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The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

6423
The Flood / Re: Post literally perfect women
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:50:18 AM »

6424
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


6425

6426
The Flood / Re: and you can have it all
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:37:19 AM »
wait, what are you talking about

i gave the lord ruler an F-
i gave you an F

don't fucking confuse me
You know, the quote button exists for a reason.

Don't try to change him. Verby is beautiful.

6427
The Flood / Re: Hi, I'm drunk
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:26:48 AM »
It's been a while since I've drunk posted.
I should do that again.

please no. You won't like how you feel afterward.
I already know what it feels like.

Do it, the Bear God demands it.

6428
The Flood / Re: "I got it wronf" - TBlocks
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:24:40 AM »

6429
The Flood / Re: Hi, I'm drunk
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:11:33 AM »
It's been 14 days since I last got drunk.

I have pictures of it too, but I don't think I'm gonna post them

The shame is too much


Post them you fascist.

6430
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby

6431
The Flood / Re: Oh my
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:06:08 AM »

6433
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.

6434
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

6435
The Flood / Re: If you have a Sangheili as your avatar
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:59:33 AM »
If you have Tallon the Bear God as your avatar then you are objectively dead and only here because some user is hallucinating about you.

6436
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

6438
The Flood / Re: Boxing Day
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:34:14 AM »
The Boxer Rebellion?
yeah we do this

fuck you boulders no match for Chris


6439
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM »

6441
The Flood / Re: Finally, human-pizza marriages were legalised.
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:29:06 AM »
I like pepperonis on my wife

Fix'd

If she was a pizza then yes

>implying you wouldn't marry a pizza given the chance

6443
The Flood / Re: Finally, human-pizza marriages were legalised.
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:26:02 AM »

6444
The Flood / Re: Boxing Day
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:17:57 AM »
The Boxer Rebellion?



Boxer from "Animal Farm"?
Spoiler
he was my favorite character

I liked the ass.

6446
The Flood / Re: Boxing Day
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:51:14 PM »


Boxing?

6448
The Flood / Re: Get in here!
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:35:22 PM »

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