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Yesterday there was a little blonde twisting a finger in the hem of her summer dress n striking little poses, tryna get me involved in her, and I wondered whether she was easy or just laying a man-trap... I actually would have preferred the former. Maybe today's the day I snap and take some random juicy little thing home.
Not if I call her school ahead of time.

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 11:45:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Post your current love interest
« on: February 07, 2016, 06:42:52 AM »
Knowledge

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Serious / Re: Spanking is for the unintelligent
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:58:23 PM »
Quote from: PSU
And I know kids who didn't get hit who never had an ounce of respect for their parents because of it.

I didn't realize respect was determined by whether someone hit you or not as child.

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The Flood / Re: blog thread
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:49:50 AM »
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>he says no, unless i had a funeral to attend to

Hire a hitman on your professor

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Serious / Re: Who here has had suicidal thoughts lately?
« on: February 01, 2016, 05:56:13 PM »
Daily.  I just kind of accepted them.  I try to change the perspective if they get too saddening.

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The Flood / Re: So I went to see her at her work
« on: January 31, 2016, 08:34:55 PM »
Make life size cardboard cut-outs of yourself and have a friend plant them conspicuously near her.

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Serious / Re: Just Verb Things (my philosophies)
« on: January 30, 2016, 08:20:21 AM »
Here's one of my responses to another thread that you missed.

a lot of people try to argue that anti-natalism is a bad idea because we've "come so far" as a species and if we just died off, no one would ever be able to experience the "awesome" shit that we'd have produced in the future.

I would say that we are just beginning to make awesome shit now.  Prosthetics are becoming more functional and available, self driving cars, autonomous machines, poor 3rd world nations are beginning to develop, globally crime is going down, we are developing our understanding of most terrible diseases, etc.

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the trouble with this is that no matter how technologically advanced we get, we're always going to be dissatisfied
always

you see it today--we have all this cool shit--laptops, cellphones, fucking airplanes
and all we do is bitch about how it all doesn't work right--we take everything for granted

I'm going to disagree with this.  These behaviors are product of certain cultural values and bad habits, which you often argue in many of your other stances, that we should learn to overcome.  People are often raised in ways that foster greedy and selfish behaviors.  People forget sometimes what it is like to be grateful.  There are cultures and types of people who demonstrate positive virtues, showing it is possible.

Though I believe the effect can be mitigated, the effect of being dissatisfied can be a good thing.  It prevents complacency.  That dissatisfaction motivates us to get better.  Most of your philosophies revolve around a dissatisfaction with the world.  Without it, you wouldn't exist as you are now.

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and that's what would happen if we had a way to live a perfect, harmless life
we would get bored

Occasionally, we might, but I think you underestimate human creativity.  It's not like we would run out of things to alleviate that boredom.  We are social creatures. Hypothetically, if robots did all the work in the world, we would still have movies/games/sports/comedy/entertainment, pursuing scientific discovery, finding love, the list goes on.  I don't see occasional boredom as a compelling reason to go extinct (early).

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we're just sisyphus climbing up the hill that we'll never reach the top of--so the only solution is to just stop trying to roll this fucking boulder up the hill, because it's not accomplishing anything of value
Nothing was thought possible until someone did it.

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I'm have a crush on my teacher but deep down I know we can never be together ;(

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The Flood / Re: What evil act did you commit today?
« on: January 27, 2016, 10:48:01 AM »
Performed an unconsented abortion with a Dyson ShopVac

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The Flood / Re: Pictures that make you laugh every time you see them
« on: January 24, 2016, 08:52:24 PM »
Spoiler

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Is Airsoft the most autistic sport?
« on: January 24, 2016, 08:43:00 PM »
I just got back into Yuigi-Oh

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Hello Hitler supporter, I like to ride deez nuts all around Baghdad and shoot at the friendly.

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The Flood / Re: Humanity next big step?
« on: January 23, 2016, 08:36:31 AM »
Finally not believing in religions anymore.
Get out atheist. You have little knowledge to no knowledge on what happens to someone when they die.
 
 

Nor do you.
That is true but you don't see the majority of religious people insulting atheist.
Fuck atheists, hope they burn in hell

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Fack

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The Flood / BLACKFACE: The Movie had its title changed.
« on: January 23, 2016, 07:11:48 AM »
YouTube


Now the title is just misleading. 

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny and always succeed
« on: January 22, 2016, 08:27:16 PM »
Tackel's funny


funny looking

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The Flood / Re: Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:28:00 PM »
Why not just diet normally?

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Serious / Re: Depression and Anxiety Self Help Thread
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:08:50 PM »
I've found that channeling what depresses me can be a great motivator for getting shit done.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:01:39 PM »
Because 343i are incompetent as fuck.

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Serious / Re: GOP Candidate Analysis (Updated)
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:55:33 AM »
You made a typo in the Carson tab.

"while Cruz has slowly but surely leeched the evangelicals from Cruz"

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Gaming / Re: Should the government ban video games?
« on: January 15, 2016, 03:32:35 PM »
Video games are a gateway.  One time I played GTA and fist fought a hobo to death and then the next thing I know Im jumping homeless people behind soup kitchens.  Worse than marijuana.

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The Flood / Re: Weird things about you
« on: January 15, 2016, 03:29:52 PM »
Sometimes I feel the need to empty my lungs and weeze

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Serious / Re: Why do people give a shit?
« on: January 14, 2016, 07:25:12 AM »
Because not giving a shit about life typically leads to a miserable existence.  Being miserable sucks, so people give a shit to prevent that, at least for themselves and sometimes for those close to them.

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The Flood / Re: Think I got scammed out of $320
« on: January 14, 2016, 06:02:24 AM »
Prostitution has always been a shady business.  I'm there for you fam

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If you start college without a single scholarship, you're either a white male with shitty grades out of high school
HA! Jokes on you, I got two. Thank god for that sweet sweet single parent privilege.

Tfw your single parent is so vehemently anti-government that they refuse to fill out FASFA to spite the government and you're stuck financially burdened.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Dragonball Z Character?
« on: January 13, 2016, 03:20:10 PM »
Teen Gohan

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The Flood / Re: Had the craziest day of my life today on LSD
« on: January 11, 2016, 08:51:40 PM »
A bunch of my friends did MDMA while I sat there and watch.

One of them got naked and started humping the carpet, then proceeded to climb the fridge like a crazed baboon.

Another friend called up a girl from class and asked her if she had lesbian thoughts about another girl in class.


I've done similar things sober.

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The Flood / Re: What are the 3 most beautiful man made objects?
« on: January 11, 2016, 11:48:58 AM »
Jessica Alba

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