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The Flood / RIP my old forum
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:47:46 AM »
Those were the days.

when I was a mod:
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So ya better hide yo spam, hide yo Porn cuz I'm banning everybody out there.

somebody anwsered the question "why is techno an asshole":
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The signals originating from technos text may cause electrostatic resonance in the air or your blood ultimately leading to a surge of pressure or voltage in your bum leaving you butthurt

I was a good troll once:
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Techno will always be Hangout's favorite cumdumpster


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Gaming / Best Mortal Kombat kharacter?
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:14:24 AM »
JOHNNY CAGE FTW

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The Flood / I'm becoming worried about my Leliana addiction
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:11:37 AM »
I've started rejecting real women because they aren't like Leliana. What's happening Flood?

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The Flood / I will be able to use this one day
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:47:18 PM »
Shout out to my nigga Solon tho

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The Flood / I have a confession to make (srsly)
« on: May 12, 2015, 08:47:26 PM »
I created a short romance story a long time ago.


And it actually got some pretty good reviews. So fuck you bitches.

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The Flood / I actually had fun with Siri today
« on: May 12, 2015, 08:40:32 PM »

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The Flood / Does anybody know how to create custom nameplates?
« on: May 12, 2015, 08:23:19 PM »
I'm not a basement dweller so I don't know how to do shit like this.

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The Flood / Dont upboat me
« on: May 12, 2015, 10:44:00 AM »
Im fucking serious.

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The Flood / Legendary status is almost upon me
« on: May 12, 2015, 10:15:34 AM »
I will finally become a meme

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The Flood / I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:22:43 PM »
I really need a girlfriend

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Gaming / The rebels have taken a command post
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:35:03 PM »
Our reinforcements are diminishing

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The Flood / I have a confession to make
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:26:31 PM »
It's something I've wanted to get off of my chest for a very long time. Sadly, I'm not the person who I said I was. In this video I will explain everything. This will be my last thread so goodbye everybody. https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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The Flood / To meme or not to meme
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:04:44 PM »
That is the question

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The Flood / Hey parents of the world
« on: May 11, 2015, 03:30:52 PM »
DONT BRING YOUR FOUR YEAR OLD CHILDREN TO THE FUCKING AVENGERS ON THE ULTRA SCREEN! NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO THEM YELLING "HULK SMASH" WHENEVER THEY SEE THE ASSHOLE! I WILL PILEDRIVE THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS IF YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS SHIT.

I DONT WANT TO KEEP HEARING

"Iron man best avenger!!1!!1!!" and "I want Thor to penetrate my little hole"

WHENEVER I GO TO THESE FUCKING MOVIES! CONTROL UR CHILDREN BITCHES



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The Flood / This is the new weirdest thing on the Internet
« on: May 11, 2015, 03:19:43 PM »
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My son has a friend named Abigail and my son and Abigail are very good friends. I would have never suspected this at such a young age...

I work late, and my son always brings Abigail home as well. They walk to my house and stay for an hour until Abigail's mother can pick her up.

Anyways, I got home a little bit early today, and I heard noises coming from my sons room. The door was open a crack so I peeked in wondering what that noise was.  My brother was sitting down on his bed naked and Abigail, who just turned 10, is kneeling on the carpet sucking his ****.  I saw him say "stop" and she backed off for a minute. Then he shot loads at her and her face was covered in it and she was smiling.... Then he got on top of her and did it doggy style.  When she left I confronted them and told her parents. They are concerned as well, but what I am really asking is what I should do. There was a homemade porn playing on my sons iPod while they were doing it and I didn't know why to do, he was humping her and all that.... I don't know. I'm wondering what to do.... My son said they had done this before and that he has shot loads into her before and her mother says she's been vomiting and I don't know what to do. I feel so bad, I don't know if she's pregnant.... Help!

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The Flood / My childhood friend is moving to Florida
« on: May 10, 2015, 01:14:14 PM »
Wat du flood

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The Flood / Does anybody know how to get rid of canker sores?
« on: May 10, 2015, 11:01:54 AM »
Like goddamn I can't eat Doritos without my mouth turning to hellfire

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The Flood / Whats your favorite band?
« on: May 08, 2015, 10:48:52 AM »
IRON MAIDEN PLS

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Serious / Senior AQAP leader Nasr Ibn Ali al-Ansi has been killed
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:24:59 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/07/middleeast/aqap-commander-killed/

What's the best country in the world? AMERICA BITCHES

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The Flood / Can I be a meme?
« on: May 07, 2015, 10:45:38 AM »
I want to be a meme

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The Flood / Hey Cheat
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:20:50 PM »
My forum has a fucking clock. What's up with your shit, nigga?

http://jester420blaze.boards.net

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Serious / I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:00:52 PM »
I keep having dreams of the day when I found my grandma dead as a kid. I usually wake up after these and have thoughts of suicide by choking, drowning, and suffocation. It might just be a side affect of having been a druggie child. Anybody know a way I can deal with it? (Without going to some goodie-two-dick old ass therapist)

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The Flood / Come to this thread to be enlightened
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:13:19 PM »

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The Flood / I have too much free time
« on: May 05, 2015, 10:06:15 PM »
Like god damn I need a hobby
http://jester420blaze.boards.net

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The Flood / I am a breakfast defector
« on: May 05, 2015, 10:47:23 AM »
anybody who is not will be executed by bullets to the head or by any other convenient method on this date in time: 12:00 A.M. 5/10/15

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The Flood / "To be or not to be that is the question"
« on: May 05, 2015, 10:19:39 AM »
What the fuck kind of question is that? The fuck does that even mean? Was Shakesphere smoking crack when he wrote his stupid ass plays?

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The Flood / Hey Lemön
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:12:25 PM »
I just hired a hitman. Get ready to die faggot. Shouldn't have fucked up like this.

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The Flood / I NEED SOMEBODY TO PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:48:32 PM »
I WANT TO GET ASSFUCKED SO HARD I BLEED

NO LUBE I WANT YOU TO GO IN DRY

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The Flood / I'm Jester AMA
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:07:23 PM »
This is my totally legit girlfriend

and this is my side chick

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The Flood / YOU CAME TO SEE THE MOBSCENE
« on: May 01, 2015, 11:54:59 AM »
I KNOW IT ISNT YOUR SCENE
ITS BETTER THAN A SEX SCENE
AND IT SO FUCKING OBSCENE

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