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16321
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:22:10 PM »
How do you know what Canadian Alcatraz looks like?? :0
16322
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:19:30 PM »
... Yes.
Think about it. Beings moaning, sweating, squirming as they share bodily fluids, taking pleasure in the depravity.
Yeah, it disgusts me.
You think too much 
16323
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:11:12 PM »
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?" They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit eh". The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada, land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up a little, eh." This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming. He finds the two Canadians in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer. The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves." The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in Toronto. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is THIS nice." The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles. He finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques and mittens. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men! The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" The two guys from Toronto look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.
16324
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:10:04 PM »
I don't really have a riddle but I have a funny story/joke. :3
16325
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:56:00 AM »
That would actually be awesome!
All you need is a "creature" that appears in blurry photos and is somewhat believable. Kinda like bigfoot.
16326
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:54:38 AM »
Let's be pals, buddy.
16327
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:43:40 AM »
I am determined to be loved without a gimmick. Even if I have to resort to narcissism.
*Tips Fedora*
16328
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:28:18 AM »
This is discrimination and outright racism.
+1
16329
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:26:27 AM »
Using mobile, don't even know what my title is, lol
Ascended. I gave you a +1
16330
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:15:49 AM »
Oh I see how it is *sniff*
+1
16331
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:12:17 AM »
what the hell is going on in here
16332
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:10:15 AM »
Gais I'm nao giunt cusmic spurit grill nao k? K.
Ohh kay sounds gud.
16333
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:02:55 AM »
I'm upping the title!
16334
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:01:52 AM »
godspeed robin
16335
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:38:41 AM »
*Lurks*
16336
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:29:08 AM »
Never speak of this.
Agreed. *Retreats into shadows*
16337
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:27:01 AM »
hehe
Congratulations for the first time in my bed.
(lolwtf)
I..... Uh.... I what...... I don't even know >.>
16338
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:25:39 AM »
I'm really likeable I guess.
I guess so :3 I'll catch you eventually
16339
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:23:46 AM »
(Holy shit!)
Congratulations! 
16340
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:22:18 AM »
I heard people were massaging feet over here.
Quite possible. Weird and awesome things go on over there.
16341
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:18:53 AM »
Does that mean scat orr....
Lol hell naw.
16342
« on: August 12, 2014, 01:14:54 AM »
Strong independent woman who don't need no man/10.
Fucking Beast / 10
16343
« on: August 11, 2014, 09:01:40 PM »
*I'm grasping a wall on the opposite side of Erives. I peer out as the fire and smoke clear, and make an 'I'm alright' gesture to him. The remaining Desticles are regrouping.*
TBlocks, Kush, Erives, Korra, Desticles in the courtyard!
*TBlocks begins firing at the Desticles and takes cover behind cover Korra has set up.* I'm on it!
16344
« on: August 11, 2014, 08:56:37 PM »
No.
I knew you would say that 
16346
« on: August 11, 2014, 08:44:39 PM »
16347
« on: August 11, 2014, 07:50:29 PM »
TBlocks, you're with me. Get to your positions, let me know when you're there!
*I grab TBlocks and we boost up to the top of the building. We land and I walk to the edge, peering over the courtyard, of which the armory is behind.*
TBlocks, you've a rifle, right?
Yeah I got one. Grade A Maple Powered Auto Rifle.
16348
« on: August 11, 2014, 07:36:48 PM »
No way.
16349
« on: August 11, 2014, 05:43:35 PM »
Saved. This is the best thing I've seen all week. xD
16350
« on: August 11, 2014, 05:42:58 PM »
No, we should discuss Forerunner anatomy.
Oh lawdy....
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