But back to Prepatch Halo 4...What the fuck were they thinking? Why is the BR FIVE FUCKING BURSTS to kill? You all know I LOVE this game but I cannot abide this.

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yuck

We knew exactly this would happen though.

Anyway, I'm playing prepatch Halo 4. I knew prepatch was bad but JESUS no wonder you all hate 343i so much

Quote from: whomst u speakin to, thot on February 16, 2017, 01:37:48 PM

i did have a sort of "nightmare" back in like november where i had just taken a shit and no matter how much wiping i did, i could not get myself clean

and let me tell you for someone as concerned with hygiene as me, someone who already uses more paper than the average person when wiping, that was pretty fuckin terrifying

yeah, as someone with a scat fetish, i can't relate

Ususly my nightmares are something goofy in retrospect, but not the last one I had.

It took place in some kind of post apocolyptic setting. There wasnt much destruction were I was but the place (some subbeurbs) was almost fully abandoned, we were taking refuge in a house when a group of bandits found us. We werent the first group they took prisoner, they had a bunch of children and young adults too.
Any boys under 25 were forced to play a single round of a memory game, and if they didnt win or refused to play they were executed.
My father was able to keep my mother and sister safe from whatever the bandits wanted to do to them by joining them in sort of an infrastructural role, but I was still forced to play the execution game, and my father could only watch,

So I was lined up, and watched as people played, and the losers got executed on the spot. Some of them were even eaten. Winners were lead away to God knows were. It was my turn at last and that's where it ended, the last thing I remember was praying .

Needless to say I woke up in a sour mood.

Quote from: catzilla stop posting on February 15, 2017, 09:17:10 AM

So think we'll ever see the Flood return or are we going to be relegated to our favourite bullet sponges the prometheans forever?

I'm pretty sure MS doesn't like the flood because they're pretty much the only reason the trilogy got the ratings they did, so they won't put them in because then they get that kid friendly T rating

If that's true its a crying fucking shame. 343i clearly wanted the flood to come back and were setting it up pretty hard within the lore. Getting stifled liked that might explain why Halo 5's story ended up such a mess.

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What fucked up dimension have we thrown into. Trump was one thing but now we have EA doing free DLC models while Nintendo have gone to seaons passes.

Trade it in For a 360 PS2  and a gamecube

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Quote from: Sfx: Clang on February 13, 2017, 11:17:03 AM

It's a shame we couldn't get the Ice Cream, but at least you got the good graphics back...

For Halo 5? Too bad the art style looks like shit. It didn't transfer well from the concepts. Graphics and aesthetics go together hand in hand. Having something so lopsided can be perceived as repulsive by many. Reach had its praise because of its alright graphics and stellar art direction for most of its environments

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Splatoon is a necessary shooter. Here's why:

Name a single shooter in the past 10 years that has not tried to be Call of Duty, Halo, or Borderlands.