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Gaming / Re: Why does everyone hate the Xbox One so much?
« on: January 23, 2015, 04:06:59 PM »
Party chat connectivity is shit.  And I have to fiddle my controller to open my NAT every time I get on.

Did you tell Microsoft about this issue?
What are they gonna do?
Not fix it :^)
Exactly ;)

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Gaming / Re: Why does everyone hate the Xbox One so much?
« on: January 23, 2015, 04:02:25 PM »
Party chat connectivity is shit.  And I have to fiddle my controller to open my NAT every time I get on.

Did you tell Microsoft about this issue?
What are they gonna do?

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Gaming / Re: Why does everyone hate the Xbox One so much?
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:55:12 PM »
Party chat connectivity is shit.  And I have to fiddle my controller to open my NAT every time I get on.

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The Flood / Re: Name something you notice about another user.
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:32:58 PM »
Your memes are dank.

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Serious / Re: Can animals have rights?
« on: January 23, 2015, 02:28:41 PM »
I think sentient animals deserve certain rights, like not to be tortured or abused.  Spiders though... fuck spiders.

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Serious / Re: California rapper faces 25 years to life for his lyrics
« on: January 23, 2015, 02:00:09 PM »
Oh you mention holding a gun in a song so that means you must have.  I'd be so shitty.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:47:11 AM »
What are all these bumps?
They are genital warts, you may want see a doctor about them.
You told me you were clean asshole!

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?
« on: January 23, 2015, 07:53:33 AM »
What are all these bumps?

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Serious / Re: Mother outraged at "satanic symbol" on school bus
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:02:45 PM »
And a God that needs to be feared, isn't loving.
You need to feel fear every once in a while to truly appreciate the love.


that's why i beat my cat
That's why I beat my girlfriend.

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Serious / Re: Mother outraged at "satanic symbol" on school bus
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:52:09 PM »
And a God that needs to be feared, isn't loving.
You need to feel fear every once in a while to truly appreciate the love.

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Gaming / Re: How can I get the blue flaming helmet for Halo Reach?
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:42:39 PM »
You gotta love armor lock and suckin cock.

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The Flood / I think someone just prank called me.g
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:54:29 PM »
I just got a call from a supposed judge with a golden voice saying someone gave my name as being an enabler of underage drinking on New Years eve.  I started interupting asking "what's my name?" and he hung up.  Called him back and he answered and I could hear him breathe so I said "ya fiddle your ass bitch" and he hung up again. 

Ever been prank called before?
How was your experience?

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Gaming / Re: 343 to beta test patch for MCC
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:52:45 PM »
I don't see a problem with this.
If it works I'll be glad.  It's just that the game was so broken this is what it's come to.

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Gaming / Re: 343 to beta test patch for MCC
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:50:20 PM »
Hopefully MCC is fixed soon.

I was playing it last night, and while it is fucked up, I still had tons of fun on it.


It doesn't seem too bad. If I search BTB, I can generally get a game within 5 minutes.
Sounds better than what my friend and I had.  We played a few matches in Halo 3 and then we decided to switch to the team slayer playlist and it went downhill from there.  Only a few minutes into the game,  one of us would get black screen back to the main menu, that happened about three times, so we decided to try big team they didn't find anybody after several minutes, so we went back to team slayer.  Had multiple black screen issues again. We tried to play campaign, we got to the end of infinity and as soon as we both of us got into the mantises my friend's MCC crashed.  After that we both just got off.

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The Flood / Re: I had a dream
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:29:02 PM »
Were you naked?

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I have those same jeans.
My only complaint is there isn't enough space in the front for my silly willy.

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Masculine men don't suit those, gay or not.
You don't know fabulous.

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The results just came back and the doctor said I do in fact have gay jeans.


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Gaming / 343 to beta test patch for MCC
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:11:50 AM »
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/01/21/343-beta-testing-halo-the-master-chief-collection-39-s-next-content-update.aspx

Never heard of a beta for a patch before.  343 leading the industry here.
Anyways, it's gonna be Friday, January 23-Jan. 26th, and be about 1-2gigs.  Only for xbox preview members in North America.  I actually hope this fixes shit considering the last patch made it to where matchmaking crashes more and may as well be unplayable again.

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Serious / Re: Thought Experiment: God living among us?
« on: January 21, 2015, 08:01:22 PM »
A God capable of being bored would be no God.

Then again, a God incapable of being bored would be no God.

Maximal greatness is a logically broken concept.
A good point

However, when we use cheat codes in video games, are we not Gods ourselves? How come we get bored with unlimited power? Is it because its still limited and not enough, or that no matter how powerful and perfect you are, you can't be perfect?
Except cheat codes aren't unlimited.  Mods are but they can't be made instantly and can be time consuming.

