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1981
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:34:40 PM »
 make this your profile picture
1982
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:28:29 PM »
1983
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:27:51 PM »
1984
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:23:43 PM »
1985
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:12:54 PM »
Can it cut through red tape though
1986
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:10:53 PM »
Older fellows would always call me a poor little fool. The truth is, all I wanted was a girl with the right allocations. My bad reputation landed me in fire and flames once, but as they say, the show must go on. Later on in life I learned that nothing else matters but girls with fingernails that shine like justice. I ended up meeting her and let me tell you fellas, she was the fox I've been waiting for.
So here's the moral of the story: always go after the girl who uses the machete to cut through red tape. Otherwise, life will blow up in your face like a cherry bomb.
1987
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:53:13 PM »
ed miliband has really let himself go
Whats up with his eyes? Is this nigga a hunchback?
1988
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:36:28 PM »
That's actually pretty good
1989
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:35:29 PM »
I've been lolling ever since I found out that his shitty books will be overtaken by and take their plot from their shitty TV adaption. Lol.
They don't take the plot from the tv-show, though.
So the books won't be overtaken?
Oh they will, but the show is doing it's own thing now, has been for a while. A load of shit happens in the show that isn't anywhere in the books.
Different journeys, same destinations
1990
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:30:04 PM »
1991
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:26:39 PM »
Collaborated with Queen to make Under Pressure
1992
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:23:00 PM »
I guess that's what you have to resort to when you don't have any legitimate criticisms
Like I said--if I ever read the books, I will find every possible reason to hate the fuck out of it. Don't you worry.
The bias is strong with you, my boy
1993
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:17:55 PM »
Why is the iron giant crashing my thread?
DEMOCRACY WILL NEVER FALL TO THE RED MENACE
1994
« on: January 04, 2016, 12:15:31 PM »
No shit. So it should be criticized. Harshly.
I guess that's what you have to resort to when you don't have any legitimate criticisms
1995
« on: January 04, 2016, 10:03:52 AM »
A horny teenager will write about sex like a horny teenager would. A modest family man will write about sex like a modest family man would. A nerd who likes sex will write about sex like a nerd who likes sex would.
Yes.
Badly.
Bad writing is bad writing.
No shit. Contrary to popular belief, George Martin's top priority isn't the quality of sexual activities his characters engage in. It's the creation of deep lore and backstory, development of characters, and engaging plot. Characters fuck and that's it.
1996
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:51:51 AM »
A bit over the top sometimes, sure. But it's definitely not "extremely poorly written". The authors job is to conjure mental images in your head and that's exactly what George Martin does.
He writes it like a child who just learned what sex was would write it. It's distracting and takes you out of the story.
You have to remember that he's a nerd and will write about sex like a nerd.
That's not an acceptable excuse.
Thats not an acceptable response in a debate A horny teenager will write about sex like a horny teenager would. A modest family man will write about sex like a modest family man would. A nerd who likes sex will write about sex like a nerd who likes sex would.
1997
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:40:48 AM »
Because it's easier to demonize America and not piss off social justice warriors because muh evil white americans
1998
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:38:59 AM »
A bit over the top sometimes, sure. But it's definitely not "extremely poorly written". The authors job is to conjure mental images in your head and that's exactly what George Martin does.
He writes it like a child who just learned what sex was would write it. It's distracting and takes you out of the story.
You have to remember that he's a nerd and will write about sex like a nerd.
1999
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:34:09 AM »
2000
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:30:02 AM »
You have to be descriptive if you want your sex scenes to be erotic. "He had sex lol" isn't good book material. There's descriptive, and then there's trying too hard.
He tries WAY too hard. And it's pathetic.
A bit over the top sometimes, sure. But it's definitely not "extremely poorly written". The authors job is to conjure mental images in your head and that's exactly what George Martin does.
2001
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:27:09 AM »
With consent of the victims family, sure
2002
« on: January 04, 2016, 09:19:55 AM »
You're saying we should hate the entire series because there's sex in it?
Verb, not everyone get's assmad whenever sex is mentioned or occurs in books/games/TV.
Not just sex--EXTREMELY POORLY WRITTEN and childish depictions of sex.
Read those lines.
You have to be descriptive if you want your sex scenes to be erotic. "He had sex lol" isn't good book material.
2003
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:22:08 AM »
Ad Victorium brother!
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD
2004
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:17:38 AM »
2005
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:14:23 AM »
2006
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:08:44 AM »
 DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
2007
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:08:13 AM »
2008
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:07:17 AM »
2009
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:05:32 AM »
2010
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:04:47 AM »
 DISREGARD COMMUNISM, EMBRACE DEMOCRACY
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