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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: July 21, 2016, 02:31:27 PM »
YouTube


I dont know how I am supposed to feel about some of these

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The Flood / Re: Members as different Skyrim characters
« on: July 21, 2016, 01:35:06 PM »
Do I get to be a flying mammoth?

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: July 21, 2016, 08:08:15 AM »
why do you keep trying to pvp when you seem to enjoy it even less than I do

because I legitimately want to enjoy it. There is some stuff in this game that is genuinely awsome in concept like Farron flashsword. Stuff that you really want to make work, but my god is it frustrating that it simply doent because of how stupid this game is balanced and how dumb the mechanics are in comparison to 2 which I still enjoy thoroughly. Id just go back and play 2 but my character has soul memoried its way into clusterfuck territory, and I dont currently feel like replying the entire game, plus a few rather irritating segments to redo the character at the moment.
Should've created a backup save.

I just relocated back to Avelyn

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: July 21, 2016, 07:17:08 AM »
why do you keep trying to pvp when you seem to enjoy it even less than I do

because I legitimately want to enjoy it. There is some stuff in this game that is genuinely awsome in concept like Farron flashsword. Stuff that you really want to make work, but my god is it frustrating that it simply doent because of how stupid this game is balanced and how dumb the mechanics are in comparison to 2 which I still enjoy thoroughly. Id just go back and play 2 but my character has soul memoried its way into clusterfuck territory, and I dont currently feel like replying the entire game, plus a few rather irritating segments to redo the character at the moment.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: July 21, 2016, 07:02:02 AM »
I swear There is nothing you can do as a sorcerer against ultra greatswords

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/1e3874f6-100f-4a11-a197-e0bffb00ce75

Using a gimicky ass Aveylyn build as seen above and there's no issue, but as soon as I go back to sorcerer, its un fucking winnable again, even when I equip a spear and try to pull the poke playstyle from the aveylyn build.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 3 ~ Journey 3 | No need for updates.
« on: July 21, 2016, 03:01:46 AM »
Then give me a pause feature. Freedom of choice, and you don't have to use it if you don't want to.

Also, Smogon rules should be official, too.

I actualy agree with everything said here.

As for the SL Meta, as Tiger said, its not actually official restrictions, in fact its a bit like smogon in terms of being a community created meta for the sake of creating more variety of builds, rather than having everyone being Fastrolling Havelmages with Fume Greatswords and Avelyns in every weapon slot. That being said, however it hasn't actually worked out that way in this game as quality builds are pretty disproportionate in overall capability at this point compared to just about anything else.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: July 20, 2016, 11:25:21 PM »
This would have probably worked if he just said fuck it about the fatroll and just worn full havels instead of burning himself to death

YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: July 20, 2016, 04:02:33 PM »
Thundurus you get in that fucking repeat ball right now mister! What do you guys consider the hardest pokeball to catch pokemon with?

timer ball

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The Flood / Re: Paste the last thing you copied
« on: July 20, 2016, 12:24:55 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 3 ~ Journey 2 | Champion Gundyr Defeated
« on: July 19, 2016, 11:38:28 PM »
Thanks I'll remember that fro when I actually want to play a quality build that can wield those weapons effectively.
IIRC you wanted to be a spellcaster.

I don't know your exact stats but you should be able to use these tactics even if you're primarily a sorcerer considering I use a Chaos CCS and Gargoyle Flame Spear on my SL100 Pyromacer with 30/30 INT/FTH. Obviously I could maximise the damage by going quality but I don't want to since I like to stick with pyros and actually manage myself quite well despite this. Really, at the very most I need to land 4 more hits than the average quality Build which isn't that big of a deal, considering it translates to landing two addtional R1 combos.

I've already devised a build for you, with which you can use all Straight Swords and all curved swords and still have heavy INT investment. I don't know whether Crystal Magic Weapon or a crystal infusion is better damage wise though.

Build
Assuming your starting Class is sorcerer, this build is lvl 120
VGR 38
ATT 30 (you can switch them around if you're certain that you don't need hp for safety)
VIT --
STR 15
DEX 20
INT 60
FTH --
LCK --

Maybe slap on a Darkmoon ring for 2 extra Spellslots and a Sage's Ring for faster casting. Bellowing Dragoncrest and Dusk Crown are also recommended. The Scholar's Candlestick sorcery strenghtening effect also triggers when you're below the FTH requirement.

