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991
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:19:59 PM »
come on in, the water's fine
I need an adult
992
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:19:30 PM »
My now-ex-girlfriend plays in a league and she never mentioned anything about there being a "bowling etiquette."
Excellent. I didn't have my phone this time so next time I'll make a fool outta him and I'll record him threatening me and just get him kicked out.
993
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:16:32 PM »
Fuck him, you can't get kicked out.
Although, it would be unwise to anger Odin, god of Wisdom and king of Asgard.
Good to know. There was a moment when I thought he might have been a veteran cuz of his eye and was gonna kick my ass, but watching him and hearing him whine really convinces me he's just a jerk off. I doubt a marine would have so little self control.
994
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:06:44 PM »
inb4RomanBelic
995
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:58:15 PM »
So this bowling alley has $8 for 3 hours after 6 on Thursdays that my friends and I have been going to. Tonight we got there around 6:20 and got our lane and started bowling as the normal. 5 frames in this 1 eyed bozo, wife, douche looking teenager, and 2 other middle aged no lifes show up and get the lane next to us. My friends and i don't really take notice and just run up when it's our shot.
This guys wife is up at the same time as me and is just standing there focusing, I grab my ball not giving a shit, and as she does some retarded prance, I swoop in an cannonball my ball down the lane. She gutter balls it and walks back saying "wow that startled me".
I'm sitting there when I hear someone say "Hey, Dan". I turn around and Cyclops is giving me the stink eye with his face scruntched.
"You rolled while my wife was up"
"So?" I asked.
"That's not proper bowling etiquette".
"Show me the rule book then"
"It is bowling etiquette you little smartass"
"That doesn't explain why I should care, I think you should just adapt"
"Do it when I roll, asshole! I FUCKING DARE YOU, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"
"Okay I will"
At that point he leaned in (we were on opposite sides of the chairs) and his wife said to calm down and his friend stepped between us. They had 2 lanes and put him and his wife on the other lane farthest away. His friend came over and introduced himself and repeated the same bs about bowling etiquette, but in a much calmer manner. I at least respected that and only showed courtesy because the guy was being so nice.
1 Eye was about to start in again and my friend called him out saying he takes bowling too serious and that it's just a game.
Throughout the next 2 hours (he left early) I heard him whining saying things like "wah wah he started it" yada yada, needless to say, i got him butthurt.
Now my question, is bowling etiquette an enforcible rule? Could I get kicked out for not following it? Cause the people who have ever mentioned it are try hards with multiple hundred dollar balls, wrist guards, and wipe their balls off every other frame, etc. If it's not I'll do it again just because he's a tight wad who ain't gonna do shit or he'll swing first.
996
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:20:43 PM »
Could you give an example and the reasoning behind it?
997
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:39:11 AM »
I have a lot of trouble seeing how Christianity can make people happier. The idea of an unending, infinitely powerful dictator is terrifying to me.
Because us Christians don't see God as a dictator.
I'd say claiming God is a dictator is as meaningless as saying the laws of physics are.
Yeah he's definitely not a dictator. That's why he didn't give you 10 rules you have to follow to the letter or he'd send you to evil sad time for eternity.
To Christians or really anyone that accepts objective morality, moral laws are analogous to other laws of nature. I don't shake my fist at the moon when a boat capsizes because of its tidal forces.
Except your so called god can decide to sink a boat for the fuck of it, and from reading the bible, Che has done those things. He's a murderer.
There's no such example of wanton killing. It's all essentially cause and effect, with the difference being that the forces of nature don't have a capacity for grace.
Explain how flooding the earth isn't wanton killing.
Or better yet, explain cancer in children.
I consider the bulk of Noah's story to be myth, though.
How do you distinguish truth from myth?
998
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:34:49 PM »
So in your world view, would there no longer be luxary/recreational items? How would one go about buying/earning something like a 80" 4k tv or PC?
999
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:37:38 PM »
I don't think I could ever give up pepperoni pizza or ice cream.
