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6991
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:54:42 AM »
are you absolutely sure of this
Of course
6992
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:48:17 AM »
Discuss
6993
« on: January 24, 2015, 12:15:43 PM »
That's hot
6994
« on: January 24, 2015, 09:25:41 AM »
Kill yourself.
Doing so would take a great burden off of the world. The best part is, nobody would come to your funeral except for me. I would go to it, not because I'm sad that you were a suicidal pussy, but to spit on your grave and damn anybody who might have cared for you.
6995
« on: January 24, 2015, 09:22:03 AM »
I bet your mother pushed you down concrete stairs, then had her boyfriend kick you repeatedly. Then you have the cops go to your house because you mentioned it in school. He threatens you and says if you squeal he will kill you when he's out of prison. You don't say anything because you're a fucking Pussy.
Skip forward two years, and you have turned from an innocent, loving, happy child, to a lunatic who spent the remainder of his childhood in the nut-house after 15 years of daily physical and mental abuse.
Fuck you bitch
6996
« on: January 24, 2015, 09:15:05 AM »
>Go to gym
>Start exercising
>Puke guts out
>Haven't been to the gym in 22 years
>Go home
>Cry
6997
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:04:48 PM »
I noticed that everybody who isn't me, blows cock.
6998
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:21:12 PM »
I bet you and Vega love when the boys cum in your yard.
6999
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:20:24 PM »
PSU suck wiener
7000
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:19:46 PM »
Which have you requested?
The registered before Octobor one.
7001
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:18:10 PM »
I feel like this is a reference to something and its going way over my head.
Minnesotan accents
7002
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:17:16 PM »
Huntin for the venison, eh.
My daughter is shuckin the corn in the fields, Ya.
Have to tend to garden o'relse were starvin in the winter, yous guys.
7003
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:12:12 PM »
I'm serious, yous guys.
7004
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:59:28 AM »
Sweet jeebus, homies.
7005
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:57:44 AM »
I look for other people that might be staring at it.
Then I buttsex them
7006
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:57:00 AM »
pic for reference
I have seen the face of Satan
7007
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:52:53 AM »
You must have some really severe autism.
That would explain a lot of things
7008
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:50:55 AM »
ONE
BIG
ASS
MISTAKE
AMERICA
LOL LIBERALS GETTING BTFO FUCKING SCRUBS HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT YOU KILLED THE COUNTRY XD
I kinda agree with you but there is going to be presidents are are going to be WAY WORSE than Obama in the future. Unless they do something good like Reagan.
Reagan screwed us over.
7009
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:49:54 AM »
What I mean is don't say stuff like "effing" IRL. It makes you sound like a pussy.
For example:
"Kinder, you're a moron"
"Kinder, you're a fucking moron"
^Both of these sentences have impact. Now look here:
"Kinder, you're an effing moron"
^That sentence is what an #edgy teenager would say. Don't be a fig. Use profanity fully or don't use it at all. This may seem obvious to some but there are a few of you who still don't really get it. This has been a Desticle Protip.
EDIT: This also applies to "damn —> darn" and "shit --> crap". If it violates your moral code to use profanity then find a different way to phrase your sentence.
I kinda agree but what if we're in school and teachers hear that kind of stuff. 
What are you, 10?
Dude, did you not read my profile? Also i was stating it would be a good idea but i went on about the school stuff.
lol
just lol
Im enjoying this
7010
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:48:19 AM »
CP is illegal! It's a wrongful crime! Even this person would rape children! 
Holy shit speak English
7011
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:47:48 AM »
>Using outdated memes
7012
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:46:30 AM »
Cover me porkins!!!
Who the fuck you callin porkins
Porkins do you read?!
No bitch. I died
7013
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:45:13 AM »
Cover me porkins!!!
Who the fuck you callin porkins
7014
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:43:18 AM »
Dang son, you must be immune to life
Your avatar...
omg
<3
Tank yew ^^
stop jerking circles
7015
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:41:41 AM »
It's been nice talking to you, Sandtrap.
7016
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:40:28 AM »
Bitch I'll lock the door if I fucking want to lock the door, faggot.
7017
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:39:29 AM »
And no, Vega is swagtastic
He bangs Ashley in the Citadel DLC too
Not if I bang her first.
7018
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:37:06 AM »
God damn, Dustin. He's worse than Jacob.
7019
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:33:58 AM »
Nobody likes Vega. Kill yourself.
7020
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:31:20 AM »
Dang son, you must be immune to life
Your avatar...
omg
<3
Fuck you ho. Pay attention to me
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