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The Flood / Re: Post something funny assholes
« on: January 21, 2015, 08:53:23 AM »






Am I the only one who gets the Mark Whalberg joke?
It's because he really hates Vietnamese people
LOL

Nah it's because when he was young he beat up these two Vietnamese guys for no reason and said "Outta my way Vietnam fucking shits". Everybody found out about it recently because he reached out to guy to apologize to expunge the crime from his record because it was stopping him from doing some business deal.
Him and a friend chased black people on their bikes at 14 too.  He wants to be a cop.

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The Flood / Re: new england patriots cheated (again)
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:21:06 AM »
I'm still hoping we get a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction though during the halftime show.

I'm still hoping we get a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction though during the halftime show.

I'm still hoping we get a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction though during the halftime show.

I'm still hoping we get a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction though during the halftime show.

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The Flood / Re: Body Weight Fitness - Noob
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:50:34 PM »
Keep a log of every thing you eat and how much you drink and weigh and measure yourself weekly.  This way you'll be able to see what does and doesn't work and adjust accordingly.  Get at least 8 hours sleep.

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Serious / Re: What do you do when you're feeling upset?
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:08:41 PM »
Surprised no one said fap yet.

Meditate, read, or distract myself.

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Gaming / Re: Ok now i'm starting to fucking hate 343i
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:05:27 PM »
Them not properly patching MCC 3 months after release is making me hate them.

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Gaming / Re: Prepare for cringe
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:00:15 PM »

Wow she's so hot. I wish I could see her naked.
The internet is a wonderful place to explore knowledge and find pictures of naked famous people.  Use this knowledge to your advantage.

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Serious / Re: Was Jesus's Cruxifixction a true sacrifice?
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:56:21 PM »
I guess it would be redundant to remind you that God doesn't exist.
I'm asking this under the assumption that he does.

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Serious / Re: Was Jesus's Cruxifixction a true sacrifice?
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:21:07 PM »

And also, why does knowledge of the aftermath of His death keep His death from being a sacrifice?
He still had to go through the suffering. The knowledge of what your actions do don't negate what you are doing.
Would you be more or less willing to die if you knew it was only temporary as opposed to permenant?

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That's like saying: you know that if you hold off a gunman and die, the people you are with will escape and survive. So you dying is no longer a sacrifice. You do the exact same action, the only difference is you have the knowledge of the aftermath.
For it to be a fair comparison, I would know that I would be resurrected after holding off the gunman.  I'd say the knowledge of coming back would increase my boldness in wagering my life, it removes the consequence of death.

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What determines an act as sacrifice? The lack of knowledge that what you are doing is worth it?
The "book definition" of Sacrifice is: offer or kill as a religious sacrifice.
In Jesus's case, knowing you will be resurrected in a few days and in the mean time dick around in paradise sharing rule with his father.  He also gained the ability to travel between heaven and earth and no longer being restricted by his human side.
The sacrifice I was looking at was: 
"an act of giving up something valued for the sake of something else regarded as more important or worthy".  Does sacrificing the life of a carpenter to become immortal and rule over another realm for eternity with people praising you seem like a loss?  It's not like he damned himself to suffer the fate of sinners burning in hell for eternity to allow people to go to heaven.   

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Serious / Was Jesus's Cruxifixction a true sacrifice?
« on: January 19, 2015, 08:20:32 PM »
Considering he is God in the flesh, did he not foresee his resurrection shortly after death, or give himself infinite pain tolerance?  Even if he didn't, dying still doesn't seem like bad thing for him seeing as once he died he got to go to heaven, which is a paradise, to jointly rule and further unlock more of his abilities.  He didn't really lose anything besides some time on earth in human form and gained lots from it.

Is it moral to push others responsibility on to a person and punish them for others misdeeds?

Also, doesn't God contridict himself sacrificing his son when he condemned it through out the OT?

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Deuteronomy 18:9-12: When you enter the land the LORD your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in the fire...Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD, and because of these detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you.
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Deuteronomy 12:31: You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods.

Then there's the prophecies in Ezekiel of a future temple, which are accepted by scholars, both Christian and Jewish, to refer to the messianic age.  Contained in the description of the operations of this future temple are references to a fully re-established and functioning animal sacrificial system (Ezekiel 43). If Jesus's sacrifice on the cross was supposed to be the final and perfect sacrifice, rendering animal sacrifices obsolete and ineffective, why would such sacrifices be required in the future messianic age?

In Jeremiah 31, the coming of a "New Covenant" is mentioned, which is interpreted as referring to the coming of Jesus and his death on the cross. Jeremiah 33 provides another OT confirmation that the "obsolete" sacrificial system will be reinstalled in the future messianic age.

Why is this?

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:46:39 PM »
Cock sock 5000

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