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The Flood / Only Plebs Snowboard
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:22:45 PM »
Ski Master race is best master race.

Bow down you snowboarding plebs.

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Serious / Re: So it turns out ISIS hops their dudes up on amphetamines
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:30:00 PM »
Hashish was used quite heavily by the Shia Muslim sect called the Hassassins when they went on their assassination projects.

I swear I've heard this from Eddie Izzard...thing is he's a comedian, not a historian.
No this is actual historical fact and can be read in wikipedia. Hell it is why they got the name hassassins.

I would just add, it's not just a wikipedia fact <.<

It is documented in various history texts and the like. Although it was my understanding that Hashish was made from opiates and not Cannabis.
I am not exactly sure but it coukd be opiates. I know the last time i looked hashish was a cannaboid. But maybe i am wrong.

No, you were correct heh.
I was just confusing it with opiates because of the prevalence of them in the middle east (Poppy fields etc)
Funny thing is that the middle east is where most of these drugs propagated and became popular during the golden age of Islam. From Marijuana to Coffee etc. And now it is banned there. Marijuana if i am right was used heavily by scholars during the earlier days. Actually i think a better discussion would be the history of mind altering drugs and where they originated and gain popularity.

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The Flood / Re: Booty
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:20:20 PM »
too big

What tongue is this? I can't comprehend.

Does not feel properly proportional for a bit. Now remove the contortion and let me look at the whole body and i will tell you if it looks great. Also i wonder if people enhance their booties the same way they do with Boobs.

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The Flood / Re: Goddamn Kurds
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:19:03 PM »
Sigh with all those toys and and the air campaign and they still cannot route out the ISIS in Kobane.

Sometimes it is not toys that help you win but battle capabilities, which ISIS is the only among the whole rebel groups that is capable of. Their organization and cohesion is the best which is why they are a formidable foe. But once Assad focuses his forces on them, poof they will die.

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The Flood / Re: Booty
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:16:57 PM »
Booty


Dunno the body being contorted makes the ass look a bit too big. Like a problem. Also i bet this is not Isara. Because that is who i am.

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Serious / Re: So it turns out ISIS hops their dudes up on amphetamines
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:43:26 PM »
Hashish was used quite heavily by the Shia Muslim sect called the Hassassins when they went on their assassination projects.

I swear I've heard this from Eddie Izzard...thing is he's a comedian, not a historian.
No this is actual historical fact and can be read in wikipedia. Hell it is why they got the name hassassins.

I would just add, it's not just a wikipedia fact <.<

It is documented in various history texts and the like. Although it was my understanding that Hashish was made from opiates and not Cannabis.
I am not exactly sure but it coukd be opiates. I know the last time i looked hashish was a cannaboid. But maybe i am wrong.

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Serious / Re: So it turns out ISIS hops their dudes up on amphetamines
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:35:19 PM »
Hashish was used quite heavily by the Shia Muslim sect called the Hassassins when they went on their assassination projects.

I swear I've heard this from Eddie Izzard...thing is he's a comedian, not a historian.
No this is actual historical fact and can be read in wikipedia. Hell it is why they got the name hassassins.

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The Flood / Re: today i'm 18.
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:44:23 PM »
Also nice avatar. Remind me of Death Note, was it L?

Anyway Happy Birthday.

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The Flood / Re: today i'm 18.
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:43:42 PM »
Now you are legal for the rest of us guys. Here is some lube prepare your anus.

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Serious / Re: So it turns out ISIS hops their dudes up on amphetamines
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:47:19 PM »
. If i remember correct one of the best robberies in NA was done by a man and a couple kids high on  weed.
I can assure you, being high on pot is not an advantage when committing a robbery
Actually it does, because of a couple reasons, mainly that at a certain dosage you are more calm during the instance. Hashish was used quite heavily by the Shia Muslim sect called the Hassassins when they went on their assassination projects.

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The Flood / Re: I was sexually harrassed today
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:32:51 PM »
See a woman using her laptop in the airport
I notice it has stopped working
My oppressive male heart fills with sadistic malice towards her
I walk up to her, grinning with savage glee
Shock and horror fills her face as she sees me looming over her
Her eyes brim with tears
She cowers and begs “P-please don’t, sir…”
My engorging penis begins to rip the seams of my pants as I leer and say “Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing you’re having computer troubles. If you don’t mind, I’m sure I could fix them.”
Her eyes downcast, she mumbles “o-okay”
I savagely take her computer and begin to fix the rather simple problem as tears stream down her face
All the men around me begin laughing evilly and hooting like wild apes of Borneo, reveling in her oppression
I hand it back to her, saying darkly that it should be working now
Testosterone fueled ecstasy fills me as I watch her spirit crumble
She weakly takes it from my strong male grip
All the women in the airport are now forced on their knees from the oppression in the air
Defeated, broken, she feebly sobs “Thank you” as the last of her independence disappears
As I go to catch my flight, I smugly reply “It was my privilege”
Copypasta or not?

