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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:37:44 AM »
Break a window.

If it was my car I would.

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:37:02 AM »
Don't blame 5 hours of sleep. Thats a ton.
Maybe to an insomniac.

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:27:44 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:26:58 AM »
So, what now?
Got a friend picking me to go get spare key.

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:24:33 AM »
why are you that stupid

Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:23:28 AM »
How did you manage that?

>got about 5 hours sleep
>went to the store to get a CD and shop.
>Meijer didn't have it so I went to Target
>target said it didn't open till 9 so I went to the mall
>mall didn't open till 10
>Go to CD store
>"Not open till 10 am"
>Jimmies rustling
>Decide to wait at target
>pull in at 8:30
>Already open
>Son of bitch
>Get CD
>Go back to meijer
>Shop
>Go back to car
>Pull handle
>forgot to leave it unlocked
>Reach into pocket
>Nonono face
>Try other pockets
>Shitshitshitmypantsderpface
>Google how to pick lock
>watch tutorial
>go back in and buy supplies
>Level 10 lock pick skill
>Lock requires 75
>Shit
>Cry

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Gaming / Re: So Halo 4 was going to have killstreaks
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:15:14 AM »
>TFW everyone is having a fit over content that never saw the light of day

The mere thought of thinking it was a good enough to try is what makes it a big deal.

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The Flood / Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:12:05 AM »
Do it pussies

2049
Her music is trash.
Seriously overrated.
We know

But bewbs

Not worth hearing her whine about her failed marriage with some moron, in song.
>Not watching her music videos with the volume off
Stay bad

2050
Gaming / Re: Why is everyone in the MCC so Retarded?
« on: November 23, 2014, 10:46:22 PM »
Also I was just playing campaign solo with scoring on. And at the postgame carnage report at end of the mission it displayed my score twice and apparently the game then interpreted that as a Co-op match because it just gave me the achievements for beating a level in Co-op.

Fuckn lol.

Same here.

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 10:24:32 PM »


Look at my stats fgts!!!

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Highest campaign difficulty completed:  Heroic
lololololol stay bad you mad kid

2052
The Flood / Hey Cheat!!!!!
« on: November 23, 2014, 10:18:10 PM »
Hi the name's Booger, wanna catch a flick?

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Gaming / Re: Best next gen games at the moment? >.>
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:32:30 PM »
Well in Halo Search Lobby Collection I sat in the search lobby for 4 hours and attempted to hang myself from the excitement.

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:28:05 PM »
Invite me please I'll suck a dick if I have to just please just invite me
GT is ReallyNotGrapes join pls

Um why did you edit what I said???
sure
I can't join by the way, the option in the friends app is greyed out and you disappeared from the roster.  Getting pretty moist in my genital region right now.

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:25:29 PM »
Invite me please I'll suck a dick if I have to just please just invite me
GT is ReallyNotGrapes join pls

Um why did you edit what I said???

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:24:11 PM »
AYY OH AYY OH AYYY

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:17:51 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:07:44 PM »
Invite plz

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC game night thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 05:58:58 PM »
What's going on!? I just disconnected from the lobby.
MCC happened

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The Flood / Re: I'm the Nigel Thornberry of Frats
« on: November 23, 2014, 05:37:51 PM »
Hey Zero want to eat some onion paste?

Hyuck I sure do Stan Lee!

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An icy wind!

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The Flood / I'm the Nigel Thornberry of Frats
« on: November 23, 2014, 05:22:23 PM »
If a girl's unconscious I'm smashing

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:50:20 PM »
i already listed my copy on eBay. fuck that game.

Can't blame ya.  They really dropped this steak at our feet and stepped on it.

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The Flood / Re: Holy fuck this cgi is awful
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:43:22 PM »
Aye looks like I'm not the only one to notice.

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:15:55 PM »
I'll be back for this once I'm at my computer.

But seriously, I'm going to go through some of these after work and talk about them.
*waiting intensifies*
I'm not going to take a biased source like that seriously either. You can expect me to read through my Bible as well to see how legit these claims really are. Often times it'll come down to bad translations or misconceptions. You really need an expert to read the Bible. I know this as I've only recently become a practicing Christian and I can understand how hard it can be to read and fully understand the depth of the Bible, especially if you lack the faith.

Biased?  It lists contridictions from the bible and where they are, so please, go ahead show us how they are not contradictions.

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The Flood / Re: I got suspended from LIVE, WTF?!
« on: November 23, 2014, 10:37:53 AM »
I got banned for 4 asterisks in my bio because it could be taken as a cuss word.  It was my third ban so it was for a month too.

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The Flood / Re: Jurassic World Teaser Trailer
« on: November 23, 2014, 10:32:16 AM »
Is it me or does the CGI still look the same after 15 years?

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 23, 2014, 10:08:57 AM »
I'll be back for this once I'm at my computer.

But seriously, I'm going to go through some of these after work and talk about them.


*waiting intensifies*

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"Religion of peace"
If they're religious, why the hell are they shooting up people?
I swear terrorists are idiots.
Because they are not actually religious. They simply use it as a means to send their send their perverted and atrocious ideas to the masses. The Quran actually states things that go against what these jihadists want people to think

http://www.answering-islam.org/Green/onbible.htm
Ha!

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Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

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Quran (9:5) - "So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them."
Barbary Wars anyone?

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Quran (4:95) - "Not equal are those believers who sit (at home) and receive no hurt, and those who strive and fight in the cause of Allah with their goods and their persons. Allah hath granted a grade higher to those who strive and fight with their goods and persons than to those who sit (at home). Unto all (in Faith) Hath Allah promised good: But those who strive and fight Hath He distinguished above those who sit (at home) by a special reward,-"  This passage criticizes "peaceful"

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm

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