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5041
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:53:04 PM »
leliana is ugly
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU UNEVOLVED CHIMP. I FUCKING HATE YOU WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING. I WISH YOU WERE IN THAT CAR WITH PRINCESS DIANA WHEN IT CRASHED YOU STEAMLOAD OF SHIT. MUTED
5042
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:48:32 PM »
I WANT TO GET ASSFUCKED SO HARD I BLEED
NO LUBE I WANT YOU TO GO IN DRY
5043
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:44:44 PM »
>Not expecting anybody to get offended
5044
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:28:29 PM »
That's a man
You better be talking about the side chick I swear to fucking god
u fukin wot
fuck you fucking miserable britbong sack of shit. I want you to come to America so I can personally knock all your crooked ass teeth in the correct fucking direction. If you have ever posted anything worth the light waves transmitted through my fucking monitor, I have yet to see it. You are lower than dirt. You are beyond autism. I barley have the will to think that there might actually be someone as stupid as you in this world. Just hurry up and kill yourself. Do it so others don't have to breath the same autistic air that you breath, you bucket of cum. The pubic hair I shave is worth more to the world than you. I bet your parents threw you down the stairs so hard one morning that it made you think you are capable of normal thought. You aren't. You're a stupid cunt with no life and no future. Did your parents also touch you? Did they rape you? I bet that's the reason you're a worthless faggot. Die already.
5045
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:21:56 PM »
America is a joke country.
>joke country
>one of the powerful countries in the world
Lol such a joke country
>Muricans instantly referring to power as a measure of whether a country is good or not
America is like that guy in prision who makes everybody his bitch. Including you faggot
5046
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:17:52 PM »
That's a man
You better be talking about the side chick I swear to fucking god
5047
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:07:23 PM »
 This is my totally legit girlfriend and this is my side chick 
5048
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:02:51 PM »
They wouldn't have locked it if you weren't such a massive faggot
Gay ass nigga
They wouldn't have locked it if you weren't such a massive faggot
Gay ass nigga
What the meme did you just fucking yolo about me, you le rager ? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the leddit meme army, and Ive been involved in numerous 9gag raids , and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in impact font and Im the top poster in the entire 9gag Army. You are nothing to me but just another bad ass over here. I will meme you the fuck out with le downboats the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking karma. You think you can get away with not memeing on the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my memes, true story, and your scumbag steve ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 9gag army, h8r. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your meme. Youre fucking dead, h8r. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can meme in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with gangnam style. Not only am I extensively trained in being trololo, but I have access to the entire Leddit circlejerk and I will use it to its full memeness to wipe your miserable meme off the face of 4chan, you little socially awkward penguin. I will meme style all over you and you will /r/funny in it. Youre fucking dead, h8r.
5049
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:58:07 PM »
They wouldn't have locked it if you weren't such a massive faggot
5050
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:27:31 PM »
The paid ones
get your videomeme out of my car thread
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I din du nuffin
5051
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:27:08 PM »
What the fuck kind of autism is going on in here?
*sips tea*
The best kind
5052
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:23:58 PM »
The paid ones
5053
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:21:50 PM »
5054
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:16:33 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
Why do you feel you have to call me retarded? Does that somehow make my degree worthless?
Your degree in stupid?
Dat comeback game too strong
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
Why do you feel you have to call me retarded? Does that somehow make my degree worthless?
Your degree in stupid?
too strong like that guy from prision who penetra- oh shit wait
Quote game too strong
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
Why do you feel you have to call me retarded? Does that somehow make my degree worthless?
Your degree in stupid?
Dat comeback game too strong
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
Why do you feel you have to call me retarded? Does that somehow make my degree worthless?
Your degree in stupid?
too strong like that guy from prision who penetra- oh shit wait
Quote game too strong
I like to live on the edge
5055
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:12:32 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
Why do you feel you have to call me retarded? Does that somehow make my degree worthless?
Your degree in stupid?
Dat comeback game too strong
too strong like that guy from prision who penetra- oh shit wait
5056
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:06:23 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
Why do you feel you have to call me retarded? Does that somehow make my degree worthless?
Your degree in stupid?
5057
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:04:32 PM »
Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.
Those were the main problems.
>Liking Widow/Banner
Why are you even alive
she said it was shit
how could you possibly interpret that as a positive assessment
I read it as "was the shit"
5058
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:59:52 PM »
Ribs
5059
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:58:22 PM »
Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.
Those were the main problems.
>Liking Widow/Banner Why are you even alive
5060
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:56:16 PM »
All of it is shit
5061
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:53:05 PM »
Aren't they the same fucking thing
5062
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:51:47 PM »
Can I post my dick?
No
You know you want to see it
5063
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:50:34 PM »
Can I post my dick?
5064
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:50:16 PM »
America is a joke country.
>joke country >one of the powerful countries in the world Lol such a joke country
5065
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:46:53 PM »
"Only you can save the universe"
5066
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:39:08 PM »
Dank memes
5067
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:35:31 PM »
I like this thread
5068
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:18:30 PM »
Why are you unbanned
5069
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:13:42 PM »
I won't refuse to watch a movie for any minor details, but there are some minor details that make me cringe.
- When the title of the film is forced into the dialogue with no subtlety. Goodfellas did it good. Interstellar did it bad.
- Any film where there's a joke that I thought was hysterical as a child, but then grew out of. Because now I just cringe at the thought that I once found it hysterical.
- Prolonged romance scenes, because they're always awkward/cheesy as fuck. Especially if it's supposed to be a "quirky" romance.
That's all I can think of from the top of my head.
all of this
5070
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:59:52 AM »
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
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