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1381
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:21:59 PM »
If you're a pleb maybe *Continues masturbating to the Sistine chapel*
Hot
1382
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:21:42 PM »
This will preserve the human race
1383
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:20:58 PM »
Episode III: All Too Easy
Kek. People disparage me, but I have convinced four girls to suck my cock on the first date. This last one would have if she wasn't sick. She's coming over Sunday to have fun with me.
1384
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:18:29 PM »
Rolling
1385
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:17:19 PM »
pros
- you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers
- I always tell the truth, even when I lie
- you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best
cons
- I take your fucking bullets
>hasn't even seen scarface
HAHAHAHAHAHA kill yourself you worthless faggot
What an asshole
1386
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:52:55 PM »
Don't call me a turd and I may consider it
Alright, turd, I'll stop calling you a stupid turd.
#SHELLYWORSTSOUTHPARKCHARACTER2016
1387
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:52:12 PM »
Fuck no
1388
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:50:48 PM »
Don't call me a turd and I may consider it
1389
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:47:45 PM »
I don't use any because I'm not a retard
1390
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:46:28 PM »
Fsther time needs to chill the fuck out
1391
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:39:05 PM »
Only betas cuddle
1392
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:34:03 AM »
Brooklyn
1393
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:33:20 AM »
WE'RE GONNA MAKE A MOBILE VERSION WE SWEAR
1394
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:30:51 AM »
Jesus....
almost 4 years and I'm still not Mythic
1395
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:29:58 AM »
1396
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:20:07 AM »
Rekt
1397
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:19:25 AM »
No
1398
« on: March 02, 2016, 09:18:48 AM »
They exist.
1399
« on: March 01, 2016, 10:03:45 AM »
What the hell? That's like if my name was James and I decided to copyright that.
1400
« on: February 29, 2016, 03:33:17 PM »
I can't even get in because the link expired
1401
« on: February 29, 2016, 02:26:51 PM »
https://discord.gg/0jhYbTBIAkzgN5DL
Since mobile skype is buggy as hell and it supports voice chats, I figure, why not? If the link expires, quote me and I'll post another.
EXPIRED
Yeah this
1402
« on: February 29, 2016, 12:20:54 PM »
I missed it
Where can I watch it
I heard the host was black and he kept talking about white people or something
idk
I can sum it up for you in four sentences
>"LE WHITE DEVILS"
>"GIBS ME MORE REPRESENTATION EVEN THO WE ONLY ACCOUNT FOR 13% OF THE POPULATION"
>Mad Max sweeps the Oscars
>Leo finally wins
dont forget about Sly not winning
1403
« on: February 29, 2016, 12:20:24 PM »
One last fuck you to the Academy.
LOL
What does it even say
1404
« on: February 29, 2016, 09:14:21 AM »
Absolutely disgusting
1405
« on: February 29, 2016, 04:06:14 AM »
it's better than skype
Im talking about whats going on in it
1406
« on: February 29, 2016, 03:49:05 AM »
This is some high level meme shit
1407
« on: February 29, 2016, 03:08:59 AM »
It was some straight up Beatles shit. The drummer Blake met some German chick and it was all fine until she actually met the rest of us. This bitch was one hippie ass motherfucker and did not get along with me or the bassist Aiden in the slightest way possible. She brainwashed him and got him hooked on some weird shit. She kept crying to him about how we weren't accepting her as "one of us"
Now I don't give a damn if he decides to do drugs with some Nazi, but when that Nazi try's to shove herself into MY band, I take issue. The guitarist Drake sided with him and her, which got Aiden extremely pissed and prompted him to say "I'll beat your junkie looking leather skinned asses and fuck that jew hating cunt until the next full moon if you say another fucking sentence".
It was dead silence for 3 minutes until everybody just walked out of the door and went home.
1408
« on: February 29, 2016, 02:02:03 AM »
What's going on in there
1409
« on: February 29, 2016, 01:32:57 AM »
We can tell her now but she's not a skank yet
Hopefully soon
We have 3 years to corrupt her more than we have
1410
« on: February 29, 2016, 01:31:04 AM »
DAMN ACADEMY
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH NOT GIVING SLY AND RONAN THEIR OSCARS
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