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« on: August 05, 2015, 01:32:47 AM »
So the Arbiter and his Human-loving space liberals are trying to implement gun control on Sanghilios because of bullshit reasons like trying to prevent people from shooting his precious humans. He wants to restrict gun sales and require liscences and stop decent Sanghili from bein able to buy protection from Kig-Yar pirates
The stupid fuckboy does not realize that if any criminal wanted to buy weapon they'd just get it from ONI anyway,
How do you humans deal with this kind of thing?
572
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:16:44 PM »
...stopped being funny the moment it became a meme online.
Discuss the internet running jokes into the ground.
573
« on: August 03, 2015, 11:36:27 AM »
I would realy enjoty to find out where that guy lives hand give him a facejob with a crowbar, or a shotgun. "Hurr Durr Halo 5 haz loadoutz and killstreakz and 445 kilt de stori"
574
« on: August 02, 2015, 03:54:50 AM »
>Watching some mangos on crunchy roll >get a party invite from someone >"hey dude want to play some halo customs" >"sure  " >join in >not enough players >decide to go to action Action Sackinstead >votes for speed ball >play overly serious like they're in HCS or some shit >spends the entire time bitching about not having BRs >game ends >takes us into HCS playlist >I don't want to do this competitive shit >play anyway >do ok >other guys are bragging about petty shit and complaining every time they get shot >every other sentence is bitching about Halo 4 and Reach for no reason whatsoever >grill joins party >main guy insults her for having a family >do a few more games > everyone leaves party >I back out >get clan invite even though I'm shite >continue to act nice but decline [screaming internaly]
576
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:34:53 PM »
[shitpost][/shitpost]
577
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:31:41 AM »
A Karen Travis novel
I was only 12 years old
I loved Margret Parangoski so much
I had al the dossiers and ONIs clasifed documents
I'd pray to parangoski every night thanking her for the training that I'd been given
"Parangoski is love" I'd say "Parangoski is life"
Halsey sees me and calls me a pussy.
I call her a cunt.
She says " at least my mom wasn't a whore who left me in the trash" and sends me to be augmented
I'm dying now, and my skeleton hurts.
I lie in cryogenic, it's cold.
I feel a warmth moving toward me
Something touches me
It's Margret Parangoski
I'm so happy
She whispers in my ear "let's sell guns to The Covenant, LOL"
I am ready
Parangoski grabs me with her old lady hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I spread my pussy for Parangoski
She penetrates my butthole with her indoctrination and brainwashing
It hurts so much but I do it for Parangoski
I can feel the canon breaking as the lore goes to shit
I push against the Fanbase
I want to please parangoski
She roars a might roar as she fills my mouth with her ginger remedy for slipspace sickness.
Halsey walks in and says "fuck this I'm joining the Covenant"
Parangoski looks her dead in the eye and says "Enjoy the Spartan 4 program"
Parangoski retires from ONI
Parangoski is love Parangoski is life
579
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:59:38 AM »
So qliphort simulator 1994 is out on Xbox one and I'm bored so somebody come yell profanities at me in the chat.
580
« on: July 30, 2015, 11:23:44 PM »
Cheat what the hell is going on? 
581
« on: July 30, 2015, 11:17:15 PM »
Uhh...
Is this a bug?
582
« on: July 30, 2015, 11:08:32 PM »
Curious robot asks a simple question to its creator
Creator flips out and murders him and the other robots
Remaining robots fight just survive
Kicks the murderers off the planet to prevent more fighting
Has the chance to wipe out the people that murdered them and intentionally don't take it
Gets labeled the scum of the universe
Try to make peace with organics
Always get responded to with bullets
Gives up and decides to retreat to a day son sphere where they won't bother anybody
Quarians still try to murder them
Reapers offer them protection
Take offer
Quarians: "see the Geth are evil!!!"
Mfw
583
« on: July 30, 2015, 09:22:31 PM »
T4r
584
« on: July 29, 2015, 11:10:52 PM »
What the hell is wrong with Reach's campaign?
The level design was good
The story was pretty clear from the beginning ( seriously I don't get how people claim that it's convoluted at all)
The atmosphere was good (although not quite ODST good)
The only thing I can think of is that most of noble team was kind of boring
585
« on: July 29, 2015, 05:52:27 AM »
I have absolutely nothing constructive to post
I stayed up all night and still can't fall asleep
Someone entertain me
586
« on: July 28, 2015, 12:06:43 AM »
Stop comming back to the site if it's actualy making you as miserable as you claim. For your own sake. Plus you're only making things worse with your contant victim threads.
If there's anybody you're cool with add them on Xbox or something.
My GT is chaosmetaldrago if you want to add me
587
« on: July 27, 2015, 02:57:50 AM »
Police brutality doesn't real gaiz Look at how that degenerate thug resisted arest Clearly this is all the niggers fault By the way...this is apparently an arest over a slice of pizza
588
« on: July 24, 2015, 08:59:48 PM »
So my friend invited me to a tournament this Sunday.
