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Gaming / Re: What should I play next?
« on: September 19, 2015, 10:09:09 PM »
Royal Rumble X

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck are you drinking tonight, losers?
« on: September 19, 2015, 08:20:42 PM »
Titty juice.

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Tough white male protagonist

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The Flood / Re: mfw the person I talk to walks past behind me
« on: September 19, 2015, 06:32:43 PM »
MFW bad bitch walk by and don't want bae noticing me turning to catch a glimpse.

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Finally a better quality picture of the new Wraith


It looks like a scarab amputee.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever heard those retarded horrorcore rappers?
« on: September 19, 2015, 04:56:44 PM »
Like those faggots who blast retarded rap in their car who pull up next to you and make it awkward for everyone trying to chill


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Serious / Re: Smith & Wesson retirement plan
« on: September 19, 2015, 04:38:22 PM »
I would blame it on people being majorily irresponsible in their prime.  These people buy expensive houses and cars relative to what they earn; then they just gotta bring a kid or two into the world because reasons.  By the time the kids are grown and put through college, a half dozen cars have been gone through, and that house is payed off, they're outta their prime with only a few years to save up before what's considered retirement age. 

In this day and age, most people shouldn't have kids and should live in smaller, more respectable houses.  I'm sure the hundreds of thousands saved would easily cover retirement.  Unfortunately, these same people feel entitled to have children to waste money on only to come up short themselves in the end.  Now they want society to pay for them.

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Gaming / Re: The worst thing about Destiny
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:31:21 PM »
I sold it about 2 weeks after release.  It reminded why I hate grinding in games and was unbelievably, mind numbingly repetitive.

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Gaming / Re: Im a 50 in Halo 4
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:25:11 PM »
Yeah well I'm a Inheritor in Reach, queen betch

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Give me Web comics to browse.
« on: September 18, 2015, 07:26:53 PM »
http://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/en/chapters.html

Oh right, that exists. Pretty sure I got banned there a few years ago.
What'd you do?  I never post there so I don't know the rules.

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The Flood / Re: "I don't believe in god but I'm not an atheist
« on: September 18, 2015, 06:34:21 PM »
Seriously, all I said was Agnostic

I don't believe in god, I know that I can't prove he isn't real, and I can't prove he is. I don't know.

As such, i'm agnostic. So leave me alone okay?
If you don't believe in God then you are by definition atheist.  You're just an agnostic atheist.

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce "vowels"?
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:17:02 PM »
vow-ellzz

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The Flood / Re: I think I have pink eye
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:15:29 PM »
Have your mom paint your eye balls with white nail polish.

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The Flood / Re: attempting to snipe on ebay
« on: September 17, 2015, 02:44:20 PM »
What is sniping?
Well you see, it's *gets sniped*

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married/having a big wedding?
« on: September 17, 2015, 02:06:28 PM »
As soon as she's back from the store (allowing me to do other things instead) I'll let my wife know that marriage is pointless.

Are you saying she didn't buy groceries before marriage?  Can girlfriends not shop for anyone but themselves?

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Serious / Re: Are school officials too jumpy recently?
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:02:35 AM »
Spoiler
I don't really see a problem with them taking this as a threat. The kid brought something that looks like a bomb

Because bombs look like alarm clocks.  He must of been taught to make bombs by Willy Coyote.

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To add to the threat, he told them it was a clock, but didn't go into detail about this clock

Because it was a just clock.

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why he made it or what it was for.
To tell the time.  Why else would a kid make a clock?

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Gaming / Re: Spider-Man 2 is a great game and all...
« on: September 15, 2015, 08:47:05 PM »
Still the best Spiderman game to date.

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Combat Evolved - Impressions (Progress: The Library)
« on: September 15, 2015, 07:06:04 PM »
As a fun fact, you can shoot the arms off the combat flood forms and they can't hurt you.  They'll just follow you around.

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Serious / Re: Is Society Afraid of Sexuality?
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:47:18 PM »
Sexuality is weird around family or children.  Besides Jim, who wants to be turned on around their mother, or the rest of the family?   Or have their family aroused around them? 

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 14, 2015, 08:44:21 PM »
I quit jerking off into tissues in exchange for your mother's esophagus.

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The Flood / Re: if you don't drop acid then you're a fucking pussy
« on: September 12, 2015, 03:42:02 PM »
I just cooked acid in my grandma's toilet bowl with nothing but a Dyson vaccum sweeper, a TV remote, a lemon, and a guitar string.  I'm laying in the bathtub right now cause im so lit man

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The Flood / TV Show Ideas
« on: September 12, 2015, 03:38:07 PM »
So the idea for this show was like a spin off of Cops, except instead of being about police responding to crimes, it's your everyday libertarians.  They drive around with cell phone cameras looking to provoke cops into pulling them over and then they verbally spank the cops with their superior knowledge of law and not consent to being arrested and tasered.

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The Flood / Re: Do you believe 9/11 was a conspiracy?
« on: September 12, 2015, 03:26:47 PM »
Plane goes in
Building comes down

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The Flood / Re: My father taught me a great life lesson.
« on: September 12, 2015, 03:18:12 PM »
I thought bitcoins were already a meme currency?

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Serious / Re: Is morality objective?
« on: September 12, 2015, 12:56:12 PM »
What other options are there? Either morality is directly tied to god (which would be subjective) or morality exists outside of him (Objective).
Morality cannot exist outside of God. The idea would be that God, being the omnipotent creator of everything in existence (essentially setting the rules for logic itself), would be the only true objective force in the universe. Morality would have to be objective because it would be based on factual, provable information decided by God.

You just said above that God set the rules for logic.  Were there other possible ways to set logic, or only the one chosen?  Because if there were other ways then what made God choose this way over others?  Was there pre existing logic to creating logic?

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Thus, morality would be objective because God would define logic to make it such.
If it is as God defines (in the beliefs of a single entity), then it is by definition subjective.  You cannot know how God would define something, so it be his subjective position.  Objective means independent of any biases.

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The Flood / Re: Have you seen this white rapper named Slim Jesus?
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:33:15 PM »
Here's some real G-shit I bump to

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Have you seen this white rapper named Slim Jesus?
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:31:53 PM »
"This is the blackest white kid"
>Puts a disclaimer that he's using fake guns in his videos

LOL
Wut?

How many black rappers put up warnings that they are using fake guns?

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The Flood / Re: Have you seen this white rapper named Slim Jesus?
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:29:04 PM »
"This is the blackest white kid"
>Puts a disclaimer that he's using fake guns in his videos

LOL

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Find out who did it then get red chalk and draw a pentagram and 666 in front of their dorm/locker/house.

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