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6511
« on: January 17, 2016, 08:08:37 AM »
I would eat quesadillas with ketchup
...and you accuse me of being a terrible person.
6512
« on: January 17, 2016, 06:39:52 AM »
Holy shit, Desty.
6513
« on: January 17, 2016, 06:11:31 AM »
6514
« on: January 17, 2016, 06:05:02 AM »
I accidentally drowned a chicken once, too.
How the hell did that end up happening?
6515
« on: January 17, 2016, 05:53:33 AM »
I used to go to an abandoned railway near my house and stuff my pockets with Caterpillars when I was 4-6.
The furry ones? My friends and I used to catch and keep those too.
6516
« on: January 17, 2016, 05:48:23 AM »
lol
6517
« on: January 17, 2016, 05:42:30 AM »
u gun die
6518
« on: January 17, 2016, 05:29:12 AM »
So I just put it to the test and searched for "minecraft" and "minecraft hentai" on pornhub. The results are:
- a ton of normal let's plays and minecraft videos that are just standard youtube material
- a bunch of minecraft animations (literally just two in-game characters crouching on each other in skin colored outfits)
- in-game builds of erotic pixel art
- a few of those anime/hentai talking games in a minecraft setting
- "how to tame a horse on Minecraft 1.8" with several hundred views
This is the future of porn, friends.
Who the fuck is uploading fucking let's plays to Porn Hub? Literally why?
6519
« on: January 17, 2016, 05:24:39 AM »
Links are broke
Feck, must be an aussie-only hosting site because they're fine for me.
they're working now
6520
« on: January 17, 2016, 05:21:43 AM »
It'll be banned instantly for annoying the ever-living fuck out of everyone.
Funny thing is that gun isn't even good unless you're on PC. OT: I feel like the entire gun situation is damned if you do damned if you don't at this point. Guns are so fucking ingrained into America it's clear to me now that nothing we can do is going to curb gun crimes and satisfy gun owners at the same time. Even if the government did want to take everyone's guns they'd never be able to get them all.
6521
« on: January 17, 2016, 04:37:42 AM »
6522
« on: January 17, 2016, 04:35:56 AM »
Old one got locked: Basic premise is just to take whatever charachter you feel like and give them a smash bros moveset. Examples: TITANFALL Pilot Spoiler Neutral A: Basic Jab Combo
Forward Tilt: EVA shotgun
Down Tilt: Leg Sweep
Up Tilt: Upward knife slash
Sprinting attack: Eva Shotgun (can be done multiple times while sprinting but will automaticaly reload after 8 the 8th shot stopping the player )
Forward Smash: SMG spray (Short Range like mii gunner, weak at killing)
Up Smash: Jump Kick: (Kill move)
Down Smash:Some other kind of sweep Kick
Neutral B: Specter drone (Think Duck Hunt's gunmen)
Side B Smart Pistol (Think Palutena's Auto-reticle)
Down B Stim-Counter (Stun's opponet instead of doing knockback)
Up B: Thruster kick
Up air: Flip kick
Back air: Back Kick (strong knockbck with kill potential)
Forward Air: Eva Shorgun
Down air: slow falling kick Squal/Leon (by SecondClass) Spoiler Squall Leonhart
Neutral A: Basic gunblade slash
Forward Tilt: Gunblade shot
Down Tilt: Spin attack
Up Tilt: Gunblade uppercut
Sprinting attack: Roll slash
Forward Smash: Ilfrit GF
Up Smash: Diabolos GF
Down Smash: Renzokuken
Neutral B: Shell (deflects ranged attacks back at twice their initial speed)
Side B: Firaga (powerful ranged attack, takes a short moment to charge)
Down B: Thundaga (AOE attack around Squall)
Up B: Jump slash
Dark Samus Spoiler Dark Samus Spoiler Basic Properties: Heavy but floaty. Neutral A: Phazon Siphon (infinite like Little mac, or Mewtwo) F-Tilt: close range phazon blast up tilt: Canon swing Down tilt: Phazon discharge F-Smash: Phazon scattershot (similar to Mii gunner but with a wider spread and less range) Up-Smash: Phazon pillar (think Palutena's Up smash) Down Smash: short Phazon pulse along the ground Neutral b: Phazon beam (Either Arc-thunder/Thoron or Rob's beam) Side B: Homing boost ball (Like sonic's crap) Down b: Phazon wall projectile counter Up b: Teleport F-Air: beam shot (villager but probably slower) up air: fires several small shots upward (like samus' up smash but actually fires projectiles Back Air: Shadow clone Kick down air: Diagonal moving ground slam Final smash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLC1z7yQt_EPhazon wave Does large damage and puts caught enemies to sleep Ares (By Korra) Spoiler Neutral A: Shortsword Lunge
Forward Tilt: Axe Swing
Down Tilt: Leg Sweep
Up Tilt: Upward War hammer Strike
Sprinting attack: Shoulder Ram (If it connects then the enemy character is pushed down. Can be avoided.)
