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7711
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:44:33 PM »
I AM MOHAMMED! FLY YOUR PLANE INTO THAT BUILDING AIYAIYIYIYA!!!
7712
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:43:36 PM »
Gayyyyyy
7713
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:40:43 PM »
Fuck her right in the pussy
7714
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:39:25 PM »
LOOT ALL OF THE STORES
7715
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:38:19 PM »
JEWISH NEGROS LOVE DICK CONFIRMED!!!
7716
« on: December 04, 2014, 03:33:35 PM »
This just in: Water is wet!
That was the entire point of this thread.
7717
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:09:58 PM »
Why is everyone here such massive faggots? It's literally the biggest clusterfuck of cockgobblers I have ever seen.
Weaboos and furries everywhere. O lawd
7718
« on: December 04, 2014, 11:55:10 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Its not my fault I have a shitting disorder.
No it's not, it's mine.
Now wish daddy well, I'm going to take a walk.
What? I thought my dad was black. He left for work and never came back when I was 2 weeks old.
hurr durr
where is daddy now
Getting ass-raped in jail.
That's funny, I only feel raped when I see you post.
Such a disappointment.
You only FEEL raped? I can change that.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7719
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:56:05 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Its not my fault I have a shitting disorder.
No it's not, it's mine.
Now wish daddy well, I'm going to take a walk.
What? I thought my dad was black. He left for work and never came back when I was 2 weeks old.
hurr durr
where is daddy now
Getting ass-raped in jail.
7720
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:53:51 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Its not my fault I have a shitting disorder.
No it's not, it's mine.
Now wish daddy well, I'm going to take a walk.
What? I thought my dad was black. He left for work and never came back when I was 2 weeks old.
7721
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:49:35 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Its not my fault I have a shitting disorder.
7722
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:42:01 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
7723
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:38:00 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
7724
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:34:40 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
7725
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:31:13 AM »
What are we discussing?
We're discussing how gay people are queers.
Why?
Because it's really gay
And the sky is really blue when it's not black. But how would you like to be both?
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
7726
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:29:17 AM »
What are we discussing?
We're discussing how gay people are queers.
Why?
Because it's really gay
7727
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:22:18 AM »
7728
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:21:13 AM »
You are giving a choice to dip your wings and/or boneless wings in.
Your mother's face. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7729
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:20:17 AM »
What are we discussing?
We're discussing how gay people are queers.
7730
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:12:23 AM »
It sounds gay.
Its almost as gay as Homosexuals at gay pride parades. Ugh, so gay.
7731
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:08:53 AM »
Discuss this gayness
7732
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:44:17 AM »
So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?
I had sex with my cousin when I was 15.
You're one sick bastard, you know that?
I know this.
7733
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:04:51 AM »
You need to say less. I cut myself on your edge. Kill yourself, Queer.
I love how you edited your post just to add "queer". That's great.
Your sarcasm is very gay, Queer.
7734
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:00:02 AM »
My friends and I had a competition in high school: whoever could surprise spank the most hot girl booty and get away with it. I won.
Nice.
7735
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:58:02 PM »
Yes, say more.
Ok. We had sex. Hot, dirty sex.
7736
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:56:25 PM »
You need to say less.
I cut myself on your edge. Kill yourself, Queer.
7737
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:54:31 PM »
It was during a party and we were both really tired.
But we had enough energy for one more thing.
Need I say more?
7738
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:50:43 PM »
ELISE IS LOVE, ELISE IS LIFE 
7739
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:49:41 PM »
So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?
I had sex with my cousin when I was 15.
7740
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:45:04 PM »
This is the story of when I first touched Grill booty.
I was in 6th grade and in art class. It was the end of the hour and we were all putting our paintings away.
In the huge crowd was a Grill named Sydney. She had dark brown hair and was wearing a tight shirt and leggings. I had a stiffy from starin at that booty. Yes, this is titled "when I first TOUCHED Grill booty" Just remember that my hands were holding a painting ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•).
So I went in for the kill VERY carefully. As I approached the table I made a quick maneuver to the right and slapped my caged animal across da booty.
I also grabbed my friend's booty during a birthday party when she was asleep.
This can also be titled "The story of when I became a sex-offender".
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