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5971
The Flood / Re: Who's side are you on?
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:06:08 AM »
I wait for a winner to be declared, then I start shit.

5972
The Flood / Re: Ahhhhhh
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:04:27 AM »



MFW I no longer live in a desert.
Texas?

Abu Dhabi.
Now thats a desert.

I have discovered whole regions of my body thanks to the frustrating itchiness of sand.

5973
The Flood / Re: Ahhhhhh
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:02:39 AM »


MFW I no longer live in a desert.
Texas?

Abu Dhabi.
Why aren't you speaking in durka durka?

Because I only lived there for two years, the vast majority of people there speak english competently, and I have resisted every attempt by others to get me to learn a new language.

5974
The Flood / Re: Ahhhhhh
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:33:47 AM »

5975
The Flood / Re: Ahhhhhh
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:30:28 AM »


MFW I no longer live in a desert.

5976
The Flood / Re: Paddle your own canoe
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:16:58 AM »
No.

5978
The Flood / Re: Look up Trypophobia
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:12:07 AM »

5979
The Flood / Re: Look up Trypophobia
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:10:07 AM »
I will not.

5980
The Flood / Re: Anyone else having trouble sleeping?
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:36:50 PM »
Yes.

5981
The Flood / Re: Characters you relate with
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:24:59 PM »
Star Lord. Him and I are practically the same person.

Who?

5982
The Flood / Re: Characters you relate with
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:19:02 PM »
<<<<

5983
The Flood / Re: How are all of you?
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:08:44 PM »
I walked for four hours and I now have blisters on my feet.

That sucks. I march in the marching band, do tree work, and walk too, so I know how it feels :S

Eh, could be worse.

5984
The Flood / Re: Tea Thread (britbong magnet)
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:06:17 PM »
Black or green.

5985
The Flood / Re: How are all of you?
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:03:24 PM »
I walked for four hours and I now have blisters on my feet.

5987
The Flood / Re: I am going to make my own offsite
« on: January 04, 2015, 08:20:51 PM »
And milfs?

5988
The Flood / Re: Do you use the buddy feature?
« on: January 04, 2015, 08:14:10 PM »
What is the purpose of it?

5989
The Flood / Re: Post here and I swear I'll
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:42:24 PM »
Eh, alright.
From what little I've seen of you, you exemplify many-a-stereotype of the modern average Internet-goer. Memes and heavy slang/image macro usage is not a good substitute for a sense of humor.

Yeah, pretty much.

5990
The Flood / Re: Corgi thread
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:40:59 PM »
TFW someone else makes a corgi thread


Well corgis and sausage dogs are the cutest dogs ever.

That was the last dog I had. Dang he was great :D



Spoiler
Dog meat is fowl though!

.......as a pet.

Supposedly dog meat tastes like a mix of beef and chicken.

5991
The Flood / Re: Corgi thread
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:15:07 PM »

5992
The Flood / Re: Post here and I swear I'll
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:14:03 PM »
Eh, alright.

5993
The Flood / Re: This isn't anything new....
« on: January 04, 2015, 06:02:01 AM »
I won't help you with this.

5995
The Flood / Re: Despite the unexpected
« on: January 04, 2015, 05:43:23 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh ;)






If you want.


No.

And is it cool enough to type yet?
See my shower thread. I'm antsy.

Shower thread?
Shower thread.

Shower thread?
SHOWER THREAD

SHOWER THREAD?!

5996
The Flood / Re: fucking, we have a guy fixing the shower
« on: January 04, 2015, 05:37:29 AM »
Shower thread?

5997
The Flood / Re: Despite the unexpected
« on: January 04, 2015, 05:36:18 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh ;)






If you want.


No.

And is it cool enough to type yet?
See my shower thread. I'm antsy.

Shower thread?
Shower thread.

Shower thread?

5998
The Flood / Re: Despite the unexpected
« on: January 04, 2015, 05:32:22 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh ;)






If you want.


No.

And is it cool enough to type yet?
See my shower thread. I'm antsy.

Shower thread?

5999
The Flood / Re: Despite the unexpected
« on: January 04, 2015, 05:30:12 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh ;)






If you want.


No.

And is it cool enough to type yet?

6000
The Flood / Re: Despite the unexpected
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:51:47 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh ;)






If you want.

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