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« on: March 02, 2015, 09:17:01 PM »
You see flood, I have math finals tomorrow and I spent 6 hours studying and needed a breathe of fresh air. I went out back and I was bird watching on my back patio when I farted unlike any other fart in the histories existence of rectum trumpeting. It dematerialized my fucking cargo shorts and my butt funnel prolapsed so hard that it looked like a flesh tree grew up from the ground, up my asshole, with my g-spot sticking out like lone branch. Outta no where my dog Sparky runs up and starts licking my g-spot and turns me on. My step mom walks out to see the source of the glass shattering boom. I turned to her, with the creepiest grin imaginable, though not consciously, but through a moment of sexual ecstasy. I rotate on my meaty pedestal and slowly start stroking my bone. Her eyes widen in horror before being enveloped in a sea of splooge.
There was a knock at the front door, my brother answers it. It was a Mormon, "Hello young sir, do you have a moment to talk abo- JESUS CHRIST!" they both got swept away by my splooge sea.
Jogging on the sidewalk just a block away from home with our other dog, Sea Biscuit, my father watches in jaw dropping terror as his wife, son, Sparky, and a stranger explode away from the house carried in a seamen's sea of semen. Sea Biscuit shits right there and starts dragging his ass on pavement grinning. My dad turns to run but gets swallowed almost immediately.
"Here lies a man of many talents" said the pastor at Leonard Nimoy's funeral procession. Just then, a tree cracking explosion paused the event. Up the hill everyone gawked. They looked at the mandible hang inducing catacyclism of formula A 28 chromosome baby formula bursting through the tree's. "Aw Hell NO" said Samuel L. Jackson, "That's THAT BULLSHIT!". A homeless man, Glenn Beck, shouts "It's the government, I called it" before dropping his pants, shitting, and wiping his ass on the ground grinning. The crowd scattered to escape but they were all consumed.
Now my question is, what is X?
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« on: March 02, 2015, 08:25:24 PM »
Got a little question for the theologians here <.<
Why does the old testament god demand blood sacrifices and why does the new testament god not? Or am I missing something here?
Before Christ, you gave a "sin offering" of a lamb.
Jesus is the ultimate "sin offering", hence being called the "Lamb of God".
Old Testament was before Christ, New Testament was before during and after His time.
Well what if I value the life of an innocent creature above saving my own hide to get into the afterlife?
Does that count for something or does it not satiate khorne enough?
Because regardless of the bible's teachings, I wouldn't kill an animal to get into any afterlife. Meatbags, maybe. But not animals.
Traditional beliefs from Christianity/Judaic religions was that God gave animals and the world for Man to do whatever he wants with. Hence why the life of a cow, goat, sheep, etc. didn't matter to them more than as something to use.
This is theorized, iirc, to be in part why plenty of people today act the same way not giving a shit about the land or the planet and just doing whatever they want they seem valuable with it.
Define "plenty".
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« on: March 02, 2015, 05:33:46 PM »
1234
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:45:49 PM »
If you close your eyes while watching it sounds likes two white guys wearing black face.
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« on: March 02, 2015, 01:46:32 PM »
1236
« on: March 02, 2015, 01:43:23 PM »
You guys get upset about anything .-.
Yeah I guess Nazi police are something we should be happy about. It might ruin the Nazi fetish people have because it'll get associated with police.
I think he might be talking about the arguing over the source.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 03:53:01 PM »
Where did you see that we're not?
We're even allowed to post porn here.
I remember Jim saying something about it.
Jim posted child porn.
Did cheat report him and is he now living in fear of dropping soap?
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« on: March 01, 2015, 03:50:40 PM »
None, don't watch pornography.
That's cool man. But if I don't bust a nut everyday I don't think straight.
1239
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:46:35 PM »
Mine's blow job fart slips.
1240
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:34:16 PM »
The one that isn't in a rush.
I'm in a rush for those wizard powers. I inject speed everyday to get the days over sooner.
1241
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:31:34 PM »
My main is on Eredar.
1242
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:10:09 PM »
Women are better than men.
They're weaker physically and highly emotional.
Don't forget CHEESY VAGINA'S
1243
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:07:41 PM »
Well I went from cute kid to fat teen with a bowl cut. Now I'm heading towards sexy young man.
1244
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:01:14 PM »
Camnator, we played Halo Wars and Halo 4 and wrecked face.