Rules are the standard smogon rules and clauses except Only one OU Pokemon is allowed per team.
I need help to prep, here's the current team lineup.
Any thoughts?
Volcarona @ Air Balloon\
Ability: Flame Body\
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe\
Timid Nature\
- Bug Buzz\
- Giga Drain\
- Fiery Dance\
- Quiver Dance\
\
Donphan @ Leftovers\
Ability: Sturdy\
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def\
- Rapid Spin\
- Stealth Rock\
- Ice Shard\
- Earthquake\
\
Togekiss @ King's Rock\
Ability: Serene Grace\
EVs: 156 HP / 212 SpD / 140 Spe\
Calm Nature\
- Thunder Wave\
- Air Slash\
- Roost\
- Heal Bell\
\
Kyurem-Black @ Power Herb\
Ability: Teravolt\
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe\
Jolly Nature\
- Fusion Bolt\
- Shadow Claw\
- Dragon Claw\
- Freeze Shock\
\
Quagsire @ Leftovers\
Ability: Unaware\
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe\
Bold Nature\
- Toxic\
- Scald\
- Protect\
- Recover\
\
Metagross @ Leftovers\
Ability: Clear Body\
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def\
- Bullet Punch\
- Earthquake\
- Power-Up Punch\
- Protect\
\
}
589
« on: July 24, 2015, 07:13:07 AM »
 Spoiler inb14 Verbatim ranting about stupid anime titles again
590
« on: July 23, 2015, 07:38:32 AM »
Fuck little mac's communist bullshit
Fucks kirby's broken priority (I shouldn't have to execute some ridiculous unintended combo that leaves me vunrible on the ledge to other players just to be able to get back up without being hit by his neutral a)
Fuck dumb niggers begging for Shitley (you dumb fucks aren't even Metroid fans, vote for Rundas or Dark Samus you fucking faggots)
Fuck the Madeline Bergman trophy
Fuck the dumb fucks who labeled the Space Pirates as Zebesians (they aren't even from Zebes, stupid chinks)
Fuck luma
Fuck online Input lag
Fuck clusterfuck run
Fuck the condescending hand-holding automatic difficulty drop for losing in classic mode
Fuck 8 player clusterfuck
Fuck items
Fuck the game ballance for making all of my favorite characters shit
Fuck counters
Fuck the top tier
Fuck the great cave offense
Fuck charizards worthless neutral a
Fuck Samus's start up and ending lag
Fuck SEGA
Fuck random input errors
Fuck Penselvania
Fuck the west coast
Fuck Mexico
Fuck Europe
Fuck China
Fuck Russia
Fuck north and South Korea
Fuck Japan
Fuck dark pits mere existence
Fuck lucina's mere existence
Fuck sonic's entire franchise
Fuck green hill zone
Fuck the passive aggression agains Metroid
Fuck the Wii U
Fuck Nintendo
And FUCK YOU
591
« on: July 23, 2015, 06:12:08 AM »
592
« on: July 21, 2015, 08:41:58 PM »
Lol illegal immigrant logic >reads bible > watch out for this antichrist nigga, he's gonna claim he's God. Don't trust that fag. >Rahul Menendez nigga shows up >lol I'm the antichrist trust me I'm god >spicks: lol seems legit
593
« on: July 20, 2015, 08:18:43 PM »
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« on: July 20, 2015, 08:05:24 PM »
 IT WAS ME BARRY. I WAS THE BACKYARDIGANS
595
« on: July 19, 2015, 04:33:59 AM »
No idea what I just looked at but it honestly looks better than most triple A games released in the past few years
596
« on: July 18, 2015, 07:02:21 PM »
597
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:00:07 PM »
T4r
598
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:39:55 AM »
We wouldn't have a very interesting game...  Multiplayer would look exactly like this and campaign would be an uninspired retread of shit we've done already with chief being back to an uninteresting brick that occasionally produces dry one-liners.
599
« on: July 16, 2015, 09:50:38 PM »
So after God knows how many years I've decided to watch Naruto again...some of this shit completely baffles me as to how it's supposed to make sense.
Like this one guy Yamoto is some elite genetically engineered Black Ops agent that Michael Jackson made who is somehow able able to pretty much create an entire plateu in a matter of seconds and then summon a fucking river out of nowhere with no original water source with no fucking effort, but then he gets his ass handed to him in seconds by some kid who does nothing but make himself into a tazer and making his eyes kinda (not realy) creepy looking...
How is this shit so popular? Do people just not notice this shit?
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« on: July 16, 2015, 09:29:22 PM »
I will provide for you a telephone number with which she may be contacted. That was a lie. The telephone number I have provided you with is incorrect.
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