*Scrolls Up Slightly*

Why did I expect anything but cancer from this thread?

let's not start this

I linked them for that reason. if you want to make sarcastic complaints about 343 please do that in the main Halo 5 thread.
Let this one just be about the maps themselves

some douche was pvping in oolacile and he was abusing the fact that if you cast pursuers before the invader spawns, they can't see the pursuers.

some people have no honor

Any non-Titanfall montage is objectively cringeworthy and bad.

YouTube

Yugioh abridged is the best

Bruh, Falchion for life

That's not how you spell Blue Flame

Fallout 5 Real Life Edition is Bethesda's ambitious new project. In conjunction with the United States Government, and the Electoral collage, Elder Scrolls developers Bethesda have set out to create what they are calling a "revolutionary new genre in the world of gaming" that they've dubbed the Massive Multiplayer In Real Life Game, which which they believe will be the most far reaching and influential game ever created. Tod Howard of Bethesda had this to say about their new title.

"By electing a terrible president this year we are laying the groundwork for 'Fallout 5: In Real Life'. The Sheer gross incompetence of both Clinton and Drumpf means that whichever one of them is elected, the nuclear war integral to our project is inevitable. In face I just want to take a moment to thank our fans both Republican and Democrat who have supported this endeavor from day one. We know that such pisspoor people could never have gotten the votes they have without all of your help. Such a huge undertaking could never be possible without all of this support.

With Fallout 5 we hope to reach a far larger audience than we ever have before, by including literally everyone on the planet, and we hope you all enjoy the wonderfully immersive experience we have in sore for you next year."

Other Details known about Fallout 5 Real Life Edition include the Following


* Releasing in real life only (No PC, or console ports are planned)
* Massive Multiplayer expected to house over 7 billion players
* New Quantum™ Physics Engine brings detail down to the subatomic level)
* The largest and most detailed map spanning the entire globe.
* In game economy with real money and trading
* All new features for hardcore players such as revamped and more realistic status ailments and perma-death

We reached out to Tod Howard for comments on the new physics engine and the ingame economy and possible microtransactions.

"We don't like thinking of it as micro-transactions. Really we are giving the players the option of how the economy will be run. Weather that will be with real money, or caps or just strait up bartering and trading has yet to be seen. We are honestly super exited to see how this will pan out when the game drops. But what is very exiting to talk about is the new Quantum™ Physics engine from real life that will be a massive part of the game. Everything is built up from the subatomic level and this affects everything in the game. General physics are far less buggy than before, but not only that, so many improvements to the overall experience come from the engine.
The lighting system, things like radiation, and disease, the way objects behave, even the sound design are all now 100% realistic, and I swear this time It Just Works."

Fallout 5 is set to release as early as Inauguration Day 2017

(Taken from IGN)

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/15/america-is-fucked


So what do you guys think about this new game? I personalty think the player population is going to drop like a rock starting from day 1 because of the  perma-death mechanic, especially since it's starting out with a nuclear war that most players probably wont survive.

There are pendulum Synchros now

Fucking stop, Konami

PvP is absolute cancer

If you're not getting OHKO'd by some faggot with infinite poise you're getting lagstabed form the other side of the fucking bridge or nuked by bullshit pyromancy. Why do I have to do this shit for my dragon armor.

Bayonetta is top 5.

Discuss.

Does this surprise anyone? like at all?

All Turk farm aminal should be killed by Tupac Rap Magic

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 14, 2016, 10:03:20 AM

For christ sake, people i'm trying to help, Nashandra's laser's aren't hard. Especially when you're the host and don't have to deal with lag

JUST ROLL FORWARD

You can't expect people who summon you to be good, there's a reason they're summoning you.

I mean I'd be summoning everyone possible if I had to fight 4 bosses in a row. I summon mo-fo's anyway. I had no shame whatsoever ganking the faggot Ruin Sentinels. No way I''m sitting for half an hour with my sheild up waiting for 2 giant robots to simultaneously exhaust their attack animations at once just so I can chip a quarter millimeter of damage off of one and then repeat.

Anyway these Hosts need to be less afraid of using their summons as meat sheilds. That's what we're here for. We don't have anything to lose by dying as a summon, but you the host do.

For christ sake, people i'm trying to help, Nashandra's laser's aren't hard. Especially when you're the host and don't have to deal with lag

JUST ROLL FORWARD

Chew a grenade and don't forget to pull the pin.