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4051
« on: July 10, 2015, 05:30:16 PM »
please go compton and call them niggas. i beg you and then post results
Ill add it to my list
4052
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:52:57 PM »
WHERE YOU AT BITCHES. JESTY HAS ARRIVED.
4053
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:45:21 PM »
You could try acting your age.
You're thirty dude, I'm a decade younger than you.
what the fuck is wrong with being thirty
4054
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:43:36 PM »
Azula > Leliana
Stop
not until you see the light
I cannot see I am legally blind
4055
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:42:12 PM »
4056
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:41:44 PM »
You are trash.
You shouldn't exist
4057
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:39:59 PM »
YOU ARENT EVEN WICKED CRISPY BRO.
4058
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:38:26 PM »
- Just put a few civ npcs here and there. Not that fucking hard They would have to develop civilian AI and strategically place them. Not to mention, it would fuck with the Batmobile's functionality.
- Riddler has always been my favorite and I had to fucking kill him Riddler never dies, dude.
- What do you expect from a batman game? The combat is simple and fun. I expect better combat, because that's what I'm used to from these games.
- IT IS NOT CRINGY. IT IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. DEATHSTROKE IS A BITCH. I RAPED YOUR SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 5 MOTHERFUCKER.
Calm down. It has a pretty bad delivery, dude. The line is sick, though.
The good delivery.
The bad delivery. (skip to 13:00)
- Riddler doesn't really die but you still kill him in the hallucination
So what.
- Combat is pretty much the same There are half a dozen combat moves and enemy types missing from Knight to simplify the combat.
so what? I HAD TO KILL MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD HERO.
4059
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:36:45 PM »
JOIN THE CONFEDERACY AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY
4060
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:30:41 PM »
- Just put a few civ npcs here and there. Not that fucking hard They would have to develop civilian AI and strategically place them. Not to mention, it would fuck with the Batmobile's functionality.
- Riddler has always been my favorite and I had to fucking kill him Riddler never dies, dude.
- What do you expect from a batman game? The combat is simple and fun. I expect better combat, because that's what I'm used to from these games.
- IT IS NOT CRINGY. IT IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. DEATHSTROKE IS A BITCH. I RAPED YOUR SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 5 MOTHERFUCKER.
Calm down. It has a pretty bad delivery, dude. The line is sick, though.
The good delivery.
The bad delivery. (skip to 13:00)
- Fine - Riddler doesn't really die but you still kill him in the hallucination - Combat is pretty much the same - How dare you not respect Batman's authority
4061
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:27:19 PM »
Oh well.
O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
Elegiac is a bitch,
Hes a big fat bitch,
Hes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Hes a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday he's a bitch,
on Tuesday he's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday he's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Elegiac
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
he's a mean ole bitch 'cause he has stupid hair,
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
he's a stupid bitch!
Elegiac is bitch and he's just a dirty bitch!
Elegiac is a BI-I-I-IT –
wait I just hit something with my car
4062
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:17:33 PM »
George Washington because he started America in the first place
4063
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:15:26 PM »
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
4064
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:14:41 PM »
I AM THE FUCKING DARK MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN BITCHSLAPPING KNIGHT AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK
4065
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:13:12 PM »
Objections:
Cons
-what purpose would a batcave serve?
-"civilized" gotham seems like a lot of work with no payoff
-not sure what you meant by "the game made me kill my favourite villain as joker"
Pros
-Battle mode is contrived and mundane
-Gordon is annoying (voice actor's fault)
-Combat is dumbed down from City and Origins
-side missions are a let down, the longest missions are the most repetitive
-"i am vengeance. I am the night. I am batman" was ridiculously cringe-worthy. Thanks, Kevin Conroy.
- It would make my nerd heart happy - Just put a few civ npcs here and there. Not that fucking hard - Riddler has always been my favorite and I had to fucking kill him - I didn't call his voice badass you tard. - What do you expect from a batman game? The combat is simple and fun. - I for one enjoyed knocking the shit out of Two-Face - IT IS NOT CRINGY. IT IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. DEATHSTROKE IS A BITCH. I RAPED YOUR SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 5 MOTHERFUCKER.
4066
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:48:33 PM »
It had a shitload of badass moments but there were some little things that annoyed me.
CONS:
- No batcave
- I can't summon Robin to fight with me
- Joker frequently breaks immersion
- No civilized Gotham to fight thugs in after main story
- The game made me kill my favorite fucking villain as Joker
PROS:
- Batmobile is badass
- Batman is badass
- Catwoman is badass
- Scarecrow is badass
- Gordon is badass
- Robin is badass
- Combat is satisfying as hell
- The main story kept me engaged
- Side missions are wicked crispy
- The "I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman" line made me jizz
4067
« on: July 05, 2015, 09:20:50 PM »
Bye fags
4068
« on: July 05, 2015, 07:58:35 PM »
What the hell is going on here
4069
« on: July 04, 2015, 12:14:30 AM »
I fucking hate that guy
4070
« on: July 04, 2015, 12:14:13 AM »
Anybody but Walker.
4071
« on: July 04, 2015, 12:12:11 AM »
Thank you based god
4072
« on: July 03, 2015, 03:55:47 PM »
Say hi to Tom Cruise for me
4073
« on: July 03, 2015, 03:51:38 PM »
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black...
Oh my god this place is so predictable.
just like your mom in bed
4074
« on: July 03, 2015, 03:49:37 PM »
and he starts to roam the streets at night and he learns how to steal and he learns how to fight
4075
« on: July 03, 2015, 03:27:56 PM »
Nigga this shit creepy
4076
« on: July 02, 2015, 10:14:25 AM »
O noes
4077
« on: June 30, 2015, 02:20:36 PM »
What the fuck is going on here
4078
« on: June 30, 2015, 02:18:41 PM »
4079
« on: June 29, 2015, 04:11:56 PM »
Sucking ten kinds of dick at that one high school party
4080
« on: June 29, 2015, 04:09:29 PM »
I rate it 10/10 because
MY BELOVED LELIANA
Leliana sucked in Origins...she's bad*ss in this one.
LELIANA NEVER SUCKED YOU DIRTY NIGGER. GET YOUR ASS OFF THIS WEBSITE YOU NIGGERLOVER.
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