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The Flood / Re: Atheist tries saying hell isn't real
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:49:19 PM »
Master Splinter is making a home cooked meal for his turtles.
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The Flood / Re: Atheist tries saying hell isn't real« on: November 14, 2014, 02:49:19 PM »
Master Splinter is making a home cooked meal for his turtles.
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Gaming / Re: >all these years later« on: November 14, 2014, 01:18:25 PM »You know coming from me I've been always fascinated by how everyone loved Bungie & Halo how everyone kissed Bungie's arse and if they fucked up they were the company that in my opinion got the less hate from everyone it's weird Halo 2 is glitches and unfinished story and messed up multiplayer yet people consider it their favorite halo Glitches aren't inherently bad and it's unfinished story is longer than any other Halo game. 2193
The Flood / Re: So lonepaul walks into a bar.« on: November 14, 2014, 07:25:58 AM »
LonePaul walks into a bar
Spoiler He looked out his prison cell and saw his episode on NBC Dateline's How to Catch a Predator. "FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!" he shouts. Bubba, awoken by the shouting, comes from behind and grabs him around the waist while tenderly sniffing the back of his head. LonePaul tenses up from the surprise of being grabbed by his cell mate. He starts crying as he realizes his fate. "Come back to bed shuga" Bubba seductively whispers. LP grabs the bars to resist so Bub shoves his head between the bars and it gets stuck. Paul's crying intensifies, "NONONONO-" The other inmates across the chamber perk up and begin to watch in anticipation for the XXX show that's about to be put on. Bubba tearing at LP's pants was reminicent of the sounds of DMX opening a stick of beef jerky. He grabbed Paul's little white bong booty and opened it like the Sunday paper, and introduced his BBC. 2194
Gaming / Re: H2A solo legendary, fuck me. (pics)« on: November 14, 2014, 07:00:05 AM »I have CE finished and I have Gravemind and The Great Journey left on 2. I don't know how to even tackle Gravemind as Mr. Monopoly used a glitch to get through the mission that you cannot do in MCC. I'm just waiting to finish Gravemind to do TGJ. Are you talking about sword flying? 2195
The Flood / Quotes to live by« on: November 13, 2014, 10:51:44 PM »
"My anaconda don't
unless you got buns hun" - Wise Man 2196
Gaming / Re: Easter Eggs Removed from MCC H3« on: November 13, 2014, 10:22:30 PM »
If I had to guess you looked in the wrong spot.
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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 needs an Objective playlist« on: November 13, 2014, 07:29:35 PM »I dual wield for more ammo."Dual Halo 2 Magnum"Hoes the Halo 2 Magnum I need to know this!Sweet, it's fast-firing enough to decimate shields and still a one-hit kill with no shields to the head, two or three body shots. The H2A pistol is now my all-time favourite 2198
Gaming / Re: Opinion on the MCC« on: November 13, 2014, 07:03:17 PM »
I like it and it has a lot of potential but they really dropped the ball on a lot of things. 50 file limit total, can't save films, no file browser, have to add person and then they have to be online to view their file share, the host in match making can boot people like a custom game (even in ranked), etc.
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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 needs an Objective playlist« on: November 13, 2014, 06:42:41 PM »Hoes the Halo 2 Magnum I need to know this!Sweet, it's fast-firing enough to decimate shields and still a one-hit kill with no shields to the head, two or three body shots. The H2A pistol is now my all-time favourite Dual Halo 2 magnums kills faster than the BR. The downside is you only have enough in a clip for 1 1/2 kills where as the BR has enough for 3. As long as you land your shots it's good. 2200
Gaming / Re: Host can boot people in the MCC like a custom game« on: November 13, 2014, 06:40:07 PM »I laughed terribly at that. I can't believe this game is havimg so many problems, and they are so simple. Like how can you forget this or not allow people to view file shares unless they are your friend and online? 2201
Gaming / Host can boot people in the MCC like a custom game« on: November 13, 2014, 05:59:06 PM »
Can't believe 343 let this through.
YouTube Btw on mobile apoligize for not imbedding. (FTFY OP) 2202
The Flood / Re: Lifting Bros of Sep7agon, hear my plea.« on: November 13, 2014, 05:42:07 PM »Bro i got just the thread for you>links thread with literally no useful information Well cause no one asked. 2204
The Flood / Re: Bungle.Net got another update« on: November 13, 2014, 05:26:18 PM »
I gave up on bungie late September and I'm done with them. They haven't been the same since the Reach Beta.
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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your bellybutton ITT« on: November 13, 2014, 05:23:42 PM »Sorry for being chubby, I'm bulkin. 2206
The Flood / Re: What if a black man joined this forum?« on: November 13, 2014, 05:13:24 PM »
I cook up some fried chicken and serve watermelon kool aid.
