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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 20, 2016, 01:50:26 PM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one
When you were born and popped out of your mom's cooter, the first thing she said was "oh, I definitely wanted this baby!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)"
I watched the video of my birth and she most certainly did not
I watched the video of your conception
I bet you liked it
Cinematography was all over the place, but the raw passion of the plot kept me watching
I thought it dragged on too long but the dialogue was pretty good.
The liberal use of the word "fuck" was inspired.
I think the quote "FUCK ME LIKE YOURE A GOOK DURING THE RAPE OF GODDAMN NANKING" was truly inspiring.
WRONG FUCKING SLUR YOU GODDAMN RETARD
NO IT FUCKING WASN'T, SLUT

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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:55:58 AM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one
When you were born and popped out of your mom's cooter, the first thing she said was "oh, I definitely wanted this baby!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)"
I watched the video of my birth and she most certainly did not
I watched the video of your conception
I bet you liked it
Cinematography was all over the place, but the raw passion of the plot kept me watching
I thought it dragged on too long but the dialogue was pretty good.
The liberal use of the word "fuck" was inspired.
I think the quote "FUCK ME LIKE YOURE A GOOK DURING THE RAPE OF GODDAMN NANKING" was truly inspiring.

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The Flood / Re: Worst meme of 2016?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:46:03 AM »
 Trannies and bathrooms

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The Flood / Re: Peace
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:38:32 AM »
COOOOOOOOOOON

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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:38:10 AM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one
When you were born and popped out of your mom's cooter, the first thing she said was "oh, I definitely wanted this baby!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)"
I watched the video of my birth and she most certainly did not
I watched the video of your conception
I bet you liked it
Cinematography was all over the place, but the raw passion of the plot kept me watching
I thought it dragged on too long but the dialogue was pretty good.   

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The Flood / Re: Peace
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:32:12 AM »
I called you a fucking COON

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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:31:51 AM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one
When you were born and popped out of your mom's cooter, the first thing she said was "oh, I definitely wanted this baby!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)"
I watched the video of my birth and she most certainly did not
I watched the video of your conception
I bet you liked it

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The Flood / Re: Peace
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:28:24 AM »
Shut the fuck up nigger

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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:27:47 AM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one
When you were born and popped out of your mom's cooter, the first thing she said was "oh, I definitely wanted this baby!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)"
I watched the video of my birth and she most certainly did not

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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:21:21 AM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one

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The Flood / Re: >when ur random as fuck
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:19:27 AM »
Saaaaaame

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The Flood / Re: I have a problem on my hands, fellas
« on: August 18, 2016, 03:10:01 AM »
ITT Jester and Jive fuck
That's illegal

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The Flood / Re: I have a problem on my hands, fellas
« on: August 18, 2016, 02:57:14 AM »

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The Flood / I have a problem on my hands, fellas
« on: August 18, 2016, 02:24:28 AM »
So me and my ex are friends again. That's good.

What's not good is telling her boyfriend that she's going to go to the Fall dance with me and not him. That's not ok.

I do not want to get my ass kicked. I don't know how big this dude is but there's a 90% chance he's built af. And I guess he was beyond pissed when he heard this news. I didn't ask for this dammit.

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The Flood / Did anybody else give a name to their PC
« on: August 17, 2016, 06:04:56 PM »
Or am I the only one

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The Flood / Re: VERY important discussion thread
« on: August 17, 2016, 11:24:36 AM »
I would probably play LIS if the game wasn't a giant massive SJW-pandering title. Well I guess to be fair, it isn't fucking Undertale levels of pandering, but damn is it close.
I fail to see it as sjw-pandering

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The Flood / VERY important discussion thread
« on: August 16, 2016, 02:56:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: man ive been bitchy irl since yesterday
« on: August 16, 2016, 02:35:24 PM »
By killing yourself

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The Flood / Re: What is your personality type?
« on: August 16, 2016, 02:31:16 PM »
Fuck yeah dude I'm like Shakespeare

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The Flood / Re: What is your personality type?
« on: August 16, 2016, 02:28:50 PM »
INFP

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The Flood / Re: VERY important discussion thread
« on: August 16, 2016, 12:41:16 AM »
Oops

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:51:14 PM »
Yo which bozos voted me

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The Flood / Re: VERY important discussion thread
« on: August 15, 2016, 04:59:25 PM »
I will contribute.



This is all I have...
This guy gets it

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Nuke this fucking thread

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The Flood / Re: VERY important discussion thread
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:26:29 AM »
This seems to be a very serious thread
Mods move this to serious

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The Flood / Re: That awkward moment when...
« on: August 14, 2016, 06:49:52 PM »
God cheat you look more like a nigger the more I look at you

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The Flood / Re: just got in a bloody fist fight
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:38:32 PM »
I feel like Jester has inherited Kimbo Slice's spirit
Spoiler
Ive always wanted to be a huge black guy

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What drugs have you done
Heroin, weed (not harmful but still a drug), adderall, doxepine, and anything else I could find really.

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The Flood / Desty requested I make an AMA about my drug experiences
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:12:45 PM »
how did you get into drugs
When I was in about 6th grade my stepdad divorced my mom, which left us on the curb. She did things for money and shelter. Things I'll probably never unsee. We found a guy who for the first time wanted to make sure we were safe and didn't discard us. We moved into a shithole apartment and I found out that he wasn't exactly the kindest soul. He made me stay in the garage and I could only go inside to take a shit (on some days I could stay in there though).

So of course I never really stayed there. One day I befriended some guys at the skatepark and they let me stay with them for most of the time. Every day got worse so I eventually turned to any drug I could get my hands on to numb everything. They were the ones who supplied me with shit.

After a year my dad reached out to me from Wisconsin and had me move in with my grandma. My mom eventually left the guy and got her own apartment not far from where I am now.

So for the first time I'm actually living a normal life and I'm just like any other teenager, except for the fact that drugs still find ways to get back to me. I've been staying away from pills and heroin for awhile now but I get withdrawals like crazy and it sucks ass.

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