Obviously you don't have to stick to this to a tee since it's only a recommendation.
Also check this out:
YouTube


Oh and heres the other bullshit I have to deal with
The phantom range

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/4a6694b3-99c3-41b5-8b52-0912a28c4851

I literaly get hit mid roll by people not even making any sort of physical contact.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: July 19, 2016, 01:53:11 PM »
Holy fuck "hyper training" is IV training at level 100


No more breeding 700 eggs for perfect IVs

Hoping you can remove It's too with it, for specific hidden powers, or gyro ball users

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 3 ~ Journey 2 | Champion Gundyr Defeated
« on: July 19, 2016, 08:23:18 AM »
And hey, you know what CMB, I am going to sympathise with you here. I'll tell you how to work around hyperarmour and explain why it isn't a big deal at all.

The first and most braindead way to deal with them is to just trade with another UG Weapon. If you have the hp, the stamina, the defense and the damage to trade in your favor then hack away.
The second way is to outrange them; halberds, pikes, the lucerne, whips. Twohand any of these. You'll obviously have to space yourself out properly and time your attacks just right.
The last and my favourite way is to get in their face with either a onehanded straight sword or a twohanded curved sword, roll through all of their slow, telegraphed swings by reaction and punish them when they have completely depleted their stamina with a combo of their own. If you encounter an at least half decent player he will roll away before his stamina is depleted. What do you do there? Mix things up. Fake sprint attacks, when in range attack before they swing or interrupt their swing before hyper armour begins. If all of that is not possible due to high latency then exploit it by utlising hit'n'run tactics with quick weapons; attack, dodgeroll out of range, get in range quickly, repeat.

Really, the only big threat posed by UG Weapons is their high damage per hit which can easily avoided by rolling or spacing thanks to their ponderousness. Seriously, the attacks of UG Weapons are so slow that you can even land a Straight Sword R1 and then roll through their incoming attacks without being harmed.

They are not difficult to fight against.

Thanks I'll remember that fro when I actually want to play a quality build that can wield those weapons effectively.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 3 ~ Journey 2 | Ancient Wyvern Defeated
« on: July 19, 2016, 01:36:20 AM »
Also I wish split damage weapons didn't suck massive dicks

What do you mean "Split Damage"?

I've been using the Gotthard Twinswords and they're badass.

On infused weapons, he means. Infusions hurt the weapons more than they help. Some remove scaling entirely and the ones that do give scaling are still nothing to write home about and on top of that you cant buff infured weapons like you could in DS2.

No more Crystal magic Poison Blue flame.
actually I was talking about weapons like the dancers enchanted swords that split there damage into multiple types ( magic, physical, and fire in this case)

The dancers swords (and other weapons that deal damage of multiple types) have to check the defense stats of EACH damage type it uses. This is why the dancers swords can look like they should do 400 damage but only hit for like 100

Yeah the normal split dammage weapons are garbage too. Cleric's candlestick for example. Supposed to be the  Blue Flame MK2, yet all it acomplishes is making me want to go back and play Dark Souls 2. 

Strait sword, but its short as a dagger and has insanely slow startup. (Farron flashsword does not help this in the slightest) and it doesnt help either that the hyper armor in the game is insane and even the slower harder hitting weapons, never get stunned out of an attack and thus will promptly destroy you even if you slice them at the verry start of their swing. To top it off  Its weapon art is the absolutely meta-breaking unstopable Seek Guidance with the absolutely fight changing ability to maybe help you find another orange sign to instruct you on preforming sexual favors on skeletons. It does not even at least add fire dammage....speaking of dammage.

This might not be so bad if the weapon at least did a decent amount of damage, but even with its split dammage in magic, an A scaling in INT and having 50 invested in said stat, you will still be seeing wet noodle numbers of a whopping 150 damage on a hit at max. It cannot be buffed, nor infused, all because of the intrinsic split damage and its semi-unique feature of being able to cast sorceries, which might have made the weapon worth using if sorcery wasn't as viable as a suicide pill made of butter, but that's its own rant for a different day...

OH, AND it requires a faith investment , because clearly having a requirement in an irrelevant stat that not even the weapon itself scales to any meaningful degree in makes any sense whatsoever, and hexes are totally a thing in this game. (Don't get me started on the Golden Ritual Spear)

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 3 ~ Journey 2 | Ancient Wyvern Defeated
« on: July 19, 2016, 12:04:08 AM »
Also I wish split damage weapons didn't suck massive dicks

What do you mean "Split Damage"?

