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4771
« on: May 13, 2015, 08:14:23 AM »
steel fuel cant melt jet beams
4772
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:51:43 AM »
we need a black guy ASAP
4773
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:47:46 AM »
Those were the days. when I was a mod: So ya better hide yo spam, hide yo Porn cuz I'm banning everybody out there. somebody anwsered the question "why is techno an asshole": The signals originating from technos text may cause electrostatic resonance in the air or your blood ultimately leading to a surge of pressure or voltage in your bum leaving you butthurt I was a good troll once: Techno will always be Hangout's favorite cumdumpster
4774
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:57:05 AM »
Ive never done that
4775
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:20:54 AM »
in goonna akeep now
4776
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:20:15 AM »
Azula is a much better girl to obsess over tbh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol gtfi with ur goij shit
4777
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:19:02 AM »
so iam back. ecerytginf is blurry m a legit nigvdf
4778
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:11:26 AM »
Just gimmie a sec
4779
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:10:59 AM »
YOU WANNA SEE DRUNK NIGGA? I CAN FUCKING SHOW YOU DRUNK.
4780
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:10:14 AM »
It's like me trying to act high when I was in the fourth grade
4781
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:08:52 AM »
You're bad at pretending to be drunk
4782
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:07:46 AM »
Who gives a fuck about cancer
4783
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:07:07 AM »
The fault in our stars was fucking stupid
4784
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:00:22 AM »
Your real name is Jaden?
Yes. That's why I have an obsession with the letter.
4785
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:59:06 AM »
Azula is a much better girl to obsess over tbh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4786
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:18:52 AM »
I bet you're looking at her r34 page right now.
I was gonna but I'm really tired
There's always time for r34
Thats true.
4787
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:16:56 AM »
I bet you're looking at her r34 page right now.
I was gonna but I'm really tired
4788
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:14:24 AM »
JOHNNY CAGE FTW
4789
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:11:37 AM »
I've started rejecting real women because they aren't like Leliana. What's happening Flood?
4790
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:59:14 PM »
You know, anyone can just steal that nameplate to gloat ya know?
Spoiler if you are reading this Spoiler I know what you are thinking Spoiler don't do it Spoiler Jester has a family! ;______; Rocketman pls
4791
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:50:04 PM »
Wait, how many posts to nameplate?
Did they push it back again?
I thought it was 3000...
I guess it's something to do with time spent online.
4792
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:47:18 PM »
Shout out to my nigga Solon tho 
4793
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:40:16 PM »
Today I went from Leliana to THE SACRED PROPHET to HAL to a dog to THE SACRED PROPHET to Leliana again.
4794
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:36:54 PM »
Cortana is still better.
;-; I know
4795
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:28:36 PM »
In pain.
Why bud? 
I dunno. It went from physical to like, emotional for no reason. I just feel really bummed.
I know that feel right now
you gotta smoke weed
4796
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:42:17 PM »
I have to contain my fangirling... But I loved it. The two voices were distinct and clear. I only saw one typo when you wrote "her me" instead of "hear me". I didn't pay attentions to punctuation tbh, but this story made my heart flutter thank you.
Thanks. Even though we never finished the second one, I still have some of the rough draft Spoiler "Jordan,can I tell you something?"
He just looked at me and smiled.
" I've always wanted to talk to you I just didn't think you'd want to speak to someone like me. Is that weird?"
He just looked at me for a while like I was crazy,he didn't speak for a great amount off time.
"I've been meaning to tell you something, Paige". I said with great sorrow. "I've been drafted into the military". I felt a tear roll down my cheek knowing the risk of fighting in what they called "the red zone".
I just cried grabbing my chest in so much pain but I didn't care about that pain. I was going to loose him as soon as I got him. That's the pain I cared about. I kissed him, then just drifted away. The machines started going off. Doctors ran in.
I was at the hospital worried but I couldn't stay. I had to leave for the war. I faced the hardest decision of my life. To keep the will to move or go into a complete shutdown. I slowly exited the hospital with a picture of Paige in my pocket.
