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The Flood / Post here and I'll diss you in rhyme
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:43:11 AM »
Eat, sleep, sex, and rap I'm a natural rhyma
must be cause my blood descends from Aunt Jemima
Up the ladder of wealth I'm a social climba
It's a damn sausage fest in here ya'll need more vagina

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The Flood / Re: A message to all fat people here
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:37:23 AM »
Nigga i got weight loss plan I blow yo bitch ass apart
Zip your lips so when you talk it sounds like a fart

I couldn't give a toss if you have a weight loss plan. I'm a beanpole.

Took ya girl Jill up the hill and had her stroken me till it felt like she was jackin a bean stalk

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The Flood / Re: god
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:35:38 AM »
my unmatched intellect has proven to me that god isn't real

Intellectual homosexual, I have sex with women cause it's cool
But you have sex with men cause it a choice and you're a fool
I dropped out of school to fuck bitches and get money
Just got laid last night, you on the other hand got none-ee
Drive up in my Benz with all friends
With so much swag you couldn't comprehend
Hoes call my dick Tootsie pop cause they wanna lick
You see an anime girl then you gonna be asthmatic
Ungh got a cadilac emblem, gets the women tremblin
Ur face be resemblin, Osama after a year in the trash bin
After college I'm still popular, you just a has been

ugggggh 2014 nigga
still reppin that rap shit bitch

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The Flood / Re: A message to all fat people here
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:19:45 AM »
Nigga i got weight loss plan I blow yo bitch ass apart
Zip your lips so when you talk it sounds like a fart

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Serious / Re: Utah Introduces Legislation to Bring Back Firing Squads
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:11:09 AM »
This just in, Texas up to reinstate public crucifixion.

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:29:21 AM »

So the new update released and well, matches are a little quicker, get "can't connect to host errors", and really uneven teams >_>



heh

Is it working for anyone else?
>Not having platinum legendary nameplate.
I do have it, I just prefer the red one.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 3 is the best game in the MCC
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:53:35 PM »
Actually Halo 2 anniversary is the best, objectively.

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:45:39 PM »
Just once I'd like to buy a game and it not immediately be broken into shit.
Except 343 had no idea that this would happen. You can't figure out this shit until you've realized the game

They did have beta testers.  It's not like they didn't test it before launch.

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:44:08 PM »
How, just how? I have never seen this kind of  uneven team shit happening in any other Halo game? How the hell did 343i even manage to screw this up?

If I had to guess, it was a combination of a lack of coordination between the 4-5 devs while working under a 2 year deadline (they started late 2012).  It is strange how elementary the problems are though.  Like leaving in the ability for the host to kick or having more players than a lobby supports (5v5 in a 4v4 playlist for example) or games starting extremely uneven.  I'm kinda surpised by all the crashing and freezing as well.  Happened over a dozen times in just over a days worth of playing.

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 20, 2014, 08:08:47 PM »
According to the fanboys at Waypoint, the fact that people can play without updating their clients is greatly to blame.

If it's true people need to get their shit together.  I got into another uneven lobby and it was a 7v1 against me.  I was gonna see what happened and waited.  Apparently they wait till the vote screen to fix the teams so if that happens just wait.  I got into the match and it crashed though :/

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Gaming / MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 20, 2014, 07:59:47 PM »
So the new update released and well, matches are a little quicker, get "can't connect to host errors", and really uneven teams >_>



heh

Is it working for anyone else?

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Serious / Re: Sexual Assaults on US College Campuses.
« on: November 20, 2014, 07:44:06 PM »
LOL THIS THREAD

Kinder thinking the solution is to give everybody a gun

10/10 Flood action
Got any suggestions then? Talk shit all you want, but I at least put a logical suggestion out. I don't see you helping the issue what so ever

The purse is a horrible place for a gun.  If someone runs up and starts fighting for your purse you can't get your weapon.  If they get your purse then they also get your weapon.  It's not a great place for a gun.  In the OP the girl was in the dark and had a person hold each limb.  A weapon would have useless to her too.