I've been using the Gotthard Twinswords and they're badass.

On infused weapons, he means. Infusions hurt the weapons more than they help. Some remove scaling entirely and the ones that do give scaling are still nothing to write home about and on top of that you cant buff infured weapons like you could in DS2.

No more Crystal magic Poison Blue flame.

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Gaming / Re: I've started Dark Souls 3
« on: July 18, 2016, 10:40:08 PM »
Guide to literaly the only viable PvP stratagy


40 viggor
40 Dex
40 Strength
40 Endurance

Thorn set
Grasscrest sheild

Chloranthy ring
Ring of favor
invisible roll ting

any of the following weapons

Estoc
Dark Sword
Any Katana
Carthus Curved Sword

Playstyle:
Buff with Fire, Bleed, or Lightning before every fight.

 If your opponent cannot parry you R1 Mash. If they can parry just switch to the biggest weapon you can. It dosnt matter how slow it is, the latency paired with hyper armor will play the game for you.

If your opponent is a sorcerer and manages to sucessfully space you by some miracle of god just throw knives or firebombs. You will outshoot them garunteed. You can also just sidestep and they will literaly never hit you

Dont bother timing rolls. your stamina meter is really just one long invincibility frame meter, roll as long as you want and you will never get hit.

Alternatively you can switch any of these weapons with the Farron great sword or  Gundyr's halberd and spam their special attacks instead. However this costs some of that blue bar, but who cares you;re getting better use out of it than the mages.

Your obsession is pathetic.

I'm fucking right and you know it

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The Flood / Re: At Midnight Release
« on: July 17, 2016, 09:05:41 AM »
Mike Colter Requested

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Help her find the book of it have the time like a normal human being with a shred of dignity.
Go back to #Destiny

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Kilo-Five was one of the more enjoyable Halo stories.

Kilo Five is the Sword Art Online of Halo even compared to Halo 5

>awesome Covenant worldbuilding
>as opposed to literally nothing worth mentioning

Okay, BT.

> Awsome Covenant world building
> "The humans have a saying for this"
 >Followed by another marathon of Halsey bashing connected by what loosely constitutes as a story

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Kilo-Five was one of the more enjoyable Halo stories.

Kilo Five is the Sword Art Online of Halo even compared to Halo 5

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The Flood / Re: fuck shit
« on: July 15, 2016, 09:14:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Bake oreos into your next batch of cookies
« on: July 15, 2016, 07:19:24 PM »
Brownies*

Did this for my last birthday. Not going back to cake anytime soon.

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The Flood / Bake oreos into your next batch of cookies
« on: July 15, 2016, 07:05:40 PM »
thank me later

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There are two other people tied up in the room, separated from each other by a pane of bulletproof glass. One of these people is a Jedi Knight who is unconscious, the other is Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey. The door is locked and can only be opened by a sensor on the gun that triggers when it is fired...

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Gaming / RIP My first Dark Souls Character
« on: July 15, 2016, 12:23:58 AM »
I didnt wear the gaping ring and now the poor girl is trapped in SL 500 Smavel-Mage territory.

Its been a good run. I'm going to miss double buffing with my Poison Blue Flame and Sanctum Sheild.

Ive been through alot with this character, including The Wrath of Chugger Khan:
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/baa70e7c-ce2f-4606-8145-6e360979d4de

and the manny manny memories of just cheesing the ever loving crap out of people.
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/890f9546-17e4-4504-9237-313e10bf6e14
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/949bf9f6-ec51-4686-b4c0-18fd43b677ca
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/9bf568db-f515-4415-9373-6dceedb97b64

She will be missed

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The Flood / Re: Post what other users look like
« on: July 14, 2016, 11:23:50 PM »


verb

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: July 14, 2016, 12:13:51 PM »
5=2>3>4>1>>>6

Did none of you realise that B2/W2 were the best games in the series?

Iv'e never seen this abbreviation for Heart Gold and Soul Silver before.

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The Flood / Re: So, my cat came back
« on: July 14, 2016, 11:27:17 AM »
=(
aww no

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: July 14, 2016, 02:04:23 AM »
and bland story
You mean like every single pokemon until Black/White?
And even that game's story was pretty dumb.



It should have been



No point in pretending you dont get it. We all know you're a weeb now

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