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« on: October 03, 2015, 09:47:13 PM »
My father.
662
« on: October 03, 2015, 09:40:28 PM »
Define smart
663
« on: October 03, 2015, 06:41:09 PM »
I'm going to need a sample to put under my microscope. Give me a few days after I receive it to compile a list of lacking nutrients.
664
« on: October 03, 2015, 11:44:35 AM »
Peanut butter spread on cookie dough ice cream.
665
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:13:23 PM »
I'm sure there's a youtube tutorial you could follow to make a cheaper one yourself.
Yeah I'm not exactly skilled with tools and such.
>Buy steel trash can lid >Drill two holes >Stick bolts through >Stick strap on inside >Put nuts on >Apply red, white, and blue paint I have faith in you. I have faith in you.
666
« on: October 02, 2015, 08:47:53 PM »
I'm sure there's a youtube tutorial you could follow to make a cheaper one yourself.
667
« on: October 01, 2015, 09:28:55 PM »
well in the real world where careers and income still do mean something the worth of that degree is important It's STILL worth more than no degree at all.
not to an employer in this fantasy you're proposing
Then employers are dumbfucks. Excellent--we've identified the problem. Educate employers and tell them that degrees aren't worthless just because a lot of people have them, because that's shitty capitalist fuck logic that doesn't apply in any rationally-constructed society.
Teach employers that having a degree means that this person knows how to work, and someone WITHOUT a degree, who didn't get a degree because someone called Slash over the Internet told them not to do it, lest they oversaturate the market, that he's not fit for the job, because he doesn't have a goddamn degree.
fuck
so let's say you're an employer and you have one open position and you get 15 people that all have the same degrees apply to the job
what do you do?
Devise a test to measure their capabilities. Have them temporarily work for free to see who performs the best.
668
« on: October 01, 2015, 06:46:22 PM »
I remember that Wolverine's grapple would stab the Juggernaut in the dick.
669
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:42:25 PM »
Seriously, in the middle pic of the first set, her nose and mouth make an alien head, neck, and shoulder.
670
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:32:48 PM »
She has money. Just get teeth implants.
Teeth should be the least of her worries with a face like that.
671
« on: October 01, 2015, 02:38:33 PM »
As long as I'm not forced to breathe their second hand smoke, I prefer smokers.
672
« on: September 26, 2015, 10:55:11 AM »
Meijer
673
« on: September 25, 2015, 07:10:37 PM »
I abstained from drugs -- before it was cool.
It's not cool
It just makes you superior to those who don't abstain
Except there are drugs that actually make you superior than your regular self. Drugs that allow you to better handle pain, drugs that allow you to be more focused, drugs that give you more energy, drugs that make your brain more chemically balanced.
Saying if you don't use drugs you're superior is just false.
Depends on what your goals are.
674
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:48:31 PM »
I abstained from drugs -- before it was cool.
It's not cool
It just makes you superior to those who don't abstain
Which makes it pretty cool in my book.
675
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:43:51 PM »
I abstained from drugs -- before it was cool.
676
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:26:30 PM »
I would go back in time to shave the first homo sapiens eye brows off thus changing our DNA's evolution making everyone eyebrowless LOL
dna doesn't work like that
Darwinian evolution is a myth
677
« on: September 24, 2015, 06:32:30 PM »
I'm down
678
« on: September 24, 2015, 05:37:31 PM »
I would go back in time to shave the first homo sapiens eye brows off thus changing our DNA's evolution making everyone eyebrowless LOL
679
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:18:11 AM »
Right now -- an apartment. I hate lawn care.
680
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:30:21 PM »
Whoever invented plain Greek yogurt needs to die
Most bitter thing I've ever eaten
That's why you add vanilla whey and blue berries to it.
681
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:17:06 AM »
Is there risk involved with sleeping with two women? I'm seeing #1 tomorrow and #2 Saturday night.
Nothing will happen so you're good.
Lol, I can assure you it is. What kind of evidence do you want?
Evidence of you not being a beta. Which unfortunately is an impossibility.
How do I know you're not a beta?  Think someone is jealous of me, for once. Having a blonde and a brunette, I like variety.
Texting a women for a week doesn't make her yours, hence why you ain't got anyy pussy yet
682
« on: September 22, 2015, 08:25:48 AM »
Tech N9ne
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« on: September 22, 2015, 08:24:27 AM »
I have to wear a shirt if I go swimming.
Why does everyone hate crocs?
684
« on: September 22, 2015, 08:19:36 AM »
A dead pig? That's a bit harsh. I prefer to refer to your mother as sugar tits.
685
« on: September 21, 2015, 11:33:24 PM »
What I observed in high school was people continued down the same path they were on before smoking. There were the people who were responsible and consistent who kept that up after they started smoking and still got good grades and went to college. Then there was the class clowns who just let weed control them, blowing off friends and lying just to smoke. They were gonna be losers before weed.
686
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:40:19 PM »
Sin isn't real
Why is there a button for it on my calculator then?
Numbers aren't real
687
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:36:22 PM »
Would Pinocchio's nose grow if he said OP was full of shit?
688
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:32:38 PM »
"Will smith" said the Neanderthal iron forger.
689
« on: September 20, 2015, 06:31:36 PM »
How can we expect mothers to feed their children when we can't even feed our imaginations?
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« on: September 20, 2015, 06:30:31 PM »
A monkey's banana is only worth two stone at the corner store.
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