1245
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:58:52 AM »
Pew Die Pie, Jenna Marbles (I'd still fuck her though), the new cast on Sourcefed, and pretty much everyone I ain't subscribed to.
I also hate the "prank" channels where they just fuck with people then put a click bait title and thumb nail. Just once I want to see one of the fuckers shot.
who actually watches sourcefed? That shit is purified cancer.
I liked Joe Beretta and that fat guy on their table talks, other than them I agree.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 11:55:39 AM »
Unless society gets reset I don't think so.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 11:53:02 AM »
Pew Die Pie, Jenna Marbles (I'd still fuck her though), the new cast on Sourcefed, and pretty much everyone I ain't subscribed to.
I also hate the "prank" channels where they just fuck with people then put a click bait title and thumb nail. Just once I want to see one of the fuckers shot.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:51:38 PM »
I'm not forcing anything. You guys are just being stubborn.
And here we go.
It's a yes or no answer. If you don't believe then you're atheists. I don't think I can explain it much simpler.
And when you ask me this yes or no question, my answer will always be 'maybe'. That's my final decision. I have no good reason to think one way or another regarding such an intangible concept. Demanding that I do isn't going to make me any more inclined to choose black or white.
Listen here you special snowflake aka Jaden Smith, atheism is the lack of belief, so if you do not have a positive belief in a deity you are atheist, more specifically an agnostic atheist.
Except I'm not atheist. I hereby declare that I'm not, seeing as how it's my decision to make and not yours, that I am not atheist.
I also declare that I do not actively follow any particular faith.
Instead, I look at both sides of the argument, nod once, and turn around to leave, calmly giving the finger as I strut away.
That's cool snowflake, but then you're just avoiding the question. You can say you're not, but if you don't believe in any deities then by definition, whether you wanna accept it or not, you are atheist.
Except I'm not atheist. I hereby declare that I'm not, seeing as how it's my decision to make and not yours.
It's remarkable that I have to repeat myself even after I dumbed it down to the elementary level.
And again, you saying you're not doesn't make it true. It's about as simple as a white person refusing to acknowledge their skin tone. By definition they are still white.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:46:37 PM »
I'm not forcing anything. You guys are just being stubborn.
And here we go.
It's a yes or no answer. If you don't believe then you're atheists. I don't think I can explain it much simpler.
And when you ask me this yes or no question, my answer will always be 'maybe'. That's my final decision. I have no good reason to think one way or another regarding such an intangible concept. Demanding that I do isn't going to make me any more inclined to choose black or white.
Listen here you special snowflake aka Jaden Smith, atheism is the lack of belief, so if you do not have a positive belief in a deity you are atheist, more specifically an agnostic atheist.
Except I'm not atheist. I hereby declare that I'm not, seeing as how it's my decision to make and not yours, that I am not atheist.
I also declare that I do not actively follow any particular faith.
Instead, I look at both sides of the argument, nod once, and turn around to leave, calmly giving the finger as I strut away.
You're just avoiding the question. You can say you're not, but if you don't believe in any deities then by definition, whether you wanna accept it or not, you are atheist.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:40:06 PM »
I'm not forcing anything. You guys are just being stubborn.
And here we go.
It's a yes or no answer. If you don't believe then you're atheists. I don't think I can explain it much simpler.
And when you ask me this yes or no question, my answer will always be 'maybe'. That's my final decision. I have no good reason to think one way or another regarding such an intangible concept. Demanding that I do isn't going to make me any more inclined to choose black or white.
Atheism is the lack of belief, so if you do not have a positive belief in a deity you are atheist, more specifically an agnostic atheist.
1251
« on: February 28, 2015, 10:33:41 PM »
At this point in my life I'm undesided with the argument. I'd like to believe in something greater but I'm also not going to devote much time to it.
If you lack belief then you're atheist.
Agnostic Christian- I believe in the god of the bible as my lord and savior but I don't think his existence can be proven or disproven.
Agnostic Atheist- I do not have any beliefs in any deity(s) but I do not think it can be proven or disproven.
I don't really lack belief in any god. Just because you don't put much thought or practice into a god doesn't mean that I'm atheist. For me it isn't clear cut that you have be a theist or an atheiest.
Also if I was a clear cut theist I doubt I'd be Christian. I would have my own beliefs that aren't set in stone.
If you don't lack belief then that means you do have faith. "I don't put thought into this" is just question dodging. It really is that clear cut. You can't be kinda pregnant. You either are or you aren't. Christianity was just an example. You could be an agnostic Deist as well.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:28:47 PM »
Middle ground is just fence sitting.
