Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Ushan

Pages: 1 ... 212213214 215216 ... 239
6391
The Flood / Re: I can't tell you what happened, it's not my folt
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:52:20 AM »
Que?
I don't speak anything except the master language, unfortunately. Although I want to learn french.

Are you asking me a question?

I didn't understand the OP.

Anywho, J'ai le connaissance de Francais.

Spoiler
I lied.

6392
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:45:39 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad
No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.
Never ever?

A bear god never makes a promise he can't keep, and I'm a bear god making you a promise.
We'll see

Shh wee forest critter, you are in my domain. should the day ever come when you're up against a redneck with a shotgun, I'll be right behind him, about to rip his testicles up through his spinal chord.

6393
The Flood / Re: I can't tell you what happened, it's not my folt
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:41:57 AM »
Que?

6394
Gaming / Re: Best games you played in 2014?
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:41:00 AM »
Far Cry 3

Yeah I know, I'm late to the party, fuck you die in a cocaine fire.

6395
The Flood / Re: If you have a Sangheili as your avatar
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:37:15 AM »
I wort you, you wort me
We're a happy wort
With a great big wort and a wort from me to you.
Won't you say you wort me too.

That post gave me genital worts.

6396
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:36:09 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad
No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.
Never ever?

A bear god never makes a promise he can't keep, and I'm a bear god making you a promise.

6397
The Flood / Re: I shall keep making references of CoD to here
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:34:48 AM »
Just try and stop me.


Challenge accepted.

Mod powers plz.

6398
The Flood / Re: Mexican standoff
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:28:58 AM »
stahp appropriating Yutaka's culture guise.

Also, that theme song right at the end was pretty good.

6399
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:12:57 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad
No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.

6400
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:08:21 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad

6401
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:57:24 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!


6402
The Flood / Re: When you see it. . .
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:53:20 AM »
10/10

Would buy a spooky, decrepit mansion just hang that up to freak people out.

6403
The Flood / Re: I'm Curious
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:41:37 AM »
You people should unban our booty warrior. Whoever banned him clearly has a botched lobotomy and poops their pants.
No.
Yes. I prefer his posts than seeing the massive amount of weeabo gifs.
Tough shit.


Shouldn't you be watching your anime for the plot?








6404
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

6405
If I ever get a custom title bar, I will make it my mission to give you a seizure.

6406
The Flood / Re: When you accidentally click on Serious.
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:46:30 AM »
It's just the place you go to be serious about being silly.

6407
The Flood / Re: The funny thing about bait and trolling
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:27:37 AM »
It's because the more intelligent ones are used to people actually being serious instead of just baiting.

6408
The Flood / Re: Post literally perfect women
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:06:10 AM »

6409
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.

6410
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:02:08 AM »
Don't make them, don't see the point in them.

Things and stuff.

Time and space

Spacetime dictates the movement of matter, matter dictates the curvature of spacetime.


Scientists theorise there are up to 10 dimensions. If so, there could be 4,5,6D and so forth life on Earth we hasn't discovered an never will discover, but they can see us.

I'm out of science.

6411
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:13:58 AM »
Don't make them, don't see the point in them.

Things and stuff.

Time and space

Spacetime dictates the movement of matter, matter dictates the curvature of spacetime.

6412
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:10:56 AM »
Don't make them, don't see the point in them.

Things and stuff.

6413
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

6414
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

6415
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder, if you ONLY listen to individual tracks,
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:50:19 AM »
I hate you all, you are disgusting filth

Fascist.

6416
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder, if you ONLY listen to individual tracks,
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:45:04 AM »
Don't box me in, fascist.

6419
The Flood / Re: Post literally perfect women
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:24:44 AM »



Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
This is now a trap thread.

Pages: 1 ... 212213214 215216 ... 239