5 shot kill BR
Awfull Spawns
Vehicles on insta-Respawn
Splattered by vehicles that are Practicly standing still

Halo CE also has an absolutely godawfull netcode. Poured at least 4 Clear heashots with a Sniper Rifle into a guy and he took no damage until we both stood perfectly still.

CE Warthogs also have Godawful Monster Hunter Hitboxes

To be fair, they're paid to make games, not talk about them.

Playerbase: PVP still broken
Bungie: LOLNERFDALOOTCAVEAYYLMAO

Destiny has no story to implement the strikes into

Because little thought is ever put into shovelware

SSBU
OR/AS
Halo

Everybody is freaking out forgetting that this was probably just the same missle strike we used in the campaign.

Fucking Bungiefags

#Rekt

Q is Banned for the same reason I dont include Superman Thanos and Gurren Laggan in fights

Non Cannon Factions and events Are also banned (Meaning no Spartan1337 no Shitroid Other MW3 and no Prime Pinball, Hunters,Manga Or 1.5)

I also beleve the Star Wars video games were Demoted from cannon. Not sure. I need confirmation on this...

Im also banning Sarah Palmer and Ashley Williams just because I hate them

>Flood

It's ogre now.

>Phazon Corrupted Flood
>Phazon Corrupted Borg
>Phazon Corrupted Reapers

The Shrekoning has only just begun

It seems everyone has forgotten about the existance of Phazon and the X Parasite.

If the X gets loose or Phazon ends up corrupting the Reapers or the Flood or worse yet the X parasite, the whole Galaxy is fucked.

Shepard would use his advanced linguistic skills to get everyone in bed with him and win that way.

>Harbinger: Shepard. Submit now
>Shepard: We'll Bang ok
> ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°)

Shepard banging the Borg Queen would not surprise me in the least bit

Let's assume that all major factions to have exisedt within said universes still existed exept for ones we don't know enough about (So no Precursors)

EDIT:
Q is Banned for the same reason I dont include Superman Thanos and Gurren Laggan in fights

Non Cannon Factions and events Are also banned (Meaning no Spartan1337 no Shitroid Other MW3 and no Prime Pinball, Hunters,Manga Or 1.5)

I also beleve the Star Wars video games were Demoted from cannon. Not sure. I need confirmation on this

Halo Reach BTB best BTB

Fix'd

Sometimes I think we should implement and English only rule.

No U

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3Fail3Idiocracy ltd is an American Based Canoe Broker and a Subsidiary of Micro$shaft Corperation tasked with preserving the Halo canoe brand.
3Fail3Idiocracy's headquarters are located on Kirkland Street in Washington DC

Founded in July of 2009 and named after a Cannon Operative (Tim "3fail3GuttingSpork" Dabado) The company was charged with Assisting Bungee in creating PR events and phone apps to help the company interact easier with the canoe community.

Following Bungee's departure from Mico$haft however 3fail3Idiocracy's role changed from management to the preservation and brokering of the Halo cannoe brand.

The first product released by 3fail3 was the 10 year anniversary of bungee's original Halo Canoe, The CE which made updates and improvements while leaving it's core workings relatively untouched.

At the same time, 3Fail3 was also responsible for managing Bungie's Halo: Reach canoe which received mixed reception from the Canoe line's fanbase. The structure of the Reach canoe would break the cannons that were made during the previous Halo canoes' cycle. Many competitive canoe racers also felt that the ability to use several augmentations in races as well as the new bloom automatic drag breaks made the canoes unsuitable for competitive matches.

3Fail3 would make free updated versions of the cannoes that removed the bloom breaks and tweaked some of the augmentations that gave pro's isues. This update recived mixed reception despite directly addressing the community's concerns.Other than this 3fail3 would also repair holes the Reach Cannoe left in the cannons.

3Fail3's first Original product however would come in 2012 in the form of the highly controversial Halo 4 canoe. This brand expanded on the concepts set forth in the Reach line, focusing more on customization, rather than the equal grounds, High skill focus that made people love the original Halo products so much. The Halo 4 was in no way a low quality canoe, but it deviated from the line too much and alienated it's core audience. Many have accused 3fail3idiocracy of trying to broker to COD fishermen rather than competitive canoe racers  Months after the initial launch, the userbase and attendees of Halo Canoe events dropped dramatically. However many agree that the Cannoe's addition to the line of Cannons was well done. Despite some overly streamlined "Quicktime" segments, a few cracks and the requirement to have read a separate set of instructions to fully understand the Didact components the cannon of the Halo 4 canoe is considered excellent especially compared to the Halo 3's flawed Cannon.