Theological Switzerland is the best place to be, though.
Not really. A fight/war is different than belief in a god. If you don't actively believe most god's will punish you anyway. It's not like you get to the heavenly gates and be like "Yo god I know I didn't believe in you but I never said I didn't either ;^)" and that'll be okay. If you're doing it for that it essentially turns into Pascal's wager. Switzerland's fence sitting is only okay cause there is no serious conflict to them or their alllies.
Yeah, but right now there's no direct consequences. So theological Switzerland it still the best place to be. We have wine, cheese, and scantily-clad women, as opposed to Christians having blind faith, and atheists having self-satisfaction in assuming they're any less irritating than Christians.
If you don't believe there's consequences then you're atheist...just an agnostic one.
right now there's no direct consequences
Exactly how did you get 'I don't believe there's consequences' out of this? I'm just saying, there's no need to choose a 'side' right now, and I see no reason why I should be forced to, so why bother? Whether or not God exists has never been relevant to me, so I haven't given it much thought. And, apparently, neither has Rinev
Which is why I'm utterly baffled that you're trying to force a dichotomy when there is most definitely a clear middle ground for those of us who don't give a damn.
I'm not forcing anything. It's a yes or no answer. If you don't believe then you're atheists. I don't think I can explain it much simpler.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:13:30 PM »
Middle ground is just fence sitting.
Theological Switzerland is the best place to be, though.
Not really. A fight/war is different than belief in a god. If you don't actively believe most god's will punish you anyway. It's not like you get to the heavenly gates and be like "Yo god I know I didn't believe in you but I never said I didn't either ;^)" and that'll be okay. If you're doing it for that it essentially turns into Pascal's wager. Switzerland's fence sitting is only okay cause there is no serious conflict to them or their alllies.
Yeah, but right now there's no direct consequences. So theological Switzerland it still the best place to be. We have wine, cheese, and scantily-clad women, as opposed to Christians having blind faith, and atheists having self-satisfaction in assuming they're any less irritating than Christians.
If you don't believe there's consequences then you're atheist...just an agnostic one.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:10:34 PM »
At this point in my life I'm undesided with the argument. I'd like to believe in something greater but I'm also not going to devote much time to it.
If you lack belief then you're atheist. Agnostic Christian- I believe in the god of the bible as my lord and savior but I don't think his existence can be proven or disproven. Agnostic Atheist- I do not have any beliefs in any deity(s) but I do not think it can be proven or disproven.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 10:05:32 PM »
Middle ground is just fence sitting.
Theological Switzerland is the best place to be, though.
Not really. A fight/war is different than belief in a god. If you don't actively believe most god's will punish you anyway. It's not like you get to the heavenly gates and be like "Yo god I know I didn't believe in you but I never said I didn't either ;^)" and that'll be okay. If you're doing it for that it essentially turns into Pascal's wager. Switzerland's fence sitting is only okay cause there is no serious conflict to them or their alllies.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 09:47:15 PM »
It stuff like this that makes me glad I'm agnostic.
If you don't believe in a god then you're an atheist. You're simply an agnostic atheist. Agnosticism refers to knowledge where as faith relies on belief. You don't believe it's possible to prove or disprove god and that that knowledge is unknowable, but you can be a religious agnostic or atheist agnostic still.
I didn't say that I didn't believe in a god. I'm pretty much right in the middle on the entire thing. I just meant all the arguing on personal beliefs.
If you don't not believe then you believe. Faith is active so if you don't actively believe in a deity then you lack belief. Middle ground is just fence sitting. If I asked you if an argument was convincing or not, would you say "It was neither convincing nor unconvincing"? It's really a non-answer.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 09:37:54 PM »
Do you have sex everyday? 3 times seems like a lot after a while, especially since you say your sessions last 3 hours.
OT: I place their satisfaction above mine.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 09:34:21 PM »
It stuff like this that makes me glad I'm agnostic.
If you don't believe in a god then you're an atheist. You're simply an agnostic atheist. Agnosticism refers to knowledge where as faith relies on belief. You don't believe it's possible to prove or disprove god and that that knowledge is unknowable, but you can be a religious agnostic or atheist agnostic still.
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« on: February 28, 2015, 07:46:42 PM »
lol
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« on: February 28, 2015, 03:53:05 PM »
I noticed I been dreaming a lot more as well. Gook Text seemed to explain it pretty well though.
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