but just not enough variety to keep people around,

but unlike titanfall it had that horrible micro-transaction bullshit

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Spoiler

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Gaming / Re: Streaming battlefront on twitch
« on: November 27, 2015, 04:19:05 AM »
gg

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Gaming / Re: Super Mystery Dungeon Chapter 6 in a nutshell
« on: November 27, 2015, 02:52:17 AM »
The salamance is level 50 -_-
there goes any challenge for the rest of the game unless it decides to throw another ridiculous and unreasonable "difficulty spike"  in

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Gaming / Re: Super Mystery Dungeon Chapter 6 in a nutshell
« on: November 27, 2015, 02:43:22 AM »
yeah, i just beat salamance

again, i just beat SALAMANCE

i'm like, level 15, and they expected that to be a "1-star difficulty" mission

?!

Oh my fucking god what even was that fight just now?
I had to do that about 4 times

That shit literally had about 350-400 HP and one-shots you and every member of your team. How the fuck are you supposed to win that shit without getting lucky and having at least 3 blast seeds and a Sleep orb? Did nobody fucking check that shit before the game was released?

EDIT: And then on top of that, this just goes to show how absolutely retardedly broken the item ballance is in the game too.If you get to buy blast seeds or reliably farm them then there goes all the bosses.

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Who wins and why

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The Flood / Re: Everyone in Sep7agon fights to the death.
« on: November 27, 2015, 12:29:53 AM »
Verb wins with prep

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>be 14
>bring coppies of Halo: Glasslands and Halo: Tursday War Animated adaptations to training
> Mendez has class vote on which movie to watch
>Thursday War gets majority vote
>feelsgoodspatan.jpeg
>Then John pulls out Fall of Reach and hands it to Mendez
>Everyone in the Spartan progam votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws Thursay War back at me and puts in Fall of Reach
>As the Halo Channel boots up I can hear loud footsteps outside the barraks. the rumbling shakes the bunks and cabinets
>The smell of ginger fills the room
>suddenly naked parangosky bursts into the room and looks at the video of Fall of Reach in anger
>"Over my dead body"
>Parangosky throws two frags at the Xbox and kills Mendez and Linda
>Jeff Steitzer says over the loudspeaker
>"Double Kill"
>Parangosky punches though Randal's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with a Havok nuke
>Randal explodes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>" Triple Kill"
>Parangosky grabs John as he tries to escape and bends him over
>She pulls out John's intestines through his butthole and ties a ginger to it
>Parangosky tosses the ginger out the window and John is dragged down with it
>John falls 8 stories into water to his death
>"Overkill"
>Parangosky turns around to the rest of the trainees
>she quietly whispers "Armor lock confirmed for Halo 6"
>everyone jumps out of the window to their deaths
>Extermination"
>"I bet you wern't expecting that"
>"I-Is it.... over?" I ask
>"It's over when I say its over!"
>I fall to my knees at her majesty
>I want to please Parsgosky
>Parangosky pulls out a massive Plasma rifle and lodges it in my moth
>"Now sell these to the Covenant lol"
>My eyes fill with tears
>MFW they were happy tears
>Parangosky is love parangosky is life

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