Forward Smash: Flame Wave (Moderate at killing)
Up Smash: Spiked Uppercut (Kill move)
Down Smash: Frontal Leg Sweep
Neutral B: Berserker Longsword
Side B Energy Beam
Down B Arm Twist (Stun's opponent instead of doing knockback)
Up B: Dark Energy Blast
Up air: Flip kick
Back air: Back Kick (strong knockbck with kill potential)
Forward Air: Front Kick
Down air: Spiked War Hammer Swing
Final Smash: The Godwave (Ares turns into his Godwave Form, his armor turns dark red, and he does an omnidirectional attack through the screen hitting all enemy characters with enough force to get them to 100-120% damage or kill them if they were already damaged) Didact Spoiler Neutral A: boltshot F-Tilt: Strait punch Up tilt: overhead swing down tilt:  Up Smash??? Down Smash: Pulse attack F Smash: Charged Boltshot Sprinting attack: shoulder charge Neutral b: spawn crawler (or a watcher) press again for it to do an attack based on the range of the person in front. Very light damage. Down b: Same as Zelda's down B, but with a Promethan knight rather than the Phantom Forward B: Projectile counter with his force push thing Up B: Levitating platform (Works like Rob's recovery, except he can jump, fall or be knocked off) Neutral air: F-Air: Boltshot Up Air: Down Air: Grab: restraint field. Works like a faster version of pac-man's but with less range. (Is making Forward-throw a kill move too OP?) Final Smash: composer Avatar Aang Spoiler Neutral A: basic martial arts combo (possibly using his staff
F-Tilt: staff poke
Up Tilt: Another staff Poke
Down tilt: Low swing with staff
Up Smash: Overhead glider swing (also has an effect like Game & Watch's wind bag)
F smash: Fire (or water) Blast
Down Smash: Earth Quake
Up B: Glider
Neutral b: Fire shots
Side b: Water whip
down b: raises a rock that knocks anyone caught upward and can block incoming projectiles while it's up
6523
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:45:13 AM »
sometimes I search for rule 34 of Fruit
Sep7agon R34 fanart when?
6524
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:15:07 AM »
Admirals and Kupo are awesome in general
Verb and Chinise Characters are great as Smash. I'd like to learn more from em.
6525
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:11:56 AM »
I used to draw Pop-Tarts into Spider-Man comics and coloring books. I even shipped Jameson with one of the pop-tarts.
Fuck if I know why.
6526
« on: January 16, 2016, 11:50:48 PM »
Reminder that who we are talking about is a pleb who made a 40-minute theory video about how the Didact is Noble 6's grandfather.
It doesn't surprise me at all.
Wait, what? You're joking about that one right?
6527
« on: January 16, 2016, 11:23:42 PM »
Voyager was great. If only the ending was better.
Indeed, it felt incredibly rushed
6528
« on: January 16, 2016, 11:22:28 PM »
On a scale of 1-10 what would you say 7 of 9's sex factor is?
2373/10
6529
« on: January 16, 2016, 10:30:07 PM »
Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.
I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
theres nothing wrong with a theme for a video game a child likes, now, if he wants to go to minecon and all that other shit? then do what you can, but its kinda mean doing that, fam. >_>
Well I guess you're right about that. I would prefer he have a Spider Man theme cause he likes him alot.
Since he likes mincraft so much, see get him into lego instead.
6530
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:16:51 PM »
Somebody watch the video and tell us how bad it is
6531
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:15:29 PM »
Oh and don't forget the Dark Souls rule of thumb 
6532
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:11:48 PM »
Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.
I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
Minecraft TBH is probably the best game a little kid could play, since it essentially equates to virtual Lego. But yeah the community surrounding it has become such a fucking nightmare somehow, and I cannot comprehend why. Which reminds me, a couple weeks back one of the big Minecraft youtubers got exposed as a pedo and was using his fans for child porn.
6533
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:08:11 PM »
lol they still haven't edited out the "For the resin used in varnishes, see Hymenaea courbari." at the top of the page
6534
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:00:48 PM »
OoT
6535
« on: January 16, 2016, 08:58:13 PM »
http://venturebeat.com/2016/01/15/minecraft-porn/ Minecraft is seeing a surge in popularity on the adult-video website Pornhub. In a blog post provided to GamesBeat, the triple-X site noted that searches for “Minecraft” have increased by 326 percent on Pornhub since January 2014. And the company is seeing more search traffic for the game. If you’re wondering what in the living hell “Minecraft porn” could possibly look like, well — you don’t have to imagine it. An animator that goes by the name FuturisticHub has created two videos that are obviously (obviously!) not suitable for work or just about anywhere else.
Pornhub dug a little deeper to see what else people were searching for in conjunction with Minecraft. Terms like “Minecraft porn,” “Minecraft sex,” and “Minecraft hard drilling” were all among the phrases that people were looking for most often.
The most popular searches don’t always indicate what type of videos exist, but rather the type of videos people want to see,” reads the Pornhub blog post. “In the case of Minecraft, the most popular searches include some expected terms like ‘minecraft hentai’ and ‘minecraft animation.’ Some more interesting searches include ‘minecraft true love’ and ‘minecraft hard drilling.’ Even searches for gameplay and tutorial based ‘lets play minecraft’ videos can be found.”
Oh, and these Minecraft porn connoisseurs have tastes that go beyond blocks and low-resolution textures. Pornhub says that people often search for other games, like Halo, Clash of Clans, and Call of Duty, on its site before settling on Minecraft.
And if you are picturing that these searches are primarily coming from young men, you are absolutely correct. Um...fucking wow... I cannot tell if this is the funniest shit ive ever read or sad and disturbing
6536
« on: January 16, 2016, 07:49:17 PM »
6537
« on: January 16, 2016, 07:33:11 PM »
oh
6538
« on: January 16, 2016, 07:30:20 PM »
 I wish I screen-caped my sister's edit to the National Anthem a few years back.
6539
« on: January 16, 2016, 07:20:13 PM »
ignore
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