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The Flood / Re: Spiderman, stahp
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:42:10 AM »
He told me it was a web

;-;

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The Flood / Re: Should we exterminate the Africans?
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:41:07 AM »
WHAT ABOUT THE ELEPHANTS?

#SAVETHE ELEPHANTS2015

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The Flood / Re: Tolerance is the greatest virtue of all mankind
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:37:23 AM »
Gay

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The Flood / Re: I have a big penis but I never use it AMA
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:22:35 PM »

Ashley does look like a dude in ME1 and 2 so that explains it
die

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The Flood / Re: Government uses chemicals to create homosexuals?
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:15:10 PM »
PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL HATS.
GEORGE BUSH IS GOING TO PROBE US AND GIVE OUR CHILDREN VACCINES THAT TURN THEM AUTISTIC.

7296
The Flood / Re: Im sick as hell ama.
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:13:35 PM »
Im sick as hell everyday, yo.
That's how I roll.

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The Flood / I have a big penis but I never use it AMA
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:06:29 PM »
AMA

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:05:20 PM »

Nazi uniforms are stylish as fuck. They may have lost the war, but they went down in a flaming inferno of fashion.

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:58:06 PM »

I still have a BB gun I got when I was seven.

I killed a Bobcat with it when I was camping in South Dakota. Those were the days..
>bobcat
>BB gun
>killed bobcat with BB gun
>killed bobcat
>with
>BB
>gun

They weren't traditional BBs. I'm not even sure it was a BB gun.

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:55:01 PM »

I still have a BB gun I got when I was seven.

I killed a Bobcat with it when I was camping in South Dakota. Those were the days..
This wins the most retarded post of 2015 and it's only January
I can do better than that.

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:52:04 PM »
I still have a BB gun I got when I was seven.

I killed a Bobcat with it when I was camping in South Dakota. Those were the days..

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The Flood / Re: Still waiting on my pizza
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:46:46 PM »
>Pizzahut

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:39:26 PM »
"YOU CANT HAVE ANYTHING NICE IN A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY, BECAUSE PEOPLE IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CONTINENT WOULD RATHER KILL HEALTHWORKERS, AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTS TO HELP THEM."

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The Flood / Re: Today is shark day
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:35:37 PM »

Have I ever said that I hate sharks?


I hate sharks.

And every sane person hate Ashley.
Die

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The Flood / Re: You are going to get laid, but you have to choose one.
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:35:00 PM »
Whoever gets me horny

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The Flood / Re: Today is shark day
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:34:11 PM »
Have I ever said that I hate sharks?


I hate sharks.

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The Flood / Re: >holy fuck my 2025
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:33:10 PM »
Satan was my childhood hero

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The Flood / Re: i can't believe i wasted like seven minutes making this
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:32:14 PM »
>seven minutes

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The Flood / Re: BAHAHAHAHA stay mad, Muhammed haters
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:07:25 PM »
Muhammed did 9/11

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The Flood / Re: My opinion is better than your opinion
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:11:03 PM »

Discuss what? Fallacies?
Discuss the weather.

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The Flood / Re: My opinion is better than your opinion
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:55:53 AM »

Anyone that thinks Ashley is a good character isn't allowed to have an opinion.
urmom

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The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:48:04 AM »

You can divide by 0 you just gotta fuck it right in the pussy
Goootsby pls

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Gaming / Re: Ashley > Everybody else
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:47:23 AM »

I liked Ashley, Kaiden was a whiny faggot.
Ash could go through development and actually gets shit done.
She managed to be the best, even with Bioware trying trying to shove Liara down your throat.

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The Flood / My opinion is better than your opinion
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:43:22 AM »
Discuss.

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The Flood / >Be me
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:20:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:13:53 PM »

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The Flood / >Be me
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:08:28 PM »
>Helplessly try to divide by 0
>0.exe has stopped working
>Realize all efforts are futile
>Give up
>Go into deep depression
>Ponder the meaning of life
>Go bankrupt
>Become homeless
>Die of hunger
>0 people go to funeral
>All organs are stolen


This is why we don't divide by zero.

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The Flood / Re: Endings of things that you actually enjoyed.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:56:57 AM »
Star Wars Force Unleashed, Skyrim, ME3 with Extended cut DLC, Red Dead Redemption, Breaking Bad, and Lost.



Spoiler
Yes, I liked the ending of Lost. Screw yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite kind of donut
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:53:47 AM »
Chocolate.

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The Flood / Re: If you were raised by monkeys
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:52:04 AM »
Yee yee, homeboy.

Don't take me for some lil non-OG frontin, yo.

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