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The Flood / Re: just got a tinder to cover up the pain of losing O
« on: May 25, 2017, 12:30:42 PM »
Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong

Ugly girls on tinder are easier to fuck than your couch

Actual attractive girls you do have to impress to stand out among the other 50 dudes messaging her
who gives a shit about fucking
Normal people who don't hate their genitals
Then I dont want to be normal
Yes Carson, good... Resist the normies, let their lustful inferiority guide your celibate strength, then CRUSH them using the dark side of the force.

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What the fuck

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I was actually pretty drunk when I wrote this.

Wow so it wasn't in my head though. Drinking makes me lose Conciousness and Presence. Feel like poop mentally and emotionally. Not in a hangover way but in a I-need-to-meditate-and-get-centered-again way. Alcohol is really a shit drug smh.
These all seem like compelling reasons to stop drinking.

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 02:05:51 PM »
The fact that (according to spoilers)

Spoiler
CIA dies

makes this season an immediate flop.
This is when I lost all interest in the season.
Spoiler
The showwriters just have no idea how to write the scheming characters from the books, which is why Doran got murdered out of no where and Varys just works for Dany now. It's a shame a show that is great in every other aspect can be trash just because of the writers.
It's bad either way, but idk if they're incapable of writing scheming characters vs. self-imposed episode limit.

Tying up loose ends with schemers is a guaranteed way to consolidate the plot towards having the big war with the walkers and uniting the realms or whatever.

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The Flood / Re: I hate SJWs so much
« on: May 24, 2017, 01:52:15 PM »
the first thing was kinda dumb but as for the second thing, don't be surprised if you get called out for derogatorily calling someone a "mongoloid" in 2017 dude
ok tumblr
good evening twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago i beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that i can’t even feel my left leg my left leg has went totally numb. and, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when i go and take a piss.
I was going to make a serious reply, but then I remembered you're Facebook.
boy what did you just call me
whatever you say MySpace
hh..h.hh.h...y-you take that back
alright aol chatroom
o-okay buddy...you asked for it
it wasn't supposed to end like this
you drove me to this
it was only a prank
that's what daddyofive said and then his son shot up columbine
Are you saying that kid discovers time travel just to make columbine happen retroactively in the past?

His parents REALLY fucked up.

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 01:49:43 PM »
>this angers the bookfags
Anyone who swears by the books has either given up or masochistically watches the show just to bitch about it.

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Serious / Re: Mental Health Awareness
« on: May 24, 2017, 01:00:42 PM »
Talking about stuff never really helped myself, its just rambling.
Same. Instead, talking about what I want to actually do is productive because people offer straightforward solutions to problems I made idiotically convoluted.

I can figure out the why by myself though.

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:55:31 PM »
The North really doesn't have the time or manpower to deal with Littlefinger's bullshit.
But they might have an Arya.

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Serious / Re: Mental Health Awareness
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:51:37 PM »
Who needs support when you have       m e m e s?

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:46:32 PM »
already know what happens anyway, it's gonna be really bad
You also saw the alleged plot-leaks?

Actual potential spoilers
Not thrilled about the prospect of a wight dragon if it's true. Jon dying AGAIN and being resurrected minutes later and being ex machina' by Benjen also sounds really shitty.
I saw the photos that got leaked during filming, and that's all I need.
Weren't they mostly set-shots?
How can you know it's shitty from set-shots without context?
Spoiler
Because they were pictures of Dany, Jon, Dothraki, and the Dragon's head all hanging out on the set in their costumes. I just know they're gonna go the fanfic tier way from this.
Spoiler
Oh it's worse. According to the leaks, Jon and Danny do the diddley towards the end of the season.
It's probably THE most fanficy thing they could do.

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:39:09 PM »
The fact that (according to spoilers)

Spoiler
CIA dies

makes this season an immediate flop.
Spoiler
It really seems like the show-writers are tying up all the interesting sub-plots and character conflicts and emphasizing the war for the dawn 2.0

There's probably going to be some twist about why the walkers are butchering en masse, but not before the series has big action set-pieces diluting Martin's anti-war theme present throughout the series.
I hope the show writers don't actually make a conflict of good and evil in this new "war for the dawn" because Martin's world is typicallymuch more interesting and complex.

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:32:37 PM »
already know what happens anyway, it's gonna be really bad
You also saw the alleged plot-leaks?

Actual potential spoilers
Not thrilled about the prospect of a wight dragon if it's true. Jon dying AGAIN and being resurrected minutes later and being ex machina' by Benjen also sounds really shitty.
I saw the photos that got leaked during filming, and that's all I need.
Weren't they mostly set-shots?
How can you know it's shitty from set-shots without context?

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The Flood / Re: GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:26:07 PM »
already know what happens anyway, it's gonna be really bad
You also saw the alleged plot-leaks?

Actual potential spoilers
Not thrilled about the prospect of a wight dragon if it's true. Jon dying AGAIN and being resurrected minutes later and being ex machina' by Benjen also sounds really shitty.

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Ally thyself with the 2Ds, master Jive. They shan't betray you.

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The Flood / Re: I miss sandtrap
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:13:07 PM »
Sandtrap is a fucking scumbag
What did he do wrong?

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Gaming / Re: Should I buy Destiny?
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:12:02 PM »
Can you even do anything on destiny without live? lol
You can cry

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The Flood / Re: Ever been hit on by a gay dude?
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:07:31 PM »
>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man
>3dpd "female" waifus

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The Flood / Re: Ever been hit on by a gay dude?
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:04:47 PM »
Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T
because it probably isnt ever happening

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The Flood / Re: Ever been hit on by a gay dude?
« on: May 23, 2017, 08:56:20 PM »
Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T

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The Flood / Re: Ever been hit on by a gay dude?
« on: May 23, 2017, 08:50:47 PM »
i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.
You still owe me a movie, bucko.

OT: I've only noticed being hit on by a gay dude once. It was at a mall and I was wearing the tightest sweater that could fit over my scrawny frame.

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The Flood / Re: I fucking hate fish, man.
« on: May 22, 2017, 09:15:04 AM »
Part fish part girl
I don't fit your world

Reverse mermaid > mermaid
Mipha > all mermaids

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 22, 2017, 09:13:12 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Just for my own records on this site
« on: May 22, 2017, 12:54:50 AM »
Barring all the memes, I think you're above average cuteness.

No I'm not "just saying that" FUCK OFF.

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Gaming / Re: Name a mobile game that isn't cancer trash
« on: May 22, 2017, 12:45:58 AM »
i dont think anyone disagrees that mobile games are garbage
i made this thread because i have a couple friends who continually waste all their money on fire emblem heroes and it's sad to watch

they need an intervention
Let thy fist be their reckoning

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The Flood / Re: Messages for Users from Sandtrap
« on: May 21, 2017, 08:41:47 PM »
Didn't make the cut, sheeeeeeit.
I know that feel.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls (Chaos Metal Complaining)
« on: May 21, 2017, 08:34:55 PM »
Anybody got a spare Yorshka Talisman?
I could get one when I get home. You could probably run to her by that point though.
Are you on PC?

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i hate all of you
Don't even pretend you hate me, bro. Who else is going to be on the front lines with you in a kickass exosuit?

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Gaming / Re: Everybody buy Serious Sam HD
« on: May 21, 2017, 06:50:58 PM »
Is Serious Sam fun?

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