1000
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:33:21 PM »
"Oh new gameplay of the next Halo? I better watch it to see what the new sandbox will be like"
*2 minutes later*
"Well, it's good to know the only weapons in the game are the BR and Sniper Rifle."
If only 2 weapons are worth a piss then that is not the competitive communities fault, that's the developers, seeing as they you know, they are the ones that fucked up the balance. Reach and Halo 4 were both not catered to the competitive community and the DMR/Br + power weapons dominated everything in the sandbox (343 are more competent in sandbox balancing than Bungie so Halo 4's sandbox was better balanced, with Halo 5 being even more so).
1001
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:12:40 PM »
It annoys me when people form a wall down aisles as if they are oblivious to others or they form up just to chat with friends. Like damn, blocking the main aisle way with 3 carts and 5 friends makes you douche bags.
Also, men try starting random small talk with me like they want my dick. Though that only really bothers me usually when it catches me off guard or I'm in a pissed off mood.
1002
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:48:23 PM »
Sometimes I even forget H2A even has Forge. It's not like we're ever going to see any community variations in matchmaking, which is a shame.
I'm pretty sure the file browser still isn't even up. Kinda disappointing it's taken 6+ months for them to get the file browsers up for every game they release.
1003
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:25:55 PM »
Idk MCC is still dysfunctional in many regards, regardless of what the waypoint shills say. I know Halo 3 had a forge issue where you couldn't forge for specific game types I'm not sure if that issue is also present in H2A as well.
1004
« on: May 12, 2015, 04:57:03 PM »
I usually just find a few artists I like from each genre and stick with that. I prefer hip hop and mainly listen to Tech N9ne and Eminem.
1005
« on: May 12, 2015, 04:51:46 PM »
Do you do felching?
ew
That mentality doesn't put food on the table. Now which do you prefer, coffee straw or bendy?
1006
« on: May 12, 2015, 04:48:20 PM »
do you wanna be a baller
bitch i'm the original baller...
oh, wait. are we not talking about those balls?
why
No access to the money in my bank account and I have no cash.
Can't you do something you're good at on the side, like sucking dick for $$$?
how much you paying? [/quote] Do you do felching?
1007
« on: May 12, 2015, 04:46:36 PM »
do you wanna be a baller
bitch i'm the original baller...
oh, wait. are we not talking about those balls?
why
No access to the money in my bank account and I have no cash.
Can't you do something you're good at on the side, like sucking dick for $$$?
1008
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:12:02 PM »
>yfw you've been measuring your dick with the ruler backwards this whole time
1009
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:05:58 PM »
1010
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:59:59 PM »
Wait do people actually measure their dick
I prefer the toilet paper roll method.
1011
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:57:20 PM »
LOL Lemon was right, Jive just sent me a pic and it looks like an earth worm's hanging from his pubic hair.
1012
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:53:02 PM »
1013
« on: May 11, 2015, 07:00:38 PM »
FedoraBoyWonder
RatTailMoshPit
1014
« on: May 11, 2015, 05:06:40 PM »
Isn't that like an oxymoron?
1015
« on: May 11, 2015, 02:40:30 PM »
3.
Inb4anotherUnity
Isn't that how French people look normally?
Not enough white flags.
1016
« on: May 11, 2015, 02:36:58 PM »
peanut butter and blueberry pancakes
peanut butter and blueberry sounds like an awful combination
Somethings in life are not always how they would seem. If you are ever feeling frisky I could give you the recipe I use.
1017
« on: May 11, 2015, 01:53:35 PM »
We should make a movie together, about a young lady looking to get into acting and her passionate manager. It'll be low budget, using nothing but my cell phone on a tripod, filmed mostly on the casting couch- I mean in my living room.
1018
« on: May 11, 2015, 01:49:51 PM »
I can't really see how people thinks it's worse than the first one.
1019
« on: May 11, 2015, 01:40:18 PM »
peanut butter and blueberry pancakes
1020
« on: May 11, 2015, 01:27:01 PM »
Who knew Rocketman was secretly a game developer
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