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The Flood / Re: Post cute girls ITT
« on: April 10, 2016, 12:28:00 AM »


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The Flood / Re: ITT: Computer Gore
« on: April 09, 2016, 11:42:13 PM »
Computers are great, I love computers... I do business with computers!
Make Computers Great Again

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The Flood / Re: Where do you want to be by December?
« on: April 09, 2016, 11:28:02 PM »
under the mistletoe with a lovely lady.
Ideally also tbh

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 09, 2016, 11:18:34 PM »
Feel like I'm stuck in a bit of a rut. Hopefully it'll turn around.

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The Flood / Re: Mythic Users Hangout
« on: April 09, 2016, 10:59:43 PM »
We have a Marty #11.
So #12 is coming in the summer and #13 is shortly after?

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The Flood / Re: ATTN: Psy
« on: April 09, 2016, 10:56:17 PM »
Good guy Verbatim.

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The Flood / Re: Give me creative pick up lines
« on: April 09, 2016, 10:51:44 PM »
Go up to her and say, "The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it to the First Order."

That doesn't even work as a line. It has no potential connotation outside of the film.
His force field of narcissism will carry on though. Never fear.

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The Flood / Re: Foolproof way to get laid
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:41:34 PM »
I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.
hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha
There's nothing actually wrong with that.

I mean, calling it a "white's only policy" is pretty autistic, but there's nothing wrong with having a preference for white people.
It was definitely the way he said it.
Preference is fine, just you know what I mean.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post your Ignore List (if you dare)
« on: April 09, 2016, 10:21:31 AM »
0.

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The Flood / Re: Foolproof way to get laid
« on: April 09, 2016, 09:48:24 AM »
I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.
hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha

2442
The Flood / SpaceX just landed a rocket on a barge
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:00:46 PM »
http://www.spacex.com/webcast
The future is now!

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Septagon / Re: Sep7 is going painfully slow for me
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:27:52 PM »
Pretty slow.

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The Flood / Re: The user above you dies in your arms
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:14:46 AM »
Donating the body to the LGBT community.

so they can observe what real straightness is like...right?
Sure...

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The Flood / Re: The user above you dies in your arms
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:09:30 AM »
Donating the body to the LGBT community.

2446
Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?

sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
Well he broadcasts his stories "all over the world"

lol yea. seems like he just goes out of his way to get rekt by women. but "who needs a broken heart", right?
Well obviously. He really needs to find (or create) a "sweet talkin' woman"

thats because he can't do the dinosaur.
hah no way he can! In his dweams.

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Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?

sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
Well he broadcasts his stories "all over the world"

lol yea. seems like he just goes out of his way to get rekt by women. but "who needs a broken heart", right?
Well obviously. He really needs to find (or create) a "sweet talkin' woman"

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Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?

sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
Well he broadcasts his stories "all over the world"

2449
Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?

2450
I think it means you like penis.
Isn't that a thing you were talking about?

yea. I'm a volunteer sex ed teacher for middle school kids. it's my job to talk about penis.
Badass tbh.
Did you sign up to try and hook up with your students?

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I think it means you like penis.
Isn't that a thing you were talking about?

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Divine?
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:16:43 AM »
tbh fam

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The Flood / Re: Don't wanna be a stranger, want to be the one you need
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:12:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Best quotes iyo
« on: April 05, 2016, 10:27:07 PM »
"Argue for your limitations and they are yours."

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This is like the 20th time it's "starting to die" then.

Then how do you explain Anarchy?
Nobody actually cares about Anarchy anymore, its old, boring and all the 'punching bags' left/got banned.

I thought I was a punching bag.
Are you asking to be bullied or something?

No.
Then what the hell are you trying to say?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 Stats in Graphs
« on: April 04, 2016, 10:24:47 PM »
Thought I was reading a manga for a second 
Get your dates in the right order faggot
tbh if I knew how I would've.
I guess I could have googled it but it was 2 AM so eh.

2458
Hopefully.

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The Flood / Re: What a disaster
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:53:22 PM »

Literally I match with every gay guy I swipe on...why is it so easy with them? And drunk facebook messaged Samantha while I was at the bar Saturday night, really stupid. She told me last week she doesn't have the time to start something with someone. I'm surprised she hasn't blocked me. I don't know anymore. I know where I went wrong with her though: sexting before we met, asking her over after the first date. The first both our faults, the second just mine. Feel like telling her but it probably won't change anything,
the moment you stop sulking over past mistakes and living life with regret is when you'll finally be moving in the right direction. nothing you ever do or say will change what has happened in the past and it's about time that you realize that. look at what you are now and go with that, because hindsight is 20/20 and when you constantly try to replay scenarios in your head and imagine what "could have been" it's just going to make you depressed.

live in the NOW, roman
I am. I can;t wait to go back to the bar Friday and Saturday night.
Actually good sir that's looking to the future.
Focus on what you are doing right now. Enjoy what you're doing. Take pride in it.
Living in the moment is the key to happiness.
the goal is to go home with a milf
Frankly that has no bearing whatsoever. Why even bring that up?

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Serious / Re: Panama Papers: It's fucking happening
« on: April 04, 2016, 11:51:03 AM »
The time is now?

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