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Septagon / Re: How do I do cool shit with my title bar?
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:48:28 AM »
You have to kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Spam
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:46:52 AM »

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The Flood / Spam
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:43:45 AM »
Stop locking my threads, Bimbos.

6424
The Flood / Re: I'm going to have a great day.. (Not)
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:42:08 AM »
Ill take those kids off your hands

6425
The Flood / Re: Book Thread Mk3
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:40:40 AM »
>Expecting Mortal Kombat
>is disappoint 

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon has been taken over.
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:39:35 AM »
yourself Kill

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Gaming / Re: Mortal Kombat X to make female character more proportionate
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:38:05 AM »
I don't have a problem with this

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The Flood / Re: draw with me faggots
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:35:08 AM »
Kill yourself

6429
The Flood / Re: >mfw i find out toy story is 20 years old
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:59:18 AM »
Oh.



Holy jizz

6430
The Flood / ROLL FOR DUBS XDDDDDDDDDD
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:58:20 AM »
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The Flood / Re: It's cold as tits
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:56:33 AM »

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The Flood / Re: i'm trippin' hard m8s(fearful girl venting thread)
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:47:54 PM »
long read, sorry for spelling and grammatical errors.

so theres this girl i've been seeing. we're friends and few weeks ago we planned on going to prom together. over the weeks i kinda started developing feelings for her and next thing i know, we start hanging out more and more at school(more than usual). On valentines day we hung out at my place. we chilled, played video games watched a movie and listened to music. over the course of the day i've been hinting at her that i wanted her. when we were listening music we were kinda just talking about the day we had together and i asked bluntly, "hey wanna kiss"...hesitant at first she responded," sure" and we made out with an interval, by me, of" this isnt weirding you out?" she shook her head no and we continued for about a minuet. after that we got up out of our seats and i proceeded to take her home. right before we walked out of my room. i jokingly told her i was hinting at her the whole night. she was like "ha yea, i thought you were" we looked at each other held hands and kissed for another second. when we got in my car i asked" so still wanna go out and eat for your brithday(which is coming up in like a week or so)?" she was like "yea.". we chit chatted a little bit as i took her home. when we got to her place i talked to her folks for like an hour and a half and walked outside to leave. she followed with me outside for a second. before i left i asked for another kiss and we kissed again. and i asked if she stil wanted to go out for a her birthday(bc im a paranoid pussy) she said yea again and i walked to my car and drove home.


this whole day i've been tripping hard. she never directly said that she liked me, but at the same she went along with everything. she could've said that she didnt want to kiss and she couldve said no to dinning out for her bday after we made out.....i mean a girl wouldnt kiss you multiple times and not have a thing for you right?

 i cant text her bc she has extremely crappy service where she lives. and i wont see her till tuesday. so im stuck here alone with my thoughts and fears of fucking up. i really like this girl and i REALLY DONT WANT TO FUCK IT UP. i feel like im about to just fuckin explode.

halp meh.
Force her to have sex with you

6433
I'm so hard. I think I'm gonna cum.

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The Flood / Re: SPREAD MY LEGS FOR GAWD
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:38:50 PM »
throw that boipussay
I'm going to rape your Father.

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The Flood / SPREAD MY LEGS FOR GAWD
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:36:48 PM »

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~<======3
>___________> -gimme that dik, boi.


 €:: DIDNT KNO U LIKED IT LIK THAT GAYBOY

P-O-P HOLD IT DOWN

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The Flood / Re: Have we ever had a thread where we like every post?
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:31:16 PM »
Like if you hate "like if you" comments
Yeah- no thanks, Mr non-contributor.
Kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Have we ever had a thread where we like every post?
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:27:43 PM »
I've liked every post in a thread before.
It weirds people out.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BY POSTS. MY DAY IS RUINED.

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The Flood / Re: Have we ever had a thread where we like every post?
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:26:24 PM »
Like if you hate "like if you" comments

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The Flood / Re: Ok guys pick me a car
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:13:10 PM »
I know a great car for you!

It's called "gun in your mouth"

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The Flood / Stop watching me, you damn perverts
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:10:30 PM »
I'm not going you show you my nudes, mods.

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The Flood / Re: Post your gaming set up
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:09:05 PM »
Swag

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The Flood / Re: What religion do you follow
« on: February 15, 2015, 12:43:58 AM »
BLESSED BE THE MAKER

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Gaming / Re: Ideas for the next Mass Effect
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:20:38 PM »

More practical looking weapons would be nice. I'm a little tired of some of the weapons looking like a Super Soaker. It really gets rid of the tactical feel of things. I would also like more cultural expansion among the races. It never showed the unique architecture of each species and their cultural practices. We need some serious fanservice here. The codex needs to be expanded to an absurd extent. They also need to make a lot of the weapons, vehicles, and armor more practical. I'm a little tired of slick super armor with no ammo or equipment pouches to hold all of the gear you are carrying. I hate how it all magically appears when you need it. In Halo Reach, they added more practicality to the armor with all sorts of badass gadgets and pouches. I would like to see something like this in ME.
Holy fuck I was shit posting, playa

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The Flood / >Turn on radio
« on: February 14, 2015, 05:50:06 PM »
>Taylor Swift
>Nope.avi
>Megan Traynor
>Error: 404 data not found
>Robin Thickhead
>Mind is blurred
>Crash car
>Die

Look at what your shitty music did. Stop.

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The Flood / Re: Let me tell you about my Valentine's Day
« on: February 14, 2015, 04:27:04 PM »

lol at all the brainless women who think that garbage is the best movie they've seen in their lives.
Hue

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