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Gaming / Re: Just Cause 3 gameplay reveal
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:36:02 PM »
Want

4952
Fuck them all

4953
Serious / Re: I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:24:24 PM »

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Anybody know a way I can deal with it? (Without going to some goodie-two-dick old ass therapist)

Ehh you see, that would have been my suggestion <.<

If you are being haunted by a past trauma which is then causing thoughts of suicide, a therapist is probably the best bet. When you say druggie child, what do you mean by that? >.>
Every therapist I've ever went to has just told me the same thing. I knew it was useless when I first started and I know it's useless now. Therapy is nothing but talk.

I almost died via overdose twice by the time I was 17. I stopped because I didn't like the feel of dying.

4954
The Flood / Re: i combine gatsby and casper to make
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:16:56 PM »
Fuck you fucking miserable britbong sack of shit. I want you to come to America so I can personally knock all your crooked ass teeth in the correct fucking direction. If you have ever posted anything worth the light waves transmitted through my fucking monitor, I have yet to see it. You are lower than dirt. You are beyond autism. I barley have the will to think that there might actually be someone as stupid as you in this world. Just hurry up and kill yourself. Do it so others don't have to breath the same autistic air that you breath, you bucket of cum. The pubic hair I shave is worth more to the world than you. I bet your parents threw you down the stairs so hard one morning that it made you think you are capable of normal thought. You aren't. You're a stupid cunt with no life and no future. Did your parents also touch you? Did they rape you? I bet that's the reason you're a worthless faggot. Die already.

4955
The Flood / Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:15:05 PM »
Most trees are blue

4956
The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:13:03 PM »
Spoiler
dude
she looks like a fourteen year old boy.

Nice.
THATS MY ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND YOU BASTARD.

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The Flood / Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:07:05 PM »
here you go, OP

4958

No one on that list is progressive enough, so I'm just on the "fuck Walker" campaign.
Huehuehue

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Serious / Re: I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:02:02 PM »
I have a big ass fear of all of those things so I'm probably just going to have to smoke it out

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Serious / I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:00:52 PM »
I keep having dreams of the day when I found my grandma dead as a kid. I usually wake up after these and have thoughts of suicide by choking, drowning, and suffocation. It might just be a side affect of having been a druggie child. Anybody know a way I can deal with it? (Without going to some goodie-two-dick old ass therapist)

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:46:34 PM »
enlightened about what
Use your imagination you fucking bimbo

I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop

Fuck you fucking miserable britbong sack of shit. I want you to come to America so I can personally knock all your crooked ass teeth in the correct fucking direction. If you have ever posted anything worth the light waves transmitted through my fucking monitor, I have yet to see it. You are lower than dirt. You are beyond autism. I barley have the will to think that there might actually be someone as stupid as you in this world. Just hurry up and kill yourself. Do it so others don't have to breath the same autistic air that you breath, you bucket of cum. The pubic hair I shave is worth more to the world than you. I bet your parents threw you down the stairs so hard one morning that it made you think you are capable of normal thought. You aren't. You're a stupid cunt with no life and no future. Did your parents also touch you? Did they rape you? I bet that's the reason you're a worthless faggot. Die already.

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The Flood / Re: What's your view on fur
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:37:49 PM »
Especially the sharks

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The Flood / Re: What's your view on fur
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:37:23 PM »
Kill all the animals

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The Flood / Re: I WAS BORN SICK, BUT I LOVE YOU
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:36:53 PM »
stop

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:35:06 PM »
enlightened about what
Use your imagination you fucking bimbo

I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop

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The Flood / Re: What if the world was taken over by furries
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:32:23 PM »
Hara-Kiri

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:27:03 PM »
enlightened about what
Use your imagination you fucking bimbo

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The Flood / Re: Who was the greatest tyrant in history?
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:25:54 PM »
Bush

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:22:29 PM »
I wonder if anyone has slapped Jaden over his twitter yet?
lol he deleted it

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:21:20 PM »

Ah, the Jaden Smith meme! Excellent use of the meme. I was actually considering using that meme until I saw your comment. I wouldn't want to double dip when you got here first.
I have to say, you were quite quick to come up with that meme. Are you studying your meme undergrad? Or by chance are you a licensed memeologist by now? I'm in my senior year and I am looking for employment through my memes. I'm hoping for a job where I can meme all day and make over 9,000 dollars a month (see what I did there, it's another meme).
If you have any contacts I would love to know.
No.

Yes.

Cool meme bro.

I have one.
(202) 324-3000

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The Flood / Re: i combine zesty and jester to create
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:16:02 PM »
K

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:15:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: i combine zesty and jester to create
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:13:46 PM »

the fuck is this thread doing on the first page of the forum still
I need to keep the only thread about me alive dammit

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The Flood / Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:13:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: i combine zesty and jester to create
« on: May 06, 2015, 05:36:02 PM »
So do we have to bang to make a baby child now?

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The Flood / Re: This site is having a toll on my sanity
« on: May 06, 2015, 03:38:10 PM »
Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?

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The Flood / Re: I'm too tired for this shit
« on: May 06, 2015, 03:36:41 PM »

Some people here dont like you but I like you mayne
People that like me:
You
Elegiac
Gootsby pls
Jim
Synergenix Flux

People that dislike me:
Weaboos that I don't know
mods
2ndclass
Chally
Lemon?
Meta?
Add me to the dislike list

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The Flood / Re: i combine zesty and jester to create
« on: May 06, 2015, 03:32:46 PM »
Yes

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