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The Flood / Re: The GOP primaries are early, apparently
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:28:50 PM »
Gay
Original
Poster

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The Flood / Re: Ants and bees are essentially fascists
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:31:17 PM »
I NEARLY THREW MY FUCKING LAPTOP AGAINST THE CUNTING WALL
>mfw i hold tarantulas
 8)

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The Flood / Re: The meaning of life -- ANSWERED
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:33:18 AM »
And here's the cherry on top. Society means nothing. What am I bringing to society? Nothing. Because society doesn't care. Society is simply the product of numbers. Society was Humans banding together to do what they couldn't do alone. Essentially, the weak using their numbers to become strong. And it shows. Scientifically proven that the larger our numbers become in an area, the lower the intelligence of the entire group becomes.

And this is why we have wars, and religion, and a capitalistic society. Because at the top of the board, are people pulling the strings. And they can lead everybody around as they please. They could run everyone to their deaths and the crowd wouldn't even see it.

You know who really got things done? The thinkers. The outcasts. The people alone in their intelligence who were shunned in their age,  scoffed at and mocked. And, years later, long after they were gone, suddenly, they were right. The crowds finally caught up, like that one fat kid in gym class.

Society does not care about what you can bring to the table, and it never did, and it never will. Society, as a whole, will never return what you give. All it ever accomplished was two things.

1. It allowed those who couldn't do things on their own to flourish, contributing to the great effect that we know as mob mentality, dulling and diluting the intelligence of people so much that today, there's almost a line, a barrier, a class. Those at the bottom who turn the gears williingly, and those at the top who give the orders and control everything.

2. Make a bigger target for trouble. The bigger the footprint, the easier you are to spot. Every great empire we've ever made fell for one sole reason. It was too big in someone's eyes. What's the first thing any of our nukes target if they're launched? Population centers.

Society has little to give in return but in favor asks for your life and more. No sir, you've always been worth little to society, because society was founded off the numbers of people who couldn't do anything.
Sandtrap.... Your the hero the world needs. You can save us from our demise.

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The Flood / Re: Got my A-level results back today
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:22:23 AM »
K

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The Flood / Re: Fuck kids
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:31:32 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Official D&D Alignment Test: XXDDDD Edition
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:22:32 AM »
>mfw comms makes a good thread

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The Flood / Re: Official D&D Alignment Test: XXDDDD Edition
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:17:34 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Pick two users before entering this thread
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:43:27 AM »
Sentra and Garem

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The Flood / Re: Funny nicknames
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:41:58 AM »
Ben Dover

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The Flood / Re: >I sat in on his lap
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:38:41 AM »
There's a reason why no one is responding to this autistic piece of garbage. Maybe go out and find some fucking brain cells before trying to make another thread?

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The Flood / Re: >I sat in on his lap
« on: August 14, 2014, 02:59:24 AM »
baump

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The Flood / >I sat in on his lap
« on: August 14, 2014, 02:48:40 AM »
>i felt the warmth flow through me
>it was a feeling ive never experienced
>Shrek then grasped my asscheeks
>I let out a slight whimper
>Shrek continues to squeeze and breathe on my neck.
>The lump that was protruding out of his pants came out
>it ripped though my skin tight leather pants
>My anus tore
>I yelled
>Shrek slapped me and told me to shut up
>I did
>tears rolled down my eyes
>The moist green gargantuan penis started to tear off of shreks body
>it fell off and grew arms and legs
>It picked up a gun and shot spaghetti at shrek
>Shrek died
>I ran away with the penis
>He raised me and taught me everything I know.
>I still have nightmares about the incident
>That was 7 years ago
>I weep slowly every night in my bed.
>Im a warrior now, a Samurai...
>Sensei Penis has taught me marital arts.
>I must use this skill and various others to avenge my death on shrek's family
>The day has come
>It is time
>I start my trek with nothing but clothing, my skills and a sword
>I run into a lady named Haruki
>She asks me what im doing
> I say "Im on a quest to avenge my anus"
>She smiles and tells me I should not go alone
>"This isn't your swamp Haruki" i say
>She wishes me luck and tells me to meet her when im come back
> I thank her
> As i walk I see a swampy part of land with a run down shack
> "Its them"
>I run up to the house with tremendous speed
>I cut the door in half
>There is the family
>Raping a child
>I quickly slice the rapists head off
> I pick up the child
>but as I do the other ogre jumps at me
>im down
>The ogre looks me in the eyes
>"This is my swamp"
>I pick up the sword and slice up all the ogres
>I run away with the child
>I find Haruki dead on the ground
>Right as I look up I see a tall man run away
> I set down the kid
>I run towards the mans position
>It turns around
>Its SecondClass
>I turn back around looking at Haruki's dead body
>The feet are missing
>I hear grunting from SecondClass
>He is trying to insert the feet in to his anus.
> I lunge at him
>He evades my attack
>He is nowhere to be seen
>I start crying
> I wanted to insert the feet in to my anus too
>That'd be the cure to my saggy anus
>Then Shrek's penis came up and said
>Its OK, I wasn't your swamp any ways.

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The Flood / Re: Two random horses are in my backyard, AMA
« on: August 14, 2014, 02:17:55 AM »
Fuck em right in the pussy

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The Flood / Re: The meaning of life -- ANSWERED
« on: August 14, 2014, 02:15:46 AM »
lolno

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The Flood / Re: Why do white people get so mad over the word "nigga"?
« on: August 14, 2014, 01:07:47 AM »
Okay, kid. Words evolve, you know.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Why do white people get so mad over the word "nigga"?
« on: August 14, 2014, 01:06:51 AM »
Royal Oak, it's a suburb of Detroit.
Oh, that explains everything.

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The Flood / Re: Best Anime Character thread
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:10:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Official Clusterfuck Thread: Anime Argument Edition
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:08:46 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Official Clusterfuck Thread: Anime Argument Edition
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:58:08 PM »
Toddlercon

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The Flood / Re: Best Anime Character thread
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:55:28 PM »
Takumi you fucks


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The Flood / Re: Fuck kids
« on: August 13, 2014, 07:00:38 PM »
OK

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay to be gay?
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:51:09 PM »
Is it weaboo to be horny?
Is it horny to be waifu?

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The Flood / Re: Why do white people get so mad over the word "nigga"?
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:47:52 PM »
Relevant
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Why do white people get so mad over the word "nigga"?
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:46:29 PM »
Cracka

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay to be gay?
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:43:48 PM »
Is it gay to be Grapes?
Is it Grapes to be weaboo?

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The Flood / Re: Okay here's one for you
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:41:39 PM »
Sentra
*Picks up Katana and Shurikens*


My body is ready]

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay to be gay?
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:39:56 PM »

Who the hell drew that? Stosh? There's almost as much white as b.lol

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