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Messages - Ushan

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The Flood / Re: What's Your Name?!
« on: January 11, 2015, 03:10:14 PM »
Jens Stoltenberg

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No.

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The Flood / Re: Discus hand egg ITT
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:19:48 PM »
*Waits for yank butthurt*

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:46:33 AM »

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The Flood / Re: why did flee get demote
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:45:20 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

Only at night?

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The Flood / Re: Why are guns so expensive?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:44:14 AM »
Because if you fuck it up, there can be some serious consequences?

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The Flood / Re: Who's ready for booty?
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:03:53 AM »
Not sure why you folks like the guy so much. But ok.
I don't know why people like you either

It's his booty.

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The Flood / Re: Watch out for the Sep7agon Illuminati
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:01:51 AM »
It's not like any of this was ever a secret to any of us. Plus you can't fire Rocket, Because Rocket is the only cool guy here. Come at me.

Thanks m8
...you do know I'd never talk about you like this, right?

You know what? I don't know what to think anymore.

Don't worry, I got your back, bro.

Spoiler
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
goin 4 dat booty

U no it playa

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The Flood / Re: Regarding the Sep7agon Illuminati
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:59:45 AM »
So it's the Spe7agon Free Masons we should be worried about.

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The Flood / Re: Who's ready for booty?
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:56:15 AM »
Tomorrow is the 11th... and you know what that means.

It's Sunday?

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The Flood / Re: Watch out for the Sep7agon Illuminati
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:54:20 AM »
It's not like any of this was ever a secret to any of us. Plus you can't fire Rocket, Because Rocket is the only cool guy here. Come at me.

Thanks m8
...you do know I'd never talk about you like this, right?

You know what? I don't know what to think anymore.

Don't worry, I got your back, bro.

Spoiler
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

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The Flood / Re: Ah right! I watched Interstellar today! AMA me anything!!
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:50:25 AM »
I liked the robots.

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The Flood / Re: Do not go gentle into that good night
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:49:26 AM »
Don't tell me what to do.

Bitch.

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The Flood / Re: TBlocks is distracting me.
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:28:29 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So...
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:26:21 AM »
Went for a walk, it was cold.

Super good stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is the Devil's lettuce
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:21:11 AM »
Would that make partakers of the weed the Devil's rabbits?

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The Flood / Re: weird kinks
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:18:22 AM »
*Begins subconsciously psychoanalyzing every user that posts*

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The Flood / Re: You Were All Monitors
« on: January 11, 2015, 12:40:36 AM »
What did I miss?

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The Flood / Re: Reggae Is Shit
« on: January 11, 2015, 12:37:05 AM »
why the fuck are we all ninjas

Mad hax.

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The Flood / Re: Reggae Is Shit
« on: January 11, 2015, 12:34:45 AM »
Give me pot and I'll listen to whatever you want to play.

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The Flood / Re: Why are certain users on this site so shitty?
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:50:55 PM »
Quote
Why are certain users on this site so shitty?

I'm constipated.

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The Flood / Re: Beastiality
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:29:53 PM »
Find me an alien species anatomically similar to a human enough for coitus to not be painful or dangerous for the both of us.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:38:55 PM »

Can't make ballistics look as cool as this

If you don't see beauty in the unyielding efficiency of a firearm, then you're a lost cause.
I'd rather gut somebody than shoot them.

I'd rather shoot someone in the gut.
I'd rather gut someone's gut

I'd rather fuck your gut.
Spoiler
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:36:12 PM »

Can't make ballistics look as cool as this

If you don't see beauty in the unyielding efficiency of a firearm, then you're a lost cause.
I'd rather gut somebody than shoot them.

I'd rather shoot someone in the gut.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:31:57 PM »

Can't make ballistics look as cool as this

If you don't see beauty in the unyielding efficiency of a firearm, then you're a lost cause.

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The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:09:24 PM »
I very much prefer Hot Manboys.



Get out.
Are you getting feelings of inadequacy while in the presence of a literal living god that is Hemsworth? Do you feel less of a man? Is this why you like femboys? Do you see yourself like them whenever an alpha male is around you?

You, my friend, have the Epsilon Male Syndrome...and unlike the Beta Male Syndrome it is incurable.


Yes, whip me with your words, make me squeal, Momma!
...

Leaving now.

Tease.

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The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:03:26 PM »
I very much prefer Hot Manboys.



Get out.
Are you getting feelings of inadequacy while in the presence of a literal living god that is Hemsworth? Do you feel less of a man? Is this why you like femboys? Do you see yourself like them whenever an alpha male is around you?

You, my friend, have the Epsilon Male Syndrome...and unlike the Beta Male Syndrome it is incurable.


Yes, whip me with your words, make me squeal, Momma!

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