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The Flood / So apparently...
« on: May 22, 2015, 05:31:07 PM »
One d- oh fuck it

4532
The Flood / Re: So my parents are fostering a baby.
« on: May 22, 2015, 05:28:17 PM »
Kill it

4533
Gaming / I just got kicked out of my favorite arcade
« on: May 22, 2015, 05:26:37 PM »
I've been going there for twenty fucking years dammit.

So I was at the skee ball machine when it glitched the fuck out and an extra skee ball came out of the machine. I grabbed it for my retro gaming collection when this fuckin 14 year old cunt says I have to put it back or else she'll get me kicked out. I just thought "hey, the people here know me so its fine." I recited an old rule that states any glitched machine's content is free game.

BUT NOOOO. Apparently she works there and cried to the staff (all the cool guys got replaced with retarded stoners) and got me kicked out. LIKE NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

4534
The Flood / What's a good band name?
« on: May 22, 2015, 07:58:01 AM »
My band needs a name and I'm all out of ideas.

4535
An explosion would be nice

4536
The Flood / Re: What's your armpit smell?
« on: May 21, 2015, 03:38:01 PM »
Too many clean deodorant fags in this thread

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The Flood / Re: What's your armpit smell?
« on: May 21, 2015, 12:17:24 PM »

Right now deodorant.

Without deodorant it smells like KFC.
Wow black

4538
The Flood / Re: jesus christ the mods on bnet are faggots
« on: May 21, 2015, 12:16:31 PM »

OH NO BREAKING THE RULES RESULTS IN A WARNING OR BAN

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
You're missing the point.
Calling someone a faggot is offensive and against the rules. Why would you complain about getting smacked with a warning or ban when you clearly break the rules?
If you think being called a faggot is offensive, get off the Internet. Also, Luis was merely joking. There was no malicious intent with what he said, making it an unjust ban.
It doesn't matter if I find it offensive or not - faggot is a slur against homosexuals and using it breaks the Bungie.net rules.
But saying "fgt" shouldn't result in a ban

4539
The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 21, 2015, 12:04:46 PM »

There is a reason why I deleted them for good. If this actually manages to ruin my professional life, I'm taking this place and Bungie to court.
HOLY SHIT I'M DYING!

LMAO
M
A
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HAHAHAHA I TOO AM IN AGREEMENT

4540
The Flood / What's your armpit smell?
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:49:30 AM »
Mine is a combination of hotdish and taco.

4541
The Flood / Thar be Beavers
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:01:14 AM »
Theres a bear that keeps going in front of my apartment. I REALLY wish the DNR would do something, because Bears are fuckin scary
Piss on it. Assert dominance.
Im not a fucking dinosaur, Lemön.

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The Flood / Re: Audi R3 birth advert
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:57:35 AM »
$50 we'll never see it state-side... :(
DONNTTTT STOPPP BELLIIIEEEEVIINNNGGG

4543
Gaming / Re: New DOOM (4) teaser
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:54:38 AM »
NERD GASAM

OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

4544
Kill yourself

4545
The Flood / Re: Enough is enough Spartan Warrior
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:52:09 AM »
TL;DR

4546
Serious / Re: Journalism is dying a fucking slow death
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:51:45 AM »
I think we all knew this

4547
Mars would be good because of its distance to us

4548
The Flood / Re: Thar be Beavers
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:49:23 AM »
Theres a bear that keeps going in front of my apartment. I REALLY wish the DNR would do something, because Bears are fuckin scary

4549
The Flood / Re: Why Did You Leave B.net?
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:47:25 AM »
I've mostly given up on both bnet and here.

4550
The Flood / Re: Attn: Meta
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:46:19 AM »
how humorous indeed

4551
The Flood / Re: jesus christ the mods on bnet are faggots
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:44:10 AM »
OH NO BREAKING THE RULES RESULTS IN A WARNING OR BAN

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
You're missing the point.
Calling someone a faggot is offensive and against the rules. Why would you complain about getting smacked with a warning or ban when you clearly break the rules?
shut up faggot
Gee, another quality post from the sep7agon machine. Such a lovely place here.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.

4552
The Flood / Re: There's only 6 people online
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:41:39 AM »
Kinder counts as 10 guests
Quality post

4553
The Flood / Re: Why Did You Leave B.net?
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:40:49 AM »
I remember one of the mods banned me because I was telling Desticles in #­gaming to fuck off. 

4554
That end mission was badass

4555
The Flood / Re: jesus christ the mods on bnet are faggots
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:37:29 AM »
OH NO BREAKING THE RULES RESULTS IN A WARNING OR BAN

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
You're missing the point.
Calling someone a faggot is offensive and against the rules. Why would you complain about getting smacked with a warning or ban when you clearly break the rules?
shut up faggot

4556
The Flood / Re: What's the best meme?
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:35:16 AM »
Me.


oh wait

4557
The Flood / Re: I'm heroic now
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:34:42 AM »
One day

4558
The Flood / Re: People with over 10K posts.
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:34:20 AM »
Because social lives are overrated

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The Flood / Re: jesus christ the mods on bnet are faggots
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:33:05 AM »
Thank god the mods here are so much better.

Right guys?
No

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The Flood / Re: Why Did You Leave B.net?
« on: May 21, 2015, 12:37:11 AM »
I got banned to Oblivion

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