I woke up,wires attached to me. I had been told I was ill but they don't know what it is yet. They said the boy that sat with me left a note.
I read it.
"Dear Paige,
I knew you for a short time but it felt like a life time. Keep in contact. X'
I had hoped that Paige was okay. Because I wasn't. I had undergone training awhile ago so they sent me right into hell. Our mission was to hold off the enemy for as long as we could. But I could only think of Paige.
It turns out I was dying,it took me to randomly start running to find out. I wrote to Jordan letting him know.
"Dear Jordan,
Yes I am dying, my hearts still filled with love for you. I love you. I will stay strong for you." I sent the letter off and cried.
The hardest thing about reading that letter was holding in the tears in front of my fellow troops. Knowing that I couldn't go back into America was enough for me to drop dead. But I couldn't do that. I needed to stay alive. For her.
4797
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:29:18 PM »
So fuck you bitches.
I am NOT a female dog, you cumguzzler! 
bitch barrel Jizzwizard Cumbucket
4798
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:27:02 PM »
I wanna read!
LINK IT NOW!
Me and Paige met on the Internet in 2005 and decided to write a book. Sadly, we split up before we finished the second part.
*prepare for cringe since I wasn't a very good writer at the time*
Spoiler I felt completely different to how I feel around other men. He was thrilling. There was so many different things about it that made it even better to be around him!
She was the most beautiful women I've ever seen. But I knew she would never accept me! I was a loser. Outcast. But at least I had a heart!
Most men nowadays think women want diamonds and pretty things like that but for me it's different. I wanted love and passion,honesty and trust. I didn't know his name I just knew him as anonymous. Trying to find out who he was,was just exciting. I wanted him more!
I knew her as Paige. Sadly she only knew me as anonymous. That's what everybody knew me as! One day I looked to giving my name when the time is right. But for now I'll just have to wait. I hate that word!
I
wanted to know him more. His name,his story,just anything. Everything about him I wanted.
I never spoke to him, I thought he wouldn't want to speak to people like me. I saw him and walked past him repeating my steps. Just to get a glimpse off him.
Before my mother passed she told me that if I met somebody I cared for I should tell instead of waiting. So that's what I did. The next time I saw her I would hope to god that my luck wouldn't run out!
I went to the park where you would always see him. Just
sitting there on the bench. I walked past and heard something, not knowing what it was I walked away. My smile faded. I wanted to speak to him I just couldn't find the words. He'd never want to speak to someone like me.
I saw her pass me when I spoke. I didn't know if she couldn't her me or if she WANTED to ignore me. All I knew is that it hurt when it unfolded. So there I was in the rain, not feeling it out of either shock or pain. But in my heart I knew it wasn't over. It couldn't end now..,
I had this urge to run. I don't know why I just ran. I ran everywhere I ran top to bottom. I ended the run at the park he was still sat there gazing. At first I thought I just had butterflies but the next thing I know is I collapse onto the floor. Breathing stops. Breathe goes.
I saw Paige instantly collapse. The first thing I did was check if she was still breathing. Luckily she kept a steady breathing rate! My biggest concern was the fall she took on the pavement. An ambulance arrived and took her to Saint Mary's Hospital near the park.
When I woke up it was blurry, I felt my head. It was wrapped in bandages. There was someone holding my hand,I couldn't see who it was but I knew,I knew it was him. My heart rate went up. I smiled. I swear he smiled back. I held his hand tighter. I was glad he was with me.
I knew it wasn't over. The moment I saw that she was okay was the moment I was confident about sharing my name with somebody in the longest time I could remember.
The blur went away. I could see. I saw him,I got butterflies,I smiled and said hello. I sat up,I just gazed into his eyes. I didn't know what to say to him. I was just stuck in the moment. I lent over and he went to catch me as I nearly fell I grabbed my chest.
