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7081
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:59:37 AM »
Gay
7082
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:55:08 PM »
Skype chat?
Wat?
Yeah the spam fest.
why the fuck wasn't I invited
7083
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:49:29 PM »
Skype chat?
Wat?
7084
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:36:24 PM »
Gay
7085
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:31:18 PM »
. 
7086
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:24:44 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen
O bby
7087
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:24:21 PM »
Bastard killed my fukin bird
7088
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:23:20 PM »
I was nineteen and attempting to finish Highschool for the second time. Anyway, out of the ass some really hot grills invited me to their party. (I wasn't what you would call "Popular") When I arrived, everything was hell.
All the kewl kids started calling me out, saying that I was "A frontin bitchtard" and "I couldn't slam down shots even if there was pussy at the bottom". So the drinking contest began. Of course I was superior in the end, getting the attention of the grills.
This one girl I liked dragged me into the bathroom and gave me "fellatio". I was probably to drunk to understand what happened afterwards.
In the end, I woke up with no pants on.
7089
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:04:17 PM »
I feel the need to show people my erection
7090
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:03:54 PM »
Here's mine: LowqualityShitposter
7091
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »
Shut up, R-tard
7092
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:00:14 PM »
Liara > Tali
Ashley > everybody else
I dumped Ashley by leaving her with the bomb. What a break up, she had too much baggage.
Too much baggage is my kind of thing, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you know what I mean
7093
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:58:29 PM »
Die.
7094
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:58:12 PM »
Liara > Tali
Ashley > everybody else
7095
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:57:10 PM »
Ayy lmao
7096
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:56:46 PM »
Oh
7097
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:20:42 PM »
Then get some fucking water.
MY DAMN SINK IS BEING FIXED. HOLY SHIT IM COUGHING LIKE HELL.
7098
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:16:45 PM »
No
7099
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:16:22 PM »
Then get some fucking water.
My sink is being fixed.
7100
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:14:49 PM »
The dehydration is real.
Edit: The plumbers say it'll take 10-20 minutes for my sink to be fixed.
Edit: I found leftover milk in my fridge.
fuck
7101
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:12:42 PM »
You bitches always do cool shit when I'm offline
7102
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:11:44 PM »
Wat
7103
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:59:15 PM »
Die
7104
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:52:51 PM »
Not me
7105
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:25:20 PM »
Wat
7106
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:24:48 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA
7107
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:16:31 PM »
Also, props to the great Sun God, Apollo, for designing the new look of the rules.
<______________<
I don't like my work being plagiarized by the beaner.
Dont use my fucking persona in your nįgger shit
7108
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:10:13 PM »
Gay
7109
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:29:50 PM »
Gay
7110
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:29:21 PM »
No
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