This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Jester
Pages: 1 ... 155156157 158159 ... 261
4681
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:17:10 AM »
4682
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:15:26 AM »
All hail Ass Butterfield
4683
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:14:54 AM »
 I guess it would take a group of scientists to find your dick.
4684
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:13:02 AM »
>Bowling
4685
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:07:22 AM »
"Surprise, motherfucker."
Thats a T.V. show you fucking sperg
Its in a scene from Shaun of the dead.
Im suprised I didn't recognize it
4686
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:58:28 AM »
"Surprise, motherfucker."
Thats a T.V. show you fucking sperg
4687
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:43:53 AM »
Good
4688
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:43:09 AM »
Play Magic instead
4689
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:30:37 AM »
There goes my dream of moving to Europe
4690
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:27:29 AM »
Only important people are on the wiki.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
4691
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:26:16 AM »
"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!"
"Who's scruffy-looking?"
4692
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:20:42 AM »
Because the wiki people don't like you.
I'm the most likable person on this site.
4693
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:19:01 AM »
Get your shit together Wiki people
4694
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:15:19 AM »
Is Jive Turkey the most autistic cringe worthy sack of shit on Sep7agon? *fixed
4695
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:54:47 AM »
Is this nigga trying to do a reverse Mike Jackson?
4696
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:47:11 AM »
you look like the kind of asshole who would want president Obama to jack you of while you rub his head with your fucking filthy Cheeto fingers.
4697
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:24:48 AM »
That title goes to me
4698
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:14:39 AM »
No
4699
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:46:32 PM »
Who?
4700
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:30:48 PM »
I enjoy photo shopping user's faces. But alas, that was not me. Though whoever it was should be proud.
I died the first time I saw that
R.I.P.
4701
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:24:31 PM »
I'm crying right now, I've never heard something so beautiful
 Take these
4702
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:06:54 PM »
A masterpiece like this could truly only be crafted by the gods of art themselves.
4703
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:03:51 PM »
The baby has been their for ages
4704
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:01:02 PM »
If I could get boners then I would have back in the day when I attended church. I had a huge crush on one of the pastors because he was so damn hot. I'm a sinner for thinking of fucking him in church.
All the pastors in my church are pasty old fucks
4705
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:48:59 PM »
4706
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:01:36 PM »
Probably not because you people are racist.
I'm serious.
I'm not racist.
Then why do you people keep dropping the N word?
Nigeria?
4707
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:38:04 PM »
RFK should be on the $20, tbh.
4708
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:13:27 PM »
Suuurrre
4709
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:18:36 PM »
I know that struggle
4710
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:13:06 PM »
Splinter Cell Blacklist
I feel sorry for you
You should. You did a terrible job sucking my dick.
I only suck Nigger dick
Pages: 1 ... 155156157 158159 ... 261
|
Show Posts
