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3571
« on: September 28, 2015, 09:25:50 PM »
I use the John Cena theme
But you have a PS4
What do you think I type on
what was the point in that edit?
What is the point of your existence? Why do you talk wierd? Why are your teeth crooked? Why did you get your asses handed to you in the American Revoultion? Life has many questions my dear Lemön, but they cannot all be answered.
3572
« on: September 28, 2015, 08:50:50 PM »
I use the John Cena theme
But you have a PS4
What do you think I type on
3573
« on: September 28, 2015, 08:29:29 PM »
I use the John Cena theme
3574
« on: September 28, 2015, 08:27:00 PM »
I used to be a huge brony
3575
« on: September 28, 2015, 08:26:08 PM »
I only use it for leaks and porn.
What he said
3576
« on: September 26, 2015, 11:47:00 AM »
bruh
3577
« on: September 26, 2015, 11:42:18 AM »
oh wait
3578
« on: September 25, 2015, 06:43:30 PM »
.
3579
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:18:43 PM »
Why is this pinned?
Why shouldn't it be pinned
3580
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:13:37 PM »
don't you live in a trailer park tho?
shouldn't you focus on finding a real home first?
I don't fucking live in a trailer park
3581
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:08:09 PM »
Shit wrong forum
Move this to News or Serious please
I got you homie
3582
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:05:04 PM »
Probably doesn't even exist, they just took the two most generic sand monkey names and put it together with a stock photo of some kid. That's why he's always wearing a NASA shirt, because he's a hologram.
3583
« on: September 25, 2015, 04:39:50 PM »
Make out with Leliana
3584
« on: September 25, 2015, 04:10:53 PM »
Mother of my adopted child
3585
« on: September 25, 2015, 03:13:50 PM »
>INB4 Hipster faggot
3586
« on: September 25, 2015, 12:48:21 PM »
3587
« on: September 24, 2015, 08:57:47 PM »
I have an edgy family background
3588
« on: September 24, 2015, 08:56:37 PM »
I'd fuck Leliana in the middle of a funeral service
3589
« on: September 24, 2015, 08:56:07 PM »
Oh hell yeah
3590
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:23:48 PM »
Update: After a long and retarded day I went to sleep. My dreams were 50 shades of fucked up that night as I dreamed about something something danger zoooonneee, Ned Flanders pretending to be drunk for the sake of attention, when, suddenly a torrential downpour of cocks rained down from the black ceiling of clouds above. All of the United States was now at the mercy of mother nature and her destructive power, harnessed within the heat-seeking penises that sought to lay waste to the land. I woke up from the fucking gay nightmare and I could only think about how much of an ultra-queer Nexus is. I decided to browse more dank memes and man, I fucking love memes. BaconShelf's buttslave Fruit came into my room while I was browsing and told me to go fuck a duck so I uppercutted that bitch so hard NIGGERS became scared of me.
3591
« on: September 23, 2015, 05:43:04 PM »
What am I
3592
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:48:33 PM »
=^_^= do you like anime? Koshu ma sobi!
3593
« on: September 23, 2015, 08:04:09 AM »
Update: Later that day I finally found my keys and went into my apartment. I crashed onto my bed and turned on the tv. The first thing I watched was a review for a story I wrote "10/10 story m8." That was pretty kewl. I had to turn off the tv because my head still hurt from that party I had in Joan Jett's honor last night. My headache only got worse as my roommate BaconShelf started yelling about how I need to stop being a lazy cuck and pay rent. "I got fired from the Minimart you downie." I said. "Oh" was his only reply.
3594
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:43:26 AM »
I'm going to start writing now
3595
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:12:08 AM »
Yo Jester
Joan Jett's birthday was yesterday and you didn't even go crazy or anything smh
I didn't on sep7agon
3596
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:46:13 PM »
My kid ain't gonna say stupid shit like that I'll tell you what
3597
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:42:57 PM »
Girls rule boys drool
3598
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:47:26 PM »
Here's what I have so far
It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. In the morning I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick.
3599
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:19:06 PM »
Talk to each other and I'll make a story out of it
3600
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:16:20 PM »
goddamn she's ugly
HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY ARYA STARK IN THAT MANNER
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