Cause it is a great post.

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Serious / Re: So it turns out ISIS hops their dudes up on amphetamines
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:31:25 PM »
Doping has been known to be a create asset in war, from the Hassasins to modern era military. If i am right some armies including the US use drugs. If i remember correct one of the best robberies in NA was done by a man and a couple kids high on  weed. It has an effect that allows people to do what they would not do sober.

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Serious / Re: Obama's Syria strategy is failing
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:29:21 PM »
Syria has now fallen to Assad.

The rebels may have land but when Tiger comes they run. Everyone fears Tiger and his men.

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The Flood / Re: I was harassed by the patriarchy today
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:47:48 AM »
Is this a parody of the feminazis?

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The Flood / Re: My mate and I came up with a new word for vagina
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:46:50 AM »
"Spooge".

And when you get a girl wet by playing with her spooge, you get her all "spoogey".

I think it'll catch on.
Spooge, spooge, spooge, spoogey spooge.

It could have dirty connotations.

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The Flood / FinnaRage
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:46:02 AM »
Let us Riot

Is a company that starts up parties that are over the top and if a riot occurs they do not face any repercussions.

Op-Ed

Responsible for a riot in East Carolina

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The Flood / Re: Harassed on the Street
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:18:30 AM »
You want someone to talk to?

I am here for you.
It was just awful! I never asked for any of it, but they wouldn't stop!

I am curious. Was it the same people continuously harassing you or was it many different people throughout your time there? If it was similar people, you should have told them to fuck right off.
No, just random people.
But still!
That avatar fits so nicely with this thread.

Seriously though ignore it, not sure why people care much anyway. Maybe they have not seen many people with their hair dyed. Mainly guys.

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The Flood / HardCore
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:17:19 AM »
YouTube


A F.P.O Movie.

Call of Duty is now a movie.

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The Flood / Re: Harassed on the Street
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:08:50 AM »
You want someone to talk to?

I am here for you.

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The Flood / Re: The strangest/most unique person you've met online?
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:24:25 AM »
Not sure, i know i am not strange or unique so obviously i will not be in anyone's list

But who would be unique?

Doesn't necessarily have to be anyone here. I agree though, from what I've seen so far, Sandtrap is a pretty interesting person.
Well then the HowToBasic Video Guy is kind of unique. But i did not meet him.

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The Flood / Re: The strangest/most unique person you've met online?
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:20:32 AM »
Easily Sandtrap
Hmm... A Canadian quasi-Buddhist  lumberjack who writes erotica is hard to top.
I have not read his erotica yet.

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The Flood / Re: The strangest/most unique person you've met online?
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:19:37 AM »
Not sure, i know i am not strange or unique so obviously i will not be in anyone's list

But who would be unique?

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The Flood / Re: Daylight Saving Time
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:15:17 AM »
Except it's pitch black when I get home
And during summer it is sunny at 9pm.

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coldplay?
Are they not pop rock though?

To OP:
Jack White

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The Flood / Re: Ok, now for some sad news.
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:59:46 AM »
Hope for the best, that is all i can say. Now you get an approval from as being a GGG. May you live a long and prosperous life.

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The Flood / Re: Why am I not heroic yet :(
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:55:49 AM »
Dunno, maybe because uou are not heroic?

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The Flood / Re: ねこ
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:54:41 AM »
Yeah he kins of does.

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The Flood / Re: IT'S A FUCKING WATER CUP YOU SHITHEAD
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:54:05 AM »
Idiots at mcdicks. They should not force people to buy coke or anything the like. If i want water i will get my water.

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The Flood / Re: penguin is kill
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:37:04 AM »
Pingu is the hero we deserved not the hero we needed.

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The Flood / Daylight Saving Time
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:26:34 AM »
I cannot tell you how much i love you. Waking up with the sky shrouded black i woke up dreary eyed. I yawned and struggle into the shower i go. And when i entered into school the stars still shined quite bright. But today thanks to you and the extra hour the sun was up at 8.

I love you Daylight saving time.

Especially when you leave.

Love Risay.

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