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Serious / Re: Sexual Assaults on US College Campuses.
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:08:55 PM »
LOL @ anyone thinking I'm condoning rape.

I just said I would never snitch on a friend. Thats all.

Even if that friend raped someone?

Even if he murdered someone.
So, now you're condoning murder.

Okay.

Oh yeah. Thats totally condoning it.

Well yeah, condone by definition is accept or allow so inaction is essentially permission.


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Serious / Re: Sexual Assaults on US College Campuses.
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:04:09 PM »
LOL @ anyone thinking I'm condoning rape.

I just said I would never snitch on a friend. Thats all.

Even if that friend raped someone?

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The Flood / Re: Seriously, how much does Santa weigh?
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:53:10 PM »
It doesn't matter how much you weigh when you got a magic sleigh ;D

2116
The Flood / Re: It never gets old.
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:51:59 PM »
Aw come on Frank, too soon

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The Flood / Re: Since some of you have been constantly bitching
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:50:05 PM »
Argh show me your treasure chest and your booty.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 3 is the best game in the MCC
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:47:04 PM »
Is the netcode and BR still shit in Halo 3 MCC?
depends if you're on dedicated servers or P2P.  Even on P2P it's not as bad as Halo 3's OG days.  I've only noticed the occassional blood shot.  ARs seem a lot better now that it registers more.

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The Flood / Re: >not knowing how to wash dishes in the year 2025
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:48:24 PM »
>When she cancels the dinner date

2120
Serious / Re: Do you admire anybody you disagree with?
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:43:45 PM »
Rosa Parks
MLK
Obama
Jesus
Kim Jong Un

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Serious / Re: Sexual Assaults on US College Campuses.
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:41:53 PM »
I mean..."don't rape people" is a pretty good thing to teach teens, too...

It's pretty obvious not to rape these people are just shit heads who don't care.

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ungh ya ungh yeah baby
uh you don't wanna step ta me
less you a model an ya name stephanie
Imma definitely bust a nut, let me grab the hammer and the vice grip
Ram ya pussy so hard ya begin to slir and stammer "oh that's a nice dick"
Just the tip bitch, I'll stick it in ya ass and make ya do a back flip

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Serious / Re: 3 wounded in shooting at FSU
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:46:57 PM »
We should arm the teachers.

Spoiler
Only if they are amputees though

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch supposedly out today
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:43:06 PM »
Hopefully it actually does fix the issues.

First multiplayer now campaign isn't saving my progress.  Hopefully they fix a lot of these.

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The Flood / Re: Girl gets the shit slapped out of her on a subway
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:20:12 AM »
This is why I'm not obligated to stop a fight.

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Gaming / Re: apparently today's tu for the mcc was delayed
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:52:25 PM »
Still enjoying Destiny until they fix the Broken Chief Collection
The Campaigns work fine.

They've had problems too.  People got black screens with a "untracked error", crashes, and mine just froze right now at the end of the midnight cutscene.  Hopefully it didn't lose my progress or I'm punching a baby.

Edit:  So it gave me the completion shield but my achievement progress is only at 97%.  What the frack?!

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Gaming / Re: apparently today's tu for the mcc was delayed
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:19:13 PM »
what the actual fuck, man
It was done to add in even more fixes.
i don't give a shit about more fixes. i can't even play
Maybe your Internet sucks? My search times are usually only 2 minutes

Well judging by waypoint you'd be in the minority.

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Serious / Re: Cringe Thread: Ferguson Edition
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:17:20 PM »
Nigga I put more caps in bitch asses than yo ass ever carried in Fallout, mutha fuqqa

My gangs the second coming of the black plague, call us G-bolas, killin erybody in her

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Serious / Re: Piracy
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:07:07 PM »
I pay for everything unless it's that's not for sale, say rap freestyles or leaked unreleased songs that never went up for sale.  I prefer having the physical content.

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The Flood / Doodlebob turned to rap under Rich Gang alias
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:29:18 AM »
YouTube


That third line obviously gives it away.

Spoiler
YouTube

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