While everything seemed perfect it wasn't. I had to cherish her being in my arms for as long as I could. Because next week I'll have to march to my death in the Middle East.
There was tears coming from his eyes as I ley in that hospital bed.
"Paige"? He looked at me.
"Anonymous"?
We both laughed. We both felt the same, it wasn't awkward. I just hugged him. I loved him even though I knew nothing about him I loved him.
"Just call me Jordan" I laughed. Finally something in my life felt right!
Still a better love story than 50 Shades of Grey.
https://vimeo.com/127675562I remember when I read that
4799
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:15:03 PM »
I wanna read!
LINK IT NOW!
Me and Paige met on the Internet in 2005 and decided to write a book. Sadly, we split up before we finished the second part. *prepare for cringe since I wasn't a very good writer at the time* Spoiler I felt completely different to how I feel around other men. He was thrilling. There was so many different things about it that made it even better to be around him!
She was the most beautiful women I've ever seen. But I knew she would never accept me! I was a loser. Outcast. But at least I had a heart!
Most men nowadays think women want diamonds and pretty things like that but for me it's different. I wanted love and passion,honesty and trust. I didn't know his name I just knew him as anonymous. Trying to find out who he was,was just exciting. I wanted him more!
I knew her as Paige. Sadly she only knew me as anonymous. That's what everybody knew me as! One day I looked to giving my name when the time is right. But for now I'll just have to wait. I hate that word!
I
wanted to know him more. His name,his story,just anything. Everything about him I wanted.
I never spoke to him, I thought he wouldn't want to speak to people like me. I saw him and walked past him repeating my steps. Just to get a glimpse off him.
Before my mother passed she told me that if I met somebody I cared for I should tell instead of waiting. So that's what I did. The next time I saw her I would hope to god that my luck wouldn't run out!
I went to the park where you would always see him. Just
sitting there on the bench. I walked past and heard something, not knowing what it was I walked away. My smile faded. I wanted to speak to him I just couldn't find the words. He'd never want to speak to someone like me.
I saw her pass me when I spoke. I didn't know if she couldn't her me or if she WANTED to ignore me. All I knew is that it hurt when it unfolded. So there I was in the rain, not feeling it out of either shock or pain. But in my heart I knew it wasn't over. It couldn't end now..,
I had this urge to run. I don't know why I just ran. I ran everywhere I ran top to bottom. I ended the run at the park he was still sat there gazing. At first I thought I just had butterflies but the next thing I know is I collapse onto the floor. Breathing stops. Breathe goes.
I saw Paige instantly collapse. The first thing I did was check if she was still breathing. Luckily she kept a steady breathing rate! My biggest concern was the fall she took on the pavement. An ambulance arrived and took her to Saint Mary's Hospital near the park.
When I woke up it was blurry, I felt my head. It was wrapped in bandages. There was someone holding my hand,I couldn't see who it was but I knew,I knew it was him. My heart rate went up. I smiled. I swear he smiled back. I held his hand tighter. I was glad he was with me.
I knew it wasn't over. The moment I saw that she was okay was the moment I was confident about sharing my name with somebody in the longest time I could remember.
The blur went away. I could see. I saw him,I got butterflies,I smiled and said hello. I sat up,I just gazed into his eyes. I didn't know what to say to him. I was just stuck in the moment. I lent over and he went to catch me as I nearly fell I grabbed my chest.
While everything seemed perfect it wasn't. I had to cherish her being in my arms for as long as I could. Because next week I'll have to march to my death in the Middle East.
There was tears coming from his eyes as I ley in that hospital bed.
"Paige"? He looked at me.
"Anonymous"?
We both laughed. We both felt the same, it wasn't awkward. I just hugged him. I loved him even though I knew nothing about him I loved him.
"Just call me Jordan" I laughed. Finally something in my life felt right!
4800
« on: May 12, 2015, 08:49:57 PM »
I should probably write another entry in my Sci-Fi book.
Hooray for failed authors
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