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1081
« on: April 26, 2015, 03:16:34 PM »
So would this change our collective view on global warming? If it's proved true to be exaggerated.
Well from my understanding they just made the gaps bigger, but the trend is still headed upward.
1082
« on: April 26, 2015, 08:20:29 AM »
Indiana son!
1083
« on: April 25, 2015, 06:50:14 PM »
Interestingly enough, my friend just mentioned his brother getting him into Berserk yesterday.
1084
« on: April 25, 2015, 06:48:52 PM »
 >Otherkin frat initiation
1085
« on: April 25, 2015, 06:38:31 PM »
weiner smothered in peanut butter
You shitbag.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
1086
« on: April 25, 2015, 04:25:09 PM »
weiner smothered in peanut butter
1087
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:58:20 PM »
"Two in the pink, one in the stink" - Mother Teresa
1088
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:53:54 PM »
If a women claims rape and calls the media or publically shames a man before contacting police she loses all credibility.
1089
« on: April 23, 2015, 04:28:33 PM »
I can't afford an actual flesh light so I fill a Pringles can with flarp. It has an authentic queefing sound.
1090
« on: April 23, 2015, 10:18:45 AM »
I'd find it hard not to drive through them GTA style.
1091
« on: April 22, 2015, 02:47:09 PM »
Like $120 for unlimited calls and text and 1GB of data
$120 per what?
Month
You are being Fucked in the ass, no lube.
#livin'in'merica
Where we pay $50 for 10mb internet
What's that make me if I pay $60 for 3mb?
1092
« on: April 22, 2015, 02:32:34 PM »
I use Ting as a pay as you go. I average about $17 per month.
1093
« on: April 21, 2015, 07:48:09 PM »
I feel xenoverse is over hyped.
1094
« on: April 21, 2015, 07:42:13 PM »
*Cringes*
Besides, God knows everything, we don't.
There wasn't anything cringey about it.
Besides, God isn't real, we are.
This might be shocking news to you, but humans have these things called opinions.
and, shockingly enough, opinions can be wrong.
the idea that people worship a levantine war god as the singular, all-powerful deity is laughable. its almost as funny as someone who still sacrifices goats to apollo.
So you're saying that...no one sacrifices goats to Apollo anymore? Shit.
i mean, you could still do it. im sure you'd be rewarded with his favor, being the first person in like, forever to even acknowledge him. he'll probably send a plague after your enemies or teach you how to play good music or something
And the added fact that Apollo is bae
I always wanna ram my scrotum into your avatars.
1095
« on: April 20, 2015, 03:44:14 PM »
I'm the opposite. I've been disappointed or unable to find enjoyment outta any games. I'm selling all my xboxs and games now.
1096
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:17:23 AM »
I see Covenant construction took from the human aluminum can manufacturing process.
1097
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:35:41 PM »
Getting feltched by your pastor then begging for forgiveness in the confessional for secretly liking it.
1098
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:32:39 PM »
Watching Ellen in a snuggie.
1099
« on: April 19, 2015, 06:32:38 PM »
My mother and I have been estranged from each other for a while. She suffers from some sort of psychosis and it makes it hard to be around her. She refuses help and it hurts too much to be around her any more. My dad's got a short temper with strong convictions so simple discussions can get him pissed and yelling. I don't think I've ever had a deep conversation with him because of it.
1100
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:49:54 AM »
Exchange a valued good or service for currency.
1101
« on: April 18, 2015, 06:47:46 PM »
I get the Eddies 1/2 fat Butter Pecan and spread natural Jif PB across it.
What's the point of 1/2 fat ice cream?
Doesn't taste as good
I don't do it for health benefits, I just think it tastes good. I eat the whole 1.5 pint and about 3-4 big scoops of peanut butter.
1102
« on: April 18, 2015, 02:21:30 PM »
I get the Eddies 1/2 fat Butter Pecan and spread natural Jif PB across it.
At dairy queen I get the Peanut Buster Parfait.
1103
« on: April 18, 2015, 09:28:06 AM »
♥ stephen fry
wasn't he supposed to have a debate with russell brand over this very subject
I think it was Peter Hitchens but Peter got butt hurt over something and backed out of the debate. Okay never mind I was thinking of this http://www.varsity.co.uk/news/8061
1104
« on: April 18, 2015, 09:22:49 AM »
6'2" 190lbs
1105
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:48:44 AM »
>Click bait
Kill yourself
Flee's country has the biggest dicks in Western Europe. 
But isn't it funny how tiny American dicks are? I guess that's the price of freedom.
Not my problem, I got a 7+ inch super cock, so I'm good.
Fun fact: 7 inches is what everyone claims to have.
Fun Fact: I measured it.
Pressing the ruler in or measuring from underneath doesn't count
Actually I used your mum's esophagus.
wow
That's exactly what she said when I whipped it out.
1106
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:43:14 AM »
>Click bait
Kill yourself
Flee's country has the biggest dicks in Western Europe.
But isn't it funny how tiny American dicks are? I guess that's the price of freedom.
Not my problem, I got a 7+ inch super cock, so I'm good.
Fun fact: 7 inches is what everyone claims to have.
Fun Fact: I measured it.
Pressing the ruler in or measuring from underneath doesn't count
Actually I used your mum's esophagus.
1107
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:39:19 AM »
>Click bait
Kill yourself
Flee's country has the biggest dicks in Western Europe.
But isn't it funny how tiny American dicks are? I guess that's the price of freedom.
Not my problem, I got a 7+ inch super cock, so I'm good.
Fun fact: 7 inches is what everyone claims to have.
Fun Fact: I measured it.
1108
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:15:36 AM »
>Click bait
Kill yourself
Flee's country has the biggest dicks in Western Europe.
But isn't it funny how tiny American dicks are? I guess that's the price of freedom.
Not my problem, I got a 7+ inch super cock, so I'm good.
1109
« on: April 14, 2015, 03:18:13 PM »
Nope, I'm like the hunch back of notredamnnigga
He's such a SexyBarracuda Why's his ex look like a hairy Buddah I fucked her pussy, it queefed like a blarin tuba So I used an extra tube of lube then put on a scuba Went so deep I seen a coral reef Or as my doctor later said, a wall of vaginal yeast
1110
« on: April 14, 2015, 02:58:07 PM »
Gayer than Richard Simons
Lets say a prayer for Lemön
His life's rough and he's not so good with women
I had it tough but that's not situation I eva been in
Keep at it son, eventually them gears be spinnin
As long as you suckin dick you best be repentin
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