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« on: January 23, 2015, 07:51:10 PM »
Damn good creepy pasta bro. Spoiler In all seriousness though, I do think that god is just a figment of our imagination. Although I believe in spirituality but that ALSO, in a sense, a figment of our imagination. We just use it as an easier way to manifest our thoughts and bring out the full potential of our brain.
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« on: January 21, 2015, 06:28:11 AM »
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« on: January 19, 2015, 09:15:05 PM »
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« on: January 19, 2015, 09:10:02 PM »
I don't know if this is 100% legit, see for your selves. supposed leak
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« on: January 19, 2015, 08:38:32 PM »
I only dislike chocolate frosting, but not nearly as much as I dislike Spoiler chocolate ice cream >choclate ice creams face when
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« on: January 19, 2015, 08:34:47 PM »
Vinesauce, although they stream, people upload stuff
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« on: January 19, 2015, 08:31:53 PM »
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« on: January 19, 2015, 08:26:53 PM »
Cake makes me gag.
My cock makes you gag
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« on: January 19, 2015, 03:44:07 PM »
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« on: January 19, 2015, 03:03:42 PM »
3spooky5me 
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« on: January 18, 2015, 08:39:20 PM »
Prob just a small anal fissure. Not too big of a deal.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:20:51 PM »
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:19:26 PM »
Am I supposed to know what thats from?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:18:49 PM »
I get more emotionally attached to fictional characters more than real human beings... lol
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« on: January 18, 2015, 06:28:09 PM »
My parents are dead
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:45:40 AM »
Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:38:24 AM »
Event Horizion
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:34:08 AM »
I will suck your dick if you stop posting for ten minutes
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in god bless you dad
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:28:52 AM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?". Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes." At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:24:52 AM »
This is the official circle jerk post count thread
HARDER
FASTER
STRONGER
BETTER
SOMETHING SOMETHING KANYE WEST'S EGO
FUCK KANYE
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:22:50 AM »
My son, whom you all refer to as "Grapes", has recently been diagnosed with Micturition Syncope, Rett Syndrome and Schizophrenia . I looked through his Google Chrome browsing history and between all the various forms of hentai and shemale porn, I found this website. Honestly, I am not surprised he became Ultra-Retarded after spending so much time on this website. "Kawaii" this. "Dank Senpai" that. It's all a bunch of mind-destroying garbage for losers whose beards grow on their necks and own crusty body pillows. This site turned my dear son into a social outcast and I will not stand for it. I found out where this "Cheat" guy who runs this site lives and I'm going to have a nice little meeting with him. And don't you dare try to turn this into one of those "copypizzas" or whatever it's called or I'll come after you, too.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:16:04 AM »
This is the official circle jerk post count thread
But the point is you
and you're in the circlejerk now.
Well im in...
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:12:40 AM »
This is the official circle jerk post count thread
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:09:49 AM »
This is the official circle jerk post count thread
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:04:28 AM »
This is the official circle jerk post count thread
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« on: January 18, 2015, 05:24:29 AM »
2/2 bombs. I laughed.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 02:06:23 AM »
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« on: January 18, 2015, 01:40:44 AM »
kthnxbaifagoat
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« on: January 18, 2015, 01:36:57 AM »
Would you rather staple you foreskin to a tree? or go into /b/ with no internet knowledge?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 01:30:08 AM »
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