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6421
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:52:16 AM »
That is a man
also, that is Burt Reynolds
And?
6422
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon
Come for me bby.
After new years.
O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.
What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?
A juvenile blue bear.
6423
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:50:18 AM »
6424
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon
Come for me bby.
After new years.
O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.
6425
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:43:58 AM »
6426
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:37:19 AM »
wait, what are you talking about
i gave the lord ruler an F- i gave you an F
don't fucking confuse me
You know, the quote button exists for a reason.
Don't try to change him. Verby is beautiful.
6427
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:26:48 AM »
It's been a while since I've drunk posted. I should do that again.
please no. You won't like how you feel afterward.
I already know what it feels like.
Do it, the Bear God demands it.
6428
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:24:40 AM »
6429
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:11:33 AM »
It's been 14 days since I last got drunk.
I have pictures of it too, but I don't think I'm gonna post them
The shame is too much
Post them you fascist.
6430
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon
Come for me bby.
After new years.
O bby
6431
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:06:08 AM »
6432
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:03:37 AM »
I like pepperonis on my wife
Fix'd
If she was a pizza then yes
>implying you wouldn't marry a pizza given the chance
Not implying, I wouldn't.
>implying you weren't implying
Ushan plz
Elton John song 287 plz
nope. totally different from the song
plz
6433
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon
Come for me bby.
6434
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
6435
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:59:33 AM »
If you have Tallon the Bear God as your avatar then you are objectively dead and only here because some user is hallucinating about you.
6436
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
6437
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:40:15 AM »
I like pepperonis on my wife
Fix'd
If she was a pizza then yes
>implying you wouldn't marry a pizza given the chance
Not implying, I wouldn't.
>implying you weren't implying
Ushan plz
Elton John song 287 plz
6438
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:34:14 AM »
The Boxer Rebellion?
yeah we do this
fuck you boulders no match for Chris
6439
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
6440
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:30:22 AM »
I like pepperonis on my wife
Fix'd
If she was a pizza then yes
>implying you wouldn't marry a pizza given the chance
Not implying, I wouldn't.
>implying you weren't implying
6441
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:29:06 AM »
I like pepperonis on my wife
Fix'd
If she was a pizza then yes
>implying you wouldn't marry a pizza given the chance
6442
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
6443
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:26:02 AM »
I like pepperonis on my wife
Fix'd
6444
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:17:57 AM »
The Boxer Rebellion?
Boxer from "Animal Farm"?
Spoiler he was my favorite character
I liked the ass.
6445
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
6446
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:51:14 PM »
Boxing?
6447
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:39:10 PM »
Can't fool me, I know you guys have shit taste in music.
It's Star Wars!!!
I'm not a fan of that either.
Jurassic Park?
Wtf mang ;__;
I gave my soul to Alan Moore.
6448
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:35:22 PM »
Can't fool me, I know you guys have shit taste in music.
It's Star Wars!!!
I'm not a fan of that either.
Jurassic Park?
6449
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
6450
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
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