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Messages - Rocket Raccoon
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« on: October 05, 2014, 03:35:52 AM »
This is worse than elegiac pretending to be a fox.... Actually never mind. Nothing beats that cringy shit.
What is Elegiac then?
........an Elegiac.
Wise words. I'll be sure to meditate on this.
Good. IN THE MEANTIME......  How about meditating that wallet this way huh?
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« on: October 05, 2014, 03:08:38 AM »
This is worse than elegiac pretending to be a fox.... Actually never mind. Nothing beats that cringy shit.
What is Elegiac then?
........an Elegiac.
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:36:43 AM »
Sentence: I am better than you Attempt: I am better than you
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:25:48 AM »
He got into a little... accident. He's fine now though. Mostly.
WHAT THE........WHAT DID YOU DO??
Hey man, you're the one who left him under a power line.
Yes, to get coffee. Coffee is important.
I figured he could wait 5 minutes for me..........I was wrong.
He can't even refrain from drinking filthy water while you have your back turned for a moment, what'ya expect?
I suppose I expect too much of him sometimes........
Sorry Groot 
I am Groot.
Yes, I KNOW. I can be a bit...........negligent :/
Can you forgive me?
I...am Groot.
WAIT WAIT WAIT. So your saying you can "let this go".........for FIFTY BUCKS?
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:20:31 AM »
WILL YOU GET OUTTA HERE?? 
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:17:48 AM »
He got into a little... accident. He's fine now though. Mostly.
WHAT THE........WHAT DID YOU DO??
Hey man, you're the one who left him under a power line.
Yes, to get coffee. Coffee is important.
I figured he could wait 5 minutes for me..........I was wrong.
He can't even refrain from drinking filthy water while you have your back turned for a moment, what'ya expect?
I suppose I expect too much of him sometimes........
Sorry Groot
I am Groot.
Yes, I KNOW. I can be a bit...........negligent :/ Can you forgive me?
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:03:00 AM »
He got into a little... accident. He's fine now though. Mostly.
WHAT THE........WHAT DID YOU DO??
Hey man, you're the one who left him under a power line.
Yes, to get coffee. Coffee is important.
I figured he could wait 5 minutes for me..........I was wrong.
He can't even refrain from drinking filthy water while you have your back turned for a moment, what'ya expect?
I suppose I expect too much of him sometimes........ Sorry Groot
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« on: October 04, 2014, 10:28:23 AM »
Ummmmmm....
Why do you keep mentioning me? :/
YOU CALL ME 'DINGO'?! I will unfurl one thousand years of Flood justice on you AND FLAME YOU TO YOUR CORE!!
You know I'm the one with the magic space hammer (internet version obviously) so... Technically I'm more like Ronan than you.... Dingo.
Look, I'll stop calling you dingo when you stop pretending to be a fox, only Kitsune is a fox, you simply aren't. So cease this sillyness before you trot off a cliff.
I'd say he is more of a VERY fuzzy weasel.
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« on: October 03, 2014, 07:29:14 PM »
Let's set something straight here. Let me guess...
You're not?
Your guess.
I am Groot.
Your right Groot. Nuka is a crafty one. He could be useful for....... *mumbles* *hands Groot weapon* DON'T. Break it. I need to make a call. *walks around corner*
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« on: October 03, 2014, 07:23:51 PM »
Then what does that make your buddy here?
My servant. Wait........humans don't have those?
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« on: October 03, 2014, 12:51:45 AM »
Let's set something straight here. Let me guess...
You're not?
Your guess.
Don't worry, we're all accepting here.
...
Mostly.
That's good........ >.> <.< because........ >.> <.<
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« on: October 03, 2014, 12:43:59 AM »
Let's set something straight here. Let me guess...
You're not?
Rocket is kill
Indeed I am 
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« on: October 03, 2014, 12:40:41 AM »
Let's set something straight here. Let me guess...
You're not?
Your guess.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 10:50:24 PM »
So you're a CG racoon.
No, I'm an Alien that LOOKS like a raccoon -_-
I'm kind of, like, a bunch of different parts thrown together.
Can Raccoons talk? No.
Pretty sure you're a genetically and cybernetically modified raccoon. Reason for the scars in the movie.
Ain't nothing like me, except me bub
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:45:36 PM »
That raccoon picture.
D'Aww
*loads weapon*
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:43:12 PM »
I am Groot.
................I AM NOT A HAMSTER!!!!!!
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« on: October 01, 2014, 01:02:25 AM »
*reads thread title*
I don't even want to know.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 10:26:21 PM »
Are you friends with Howard the Duck?
No, anyone named that probably shouldn't be alive.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 10:21:03 PM »
The furry is still here.
Yes, I'm a rather furry alien. Deal with it bruh. 
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« on: September 30, 2014, 10:19:49 PM »
Nooooo........that was you.
Check your privilege, rodent.
Oh HO HO! Rodent? I was expecting a classier insult like.........."vermin".
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« on: September 30, 2014, 09:59:45 PM »
Let us get something gay here.
Please don't go there -_-
You started it.
Nooooo........that was you.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 09:48:27 PM »
Let us get something gay here.
Please don't go there -_-
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« on: September 30, 2014, 09:40:01 PM »
what.........IS that?
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« on: September 30, 2014, 08:28:17 PM »
So you're a CG racoon.
No, I'm an Alien that LOOKS like a raccoon -_-
I'm kind of, like, a bunch of different parts thrown together.
Can Raccoons talk? No.
Apparently racoons can, because you can.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 08:23:51 PM »
So why is your name Rocket Raccoon?
Well I call MYSELF just "Rocket". The Raccoon part is what you humans call me. Sadly........the name stuck -________-
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« on: September 30, 2014, 08:22:16 PM »
So you're a CG racoon.
No, I'm an Alien that LOOKS like a raccoon -_- I'm kind of, like, a bunch of different parts thrown together. Can Raccoons talk? No.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 08:19:27 PM »
Me :  A Raccoon:  Spoiler We aren't the same thing -_-
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« on: September 30, 2014, 03:08:07 PM »
goot and I..... we had a little disagreement
1) his name is Groot 2) you sure that was him? A walking tree terrifies most people.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 03:07:06 PM »
He got into a little... accident. He's fine now though. Mostly.
WHAT THE........WHAT DID YOU DO??
Hey man, you're the one who left him under a power line.
Yes, to get coffee. Coffee is important. I figured he could wait 5 minutes for me..........I was wrong.
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