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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 09, 2017, 12:34:57 PM »
I WAS 53-6

53-6

53-6

AND YOU FUCKERS KICK ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO GET US BACK IN THE LEAD. YOU FUCKERS KNEW I WAS TRYING TO LASER THAT WARTHOG BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT.

"Hurr you should've been more careful with your laser durr!!!"

I hope your sorry asses lost that match for throwing away the only player that was actually doing shit that entire match. FUCK YOU AALL!! This is why I gave up on FPS games.

Who the fuck are you playing with, the grunts from campaign?

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:53:28 AM »


 no es fake

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The Flood / Re: Petition To Limit Class's Posts To One A Day
« on: June 09, 2017, 12:51:28 AM »
Aye

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 10:18:37 PM »
When are they going to finally let Fromsoft just make a Berserk game like they've been pretty much begging to do?

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 07:19:06 PM »
if they're gonna port over any souls games, they should start with demon's or dark souls 1 imo

mostly because i have a friend who wants to play dark souls 1 but sold his ps3 like a dumbass

should? yes. would? no.

dark souls 3 is more popular at the moment.

I'd hope that In the case that we got some Souls Trillogy Collection, more people would move back to DkS1 and 2 since 1 if the best game overall and 2 has the best PvP by far.

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 07:16:45 PM »
Valve: Nothing.

Plot twist, they announce that they are revoking the rights to all games on steam. The largest crisis the world has ever known ensures.

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 07:14:35 PM »
https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

Quote
The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

didn't look at the source, but considering there was an esports anime recently it was certainly realistic that MS would try to cash in on that and try to raise brand awareness in grorious nihon at the same time

Marketing Xboxes to nips is like trying to sell bug spray to ants.

i know, but ms still tries anyway

You know that article just put the horrifying image in my head of Halo getting featured in SAO  with them having Kirito dual wielding energy swords.

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 06:57:23 PM »
https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

Quote
The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

didn't look at the source, but considering there was an esports anime recently it was certainly realistic that MS would try to cash in on that and try to raise brand awareness in grorious nihon at the same time

Marketing Xboxes to nips is like trying to sell bug spray to ants.

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 06:51:14 PM »
https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

Quote
The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 06:46:54 PM »
That MGS1 remake

By 'remake' surely you mean pachinko machine.

fuck off

mgs1 is too pure

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 06:43:49 PM »
That MGS1 remake

By 'remake' surely you mean pachinko machine.

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 06:30:11 PM »
https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

Quote
The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 05:42:59 PM »
Dumb anime games nobody cares about.

What about the non-sony games?

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 04:29:27 PM »

Microsoft
-"We went on our knees back to Platinum, Scalebound is back in development"


why would MS need to go back on their knees if Platinum admitted fault for the bungled development of Scalebound?

Huh, did they? I just kinda assumed that it was probably on M$' end since...well it's Micro$oft

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Gaming / Re: Annual E3 Predictions Thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 04:20:16 PM »
In a perfect world:
Nintendo
Two new Metroid games, one 2D one 3D,
-a Paper Mario that does not suck cock,
-New Battalion Wars
-F/Zero something

Microsoft
-"We went on our knees back to Platinum, Scalebound is back in development"

-Marty gets on stage. "Hey guys sorry for literaly everything that has happened since Halo Escalation. Everybody but Tom French, Kaz, and Neil are fired. I went and got Joe, and Eric Nylund back, and I went and MGS5 Fultoned Chris Schlerff out of BUNGiE as well. And Ive also hired on the dude who made SPV3. We are going to finnish up Halo Wars 2's story. The real Halo 5 is in development, but for now please enjoy this definitive eddition of Halo 4 but with fixed level design.

-Actually having games that aren't Halo

Sony
-Crash
-Spyro


Realistic Expectations:
-Ubisoft confrence is shit as always
-Xbox has no games
-Halo: Spartan Bogaloo
-343 has once again panicked and RNG'd the story yet again in a direction that will satisfy nobody
-PS4 has weebshit and movies as always
-Anita shitposts on twitter and WW3 ensues

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 02:58:11 PM »

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Gaming / Re: worst platform thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 07:32:53 AM »
Verb ITT (and most other threads TBH)
YouTube


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"Well, that was phrased incorrectly..."

Clinton: 65,844,610 votes
Trump: 62,979,636 votes

"...Clinton was our rightful president anyway."

Democracy machine broke.

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The Flood / Re: watchin naruto - episode 58
« on: June 06, 2017, 08:44:26 PM »
wow gaara's backstory is shit

Naruto has Marvel/DC levels of dead parent syndrone with it's major characters.

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The Flood / Re: hey verb why did you like episode 48 so much?
« on: June 06, 2017, 03:29:33 PM »
Ah, the times when the show was actualy good.

are you saying that you didn't like it when
Spoiler
naruto goes to the moon and fights some bisexual weirdo on it to save his waifu?

Jesus, did it actually get THAT bad? I stopped keeping up shortly after Shippuden started and only heard some of the stuff like major deaths from hearsay.
Spoiler
it jumps several sharks, they don't even wear space suits when they're fighting in space. no idea how any of them are breathing.

Why does this exact thing keep happening to shows I enjoy?

YouTube

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And here I though the thread couldn't get anymore legendary after the loli bombshell.


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The Flood / Re: hey verb why did you like episode 48 so much?
« on: June 06, 2017, 03:22:58 PM »
Ah, the times when the show was actualy good.

are you saying that you didn't like it when
Spoiler
naruto goes to the moon and fights some bisexual weirdo on it to save his waifu?

Jesus, did it actually get THAT bad? I stopped keeping up shortly after Shippuden started and only heard some of the stuff like major deaths from hearsay.

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The Flood / Re: hey verb why did you like episode 48 so much?
« on: June 06, 2017, 03:09:59 PM »
Ah, the times when the show was actualy good.

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if you don't hate sex you hate women

This is my new favorite quote of all time.

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When you're so edgy that you go full circle into adopting Christian Fundamentalist ideas.

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i took a look at a high rez version and it just looks like a badly molded plaster head of trump got dunked in a can of red paint. i don't really think that counts as a realistic depiction of gore.

i'm open to removing it though if you can provide a good argument as to how it is a realistic depiction of a severed head.
I'm reporing you all for advocating for threats of violence to the president of the united states

Unless of course...

You free the lolis.

the bong lobby is pretty strong here. i think the servers moved out of utah though so if it's in a free state i'll talk to cheat about adding a loli tag for anarchy


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Since the ruling is that it's OK as long as it's not real, does that make anime tiddies fair game?

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this website should be removed tbh

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 06, 2017, 01:14:02 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Direct Over (It's Fucking Nothing!)
« on: June 06, 2017, 10:18:03 AM »

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