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The Flood / Re: What the gym can do for you.« on: November 13, 2014, 05:10:18 PM »I just feel you used some kind of app but then again maybe the gym did change you then which then I say "wow"I'm skeptical if the pic on top is really you or not :/ If you need any advice feel free to ask. 2208
The Flood / Re: What the gym can do for you.« on: November 13, 2014, 05:02:21 PM »how can niggers be real if melanin isnt realnigger why you pretendin to be black Because god put them in the sun for too long without any shade. 2209
The Flood / Re: What the gym can do for you.« on: November 13, 2014, 05:00:23 PM »I'm skeptical if the pic on top is really you or not :/ It is, or I should say, was. It was me when all I thought about how girls always go for assholes and watching anime. I grew up though, the gym changed me. 2210
The Flood / Re: What the gym can do for you.« on: November 13, 2014, 04:58:09 PM »nigger why you pretendin to be black I ain't pretend bra I'm always keepin it real. 2211
The Flood / What the gym can do for you.« on: November 13, 2014, 04:55:33 PM »
Do you look like a bitch?
This is me circa 3 months ago. I was a nonlifting, fedora tipping fgt. I was sick of being a pussy so I had my mom buy me a gym membership. This is me now. Now I put the sag in swag. There isn't a day I don't get fresh pussy, sometimes I get it twice a day. And you can too if you start lifting. Critique my transformation, ask questions, post your own transformations, fitness tips, and more. Lets help some of the stragglers of this community rise up to our level of physique. 2212
The Flood / Re: Woman takes it up the ass NSFW« on: November 13, 2014, 04:29:00 PM »
Is there video to go with this?
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Gaming / Re: GTA V finally getting heists next week.« on: November 13, 2014, 04:24:07 PM »
I'd laugh after all this hype the heists are shit.
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Serious / Re: Where do you stand on these issues?« on: November 13, 2014, 01:42:11 PM »Spoiler Abortion - F Affirmative Action - U Animal Rights - A (You shouldn't be able to beat your pets, but if it's sick you should be able to shoot it yourself) Barack Obama - U Border Fence - A Capitalism - F Civil Unions - F Death Penalty - A Drug Legalisation - F Electoral College (US) - F Environmental Protection - U Inheritance Tax - A European Union - U Euthanasia - F Central Bank - U Flat Tax - A Free Trade - F Gay Marriage - F Global Warming is Caused by Humans - F Globalisation - U Gold Standard - U Gun Rights - F Homeschooling - F? (I think it should be allowed but not the standard or anything) Internet Censorship - A Labour Unions - F Legalised Prostitution - F Medicaid & Medicare - U Medical Marijuana - F Military Interventionism - F Minimum Wage - U National Health Care - U National Retail Sales Tax - U Occupy Movement - U Progressive Taxation - F Racial Profiling - F Redistribution of Wealth - F Smoking Ban - A Social Programmes - U Socialism - U Stimulus Spending (Fiscal) - U Stimulus (Monetary) - U Term Limits - F Torture - A United Nations - U NATO - U War in Iraq - U War in Afghanistan - U War on Terror - F Welfare - F 2215
Serious / Re: Dumb Instagram "Artist" Defaces National Parks, calls it Feminism« on: November 13, 2014, 01:31:27 PM »*breathing intensifies* 2216
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 should aspire to be Halo Reach« on: November 13, 2014, 01:15:41 PM »Hopefully they have two different Magnums one's for main use of primary or one's used as a secondary since Halo 1 Pistol & Halo Reach Magnum were the best to use Halo 4 was okay and 2 & 3 were shit>implying Halo 5's magnum traits are locked in place until the end of time.I would only agree to this if we got the Halo 1 pistolWell, the Halo 5 pistol looked OP as fuck in the vids I beat people with BRs with the H2 magnum bruh. I'll agree, Bungie fucked up the Halo 3 sandbox. 2217
Gaming / Re: For those with the MCC« on: November 13, 2014, 01:13:03 PM »
-You can't save films
-I randomly get kicked from multiplayer lobbies and get put in games by myself after the vote screen -You can't save films -No file browser -50 file limit -To get content, you have to add the person as a friend then they have to be online to view their file share -I just snapped the achievement app during a cutscene and my screen went black and said untracked build failed to load. Had to quit the game and restart. Aside from all the bad things it's pretty good! 2218
Serious / Re: Nicki Minaj is apparently a Nazi« on: November 13, 2014, 10:46:31 AM »
YO I WAS ALL ABOUT THAT GANG SHIT AND SLINGIN DOPE
UNTIL A SNITCH BITCH GOT ME LOCKED UP AND I DROPPED THE SOAP NOW MY ASS WHISTLES LIKE AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS THE REALIEST TILL SHIT GOT REALA 2219
Serious / Re: Get your long-ass political titles here! [Quiz]« on: November 13, 2014, 10:27:49 AM »
You are a: Centrist Libertarian Interventionist Cosmopolitan Progressive
Collectivism score: 0% Authoritarianism score: -67% Internationalism score: 17% Tribalism score: -33% Liberalism score: 67% 2220
Serious / Re: So is the Cold War II official now?« on: November 13, 2014, 09:00:08 AM »lolnoI honestly would love to see the CIA put to good use in dismantling Russia by starting a coup and putting somebody with their head on straight in office.The KGB will outspy the CIA any day. Its the one thing Russia is better at than us. ehh |