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7351
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:58:15 AM »
You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.
7352
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:59:17 AM »
>Implying I don't
own a house
dont be fat
dont be too fit
be social and outgoing
make her laugh 93% of women want that in a man
look for signs of attraction, or the lack of it
don't be negative
look at vids on utube
always pay the bill without asking her or noting it
be confident
look her in the eyes, and don't look away for more than 2 seconds do this while showing faint ssigns of interest
more advice but eating ceream ansd typinng w 1 hand
Lolgay Slapping her tits works better.
7353
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:46:02 AM »
Roses are gray
Violets are grey
I can't make poems
because i'm colorblind
I feel insulted
I didn't mean to insult...I'm sorry ;-;
k
7354
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:45:07 AM »
Buy weed instead. You'll get the bitches.
7355
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:44:21 AM »
I am two marijuanas
You win life when you become three.
7356
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:43:16 AM »
Roses are gray
Violets are grey
I can't make poems
because i'm colorblind
I feel insulted
7357
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:40:46 AM »
>Implying I don't
7358
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:38:35 AM »
Your tripping acid, bro
7359
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:04:19 AM »
I once had a Ginger teacher that dropped nuclear pylons when anybody said anything related to souls.
It got me thinking..
7360
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:01:43 AM »
Discuss
7361
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:47:58 AM »
That's nasty
7362
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:47:37 AM »
Just pretend you know.
7363
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:59:12 AM »
Oh
7364
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:49:42 AM »
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.
7365
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:45:47 AM »
"Hey guys let's keep editing posts and locking threads instead of actually banning people lol"
> Slash
>pussyfooting mods
>Your mom
7366
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:42:42 AM »
See the mountains kiss high heaven
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister-flower would be forgiven
If she disdained her brother.
percy shelley?
Yep!  I love his poetry.
William Henley is my favorite
7367
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:39:11 AM »
See the mountains kiss high heaven
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister-flower would be forgiven
If she disdained her brother.
percy shelley?
7368
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:34:52 AM »
Yup this is what happens when you don't just fucking ban people
Burn in hell
7369
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:31:58 AM »
"I get that bank, and my kush is dank. I flank all the skanks." -Jester 2015
7370
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:23:11 AM »
7371
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:59:42 AM »
Should have been banned ages ago but wait...
PUSSYFOOTING MODS
Really?
Absolutely
Think you're hot shit eh?
Is it cause you were a mod?
What if I tell you that you're a bunch of pussyfooting cock bashers?
What have we done?
What the fuck have we done to deserve this?
I doubt you'll get anything out of asking like this.
He just doesn't give a shit about anything anymore, that's it. So he's just going to be a dickbag from here on out, I guess.
Is everyone like really winded up or something? I've barely been online today and I make a joke and nobody can seem to not be butthurt.
Wait...I was talking about Slash, not you. I didn't realize that wasn't Slash in the quote.
Oh well then. Continue with the drama. I'll just be here.
I don't know what's happening anymore
7372
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:53:05 AM »
Should have been banned ages ago but wait...
PUSSYFOOTING MODS
Really?
Absolutely
Think you're hot shit eh?
Is it cause you were a mod?
What if I tell you that you're a bunch of pussyfooting cock bashers?
What have we done?
What the fuck have we done to deserve this?
You've made it angry. Run to the bomb shelters.
7373
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:43:04 AM »
Should have been banned ages ago but wait...
PUSSYFOOTING MODS
I PUT MY FOOT IN URMOM'S PUSSY
That's definitely not stale.
I think I got foot HIV
7374
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:42:12 AM »
Should have been banned ages ago but wait...
PUSSYFOOTING MODS
Really?
Absolutely
Yeah..
7375
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:41:54 AM »
You're fucking 34?
Yes.
Buy me alcohol.
Im hoarding it all for myself.
7376
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:40:24 AM »
7377
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:40:07 AM »
>15%
Pls
You're welcome.
No u
get rekt, m8
Nuka, nuke yourself pls
can't juke the nuke bby
Swag
7378
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:39:51 AM »
Should have been banned ages ago but wait...
PUSSYFOOTING MODS
I PUT MY FOOT IN URMOM'S PUSSY
7379
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:39:21 AM »
34 years of my life have been successfully wasted.
7380
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:35:56 AM »
>15%
Pls
You're welcome.
No u
get rekt, m8
Nuka, nuke yourself pls
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