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The Flood / Re: Verbatim vs A Horse
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:34:58 PM »

Did anybody think about asking Verb if he wanted a thread made about him?
die

5672
The Flood / Rape is funny
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:30:21 PM »

5673
The Flood / Rape is funny
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:24:53 PM »

5674
The Flood / Re: How many of you think I'm an idiot?
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:23:25 PM »
 Yep

5675
The Flood / Re: women deserve to be raped
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:21:02 PM »

Reported. No one deserves to be raped. I don't care if this is even a "satire" thread because it's not funny.

Yeah, I'll white knight about this if I have to. Rape is wrong.
We'll see if you say that when my dick is 9 inches in your ass

5676
The Flood / Re: There was a shoplifter at the store today
« on: March 29, 2015, 01:04:38 PM »
I stopped a child from getting kidnapped.

5677
The Flood / Re: Verbatim vs A Horse
« on: March 29, 2015, 01:01:39 PM »

5678
The Flood / Let me tell you about my neighbor, Flood
« on: March 29, 2015, 01:00:20 PM »
You will never find a redneck this fucker. He mows his lawn with a Chainsaw, fire, and a weed wacker. He has two tractors in his yard, his truck is the main cause of global warming, and he is drunk 24/7.


Once he invited me over to a barbecue and almost burnt his house down.

Like, we in the suburbs fuckboy. This ain't no Texas Walker Ranger shit, nigga.






unrelated

5679
The Flood / Re: This song is my shit
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:43:17 PM »
i dunno man i'd say #invalid youtube link# is pretty good
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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The Flood / This song is my shit
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:21:27 PM »
YouTube

5681
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

5682
The Flood / Re: can jet beams melt steel fuel?
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:07:11 PM »
 Roses are red,
Violets aren’t what they seem,
And Jet fuel
Won’t melt a steel beam.

5683
The Flood / Re: can jet beams melt steel fuel?
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:03:53 PM »
Nah

5684
The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:17:27 PM »

*orders water*

so... come here often?
*puts dick in your water*

Fuck you

5685
The Flood / how i imagine a sep7agon.net meetup would look
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:02:37 PM »
I'm the guy on the far right

5686
The Flood / Re: What are you up to tonight?
« on: March 28, 2015, 12:42:48 AM »
Playing CAH

5687
The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 27, 2015, 09:18:36 PM »
I wanna fuck you
Is this Magicninja?
Ill show you my magic ninja, baby.

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The Flood / Re: 007 Spectre New Trailer
« on: March 27, 2015, 09:17:52 PM »
>Austria

Yes, pls.

5689
The Flood / Re: those suffering from avatar Ebola congregate here
« on: March 27, 2015, 06:11:48 PM »

Why do the most terrible things come from Africa?

5691
The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit *RESULTS*
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:56:38 PM »

You got all of your stuff back?

And they just left it outside?
Yes.

They're rednecks. They do stupid shit like that.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit *RESULTS*
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:42:26 PM »

Like, nobody even got stabbed or anything ffs
You suck OP.
I may pay Ralphie a visit in the future.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit *RESULTS*
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:41:29 PM »

was your shit damaged?
My TV got a few scratches

5695
The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit *RESULTS*
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:39:24 PM »

This outcome was such a letdown
This ain't CSI, nigga

5696
The Flood / Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit *RESULTS*
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:34:46 PM »
So this went better than I expected. When I arrived at the place, all my shit was scattered throughout the yard. So I started picking them up when some southerner started yelling "AY, WHAT YOU DOIN MOTHAFUCKA? THIS IS MY FRIEND RALPHIES YARD." I say that Ralphie stole my shit and that I was retrieving it.

He takes a step towards me so I reach in my jacket (nothing was in it) and slowly take my hand out. He starts backing up, I load up my truck, and go to the Police station and tell them what happened. They said that there isn't much they could do, so I just went back to my house.





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The Flood / Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:51:33 PM »
Its about to go down

5698
The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:45:32 PM »
Kill them Jester.
I can do that, can't I? Since they broke in my house and stole shit?

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The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:43:36 PM »
Wait

I CAN ACTIVATE "FIND MY IPAD" AND CHASE DOWN A NIGGER.

5700
The Flood / Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:41:42 PM »
They stole my

Tv
Playstation 4
iPad
$100



I'm fucking pissed. This is some Class-A bullshit.

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